OH YEAH ? WELL,YOU'RE A STUPID JEW !
SHUT UP, FATASS !
OH, UH...YOU GUYS ARE DUMB.
OKAY, CRAIG,INTERESTING CHOICE.
POWERFUL STUFF THERE, CRAIG,THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
IT IS ALMOST COMPLETE--
THE CREATION OF MY MINIONSWHO WILL ASSIST ME
IN BRINGING TERRORTO THE WORLD.
THERE WE GO.
YES, MY MINIONS OF CHAOS.
( squeaking )
NOT NOW, MY LOVELIES,
YOUR TIME TO BRING DESTRUCTIONWILL COME VERY SOON.
BUTTERS, A NOTE FOR YOUWAS LEFT AT THE FRONT DOOR.
A NOTE ?
HERE YOU GO.
AND WASH YOUR HANDS AFTERYOU TOUCH THOSE HAMSTERS,
YOU'LL GET AIDS.
SO, SOMEONE HAS DISCOVEREDMY HORRIBLE SECRET.
THIS COULD BE A TRAPSET BY THE F.B.I.
OH, I'LL BE AT THE DOCKS,PRECIOUS F.B.I.,
BUT IT IS I WHO WILL HAVETHE TRAP SET FOR YOU !
COME, MY MINIONS,WE HAVEN'T MUCH TIME.
ALRIGHT EVERYONE,THE TIME HAS COME FOR US
TO NARROW THE LIST DOWNFROM 10 TO SIX.
BUT FIRST, LET US JUST SAY THATTHE PEOPLE WHO WE DIDN'T PICK
WERE ONLY NOT PICKED BECAUSETHEY TOTALLY SUCK BALLS-- KYLE ?
THEY'RE NOTGOING TO PICK ME.
I JUST KNOW THEY'RE NOT.
OH JESUS !I CAN'T TAKE IT !
REALLY ?I DON'T BELIEVE IT !
JUST ONE MOREROSE, KYLE.
OH BOY !OH THANK GOD !
ALRIGHT, THOSE WITHROSES WILL MOVE ON
TO THE SWIMSUIT ANDTALENT COMPETITION.
THE REST OF YOU--GET THE FUDGE OUT !
THIS WHOLE THING IS STUPID !
YOU DON'T PICK PEOPLEYOU WANNA BE WITH
BY MAKING IT INTO A GAME !
EWW, SOMEBODY'SA SORE LOSER !
CLYDE, I BELIEVE I SAIDGET THE FUDGE OUT,
WHICH MEANS KISS MY FUDGIN'ASS, GO FUDGE YOURSELF,
WOULD YA GET THEFUDGE OUT, CLYDE ?
The Field Narrows
The boys narrow the field from ten to six.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
Professor Chaos strikes in class.x CLOSE
The boys narrow the field from ten to six.x CLOSE
Professor Chaos threatens to flood the world with a garden hose.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, and Cartman fire Butters as their friend.x CLOSE
Rejected by the boys, Butters becomes Professor Chaosx CLOSE
The boys announce a contest to determine a new replacement friend.x CLOSE
The boys evaluate the field of potential replacement friends at the amusement park.x CLOSE
The boys narrow the field of replacement friends to ten.x CLOSE
Butters is incredulous that his soup switch didn't make the newspaper.x CLOSE
Butters makes Dougie his new sidekick, General Disarray.x CLOSE