YOU SEE MY TINY MINIONSGROVELING AT MY LIKENESS !
I AM ERIC CARTMAN, GOD.
HEY, WE PAID FORTHE SEA PEOPLE TOO,
HOW COME THEY'RE NOTMAKING STATUES OF US ?
BE YE NOT JEALOUS, JEW.
I AM CREATOROF ALL THINGS, YEA.
THAT IS VERYIMPRESSIVE, ERIC,
WHAT DO YOU INTEND TO DOWITH YOUR UNDERWATER SOCIETY ?
I AM GOING TO SENDA MESSAGE TO MY PEOPLE
AND TELL THEM TODEVELOP A GREAT MACHINE
THAT WILL SHRINK MEDOWN TO THEIR SIZE
SO I CAN LIVEAMONG THEM FOREVER !
A HA !
WHAT THE HELL ISWRONG WITH YOU, BUTTERS ?
THEY DID THATON THE SIMPSONS !
'TREEHOUSE OF HORROR' EPISODE4F-02- 'THE GENESIS TUB' !
LISA LOSES A TOOTH AND THEBACTERIA ON IT STARTS TO GROW
AND MAKESA LITTLE SOCIETY
AND THEY BUILD A STATUE OF HERTHINKING SHE'S GOD !
SO ?YEAH, SO ?
DUDE, THE SIMPSONS HAS DONEEVERYTHING ALREADY, WHO CARES ?
THEY'VE BEEN ON FORLIKE THIRTEEN YEARS.
OF COURSE THEY'VEDONE EVERYTHING.
EVERY IDEA HASBEEN DONE BUTTERS,
EVEN BEFORE THE SIMPSONS.
YEAH, IN FACT,THAT EPISODE WAS
A RIP-OFF OFA TWILIGHT ZONE EPISODE.
SO I SHOULDN'T CAREIF I COME UP WITH AN IDEA
AND THE SIMPSONSALREADY DID IT...
IT... DOESN'T MATTER !
EVERYTHING ISBACK TO NORMAL !
I THINK...I THINK I CAN GO BACK
TO TRYING TODESTROY THE WORLD AGAIN !
GOOD FOR YOU !
YEAH, THAT'SGREAT BUTTERS,
NOW GET THE HELLOUT OF MY ROOM.
I FEEL LIKEA SPRING CHICKEN !
I'M READY TOWREAK HAVOC ONCE AGAIN !
HEY, LOOK EVERYBODY !
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE AQUARIUMIS BUILDING ANOTHER STATUE !
HEY, IT'S TWEEK !
ME ?OH MAN !
I DON'T WANTTO BE A GOD !
THAT IS WAYTO MUCH PRESSURE !
THAT IS BULLCRAP !
YOU BETTER STOPWORSHIPING HIM, SEA PEOPLE !
WHAT'S GOING ON NOW ?
THE SEA PEOPLEFROM CARTMAN'S SIDE
ARE SUICIDE-BOMBING THEBUILDINGS ON TWEEK'S SIDE !
YEAH, GO !
NOW WHAT'S HAPPENING ?
THE SEA PEOPLEON TWEEK'S SIDE
JUST SUICIDE-BOMBEDTHE CARTMAN STATUE !
OH GODDAMMIT !
( tiny screams )
OH NO !
OH, THE HUMANITY !
WELL, IT WASA NICE PROJECTWHILE IT LASTED, BOYS.
YEAH, BUT I GUESSTHIS PROVES THAT
WAR IS THE NATURALORDER OF LIFE.
WHY CAN'T SOCIETIESJUST LIVE IN PEACE ?
The Sea People destroy themselves in a religion-fueled war.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
Disappointed that the Sea People are brine shrimp, the boys feed them to Mrs. Choksondik.x CLOSE
The Sea People destroy themselves in a religion-fueled war.x CLOSE
The boys decide to order "Sea People" from an ad.x CLOSE
Butters abandons his plan to block out the sun when he finds out "The Simpsons" did it.x CLOSE
Cartman dreams about the Sea People.x CLOSE
Butters is disappointed to learn that "The Simpsons" already cut the head off a statue.x CLOSE
The boys find out there's semen in Ms. Choksondik's stomach and think it's "sea-men."x CLOSE
The boys ask Chef the difference about between "semen" and "sea men" .x CLOSE
The boys are almost caught in the morgue trying to remove the seamen from Ms. Choksondik.x CLOSE
Chef eases the boys' fears of being murderers.x CLOSE