PART THEM,THEY ARE INCENSED.
NAY, COME AGAIN.
LOOK TO THE QUEENTHERE, BUDDY.
THEY BLEED ON BOTH SIDES,HOW IS IT, MY LORD ?
HOW IS IT, LAERTES ?
WHY, AS A WOODCOCKTO MINE OWN SPRINGE, OSRIC,
I AM JUSTLY KILLED WITHMY OWN TREACHERY.
HOW DOES THE QUEEN ?
HEY, GUY,SHE SWOONS TO SEE THEM BLEED.
OH MY DEAR, HAMLET,I AM POISONED.
OH, VILLAINY,HO, LET THE DOOR BE LOCKED.
TREACHERY, SEEK IT OUT.
IT IS HERE, HAMLET,HAMLET, THOU ART SLAIN.
NO MEDICINE IN THE WORLDCAN DO THEE GOOD.
IN THEE THERE IS NOTHALF AN HOUR OF LIFE.
THE TREACHEROUS INSTRUMENTIS IN THY HAND,
UNBATED AND ENVENOMED.
THE FOUL PRACTICEHATH TURNED ITSELF ON ME.
LO, HERE I LIENEVER TO RISE AGAIN.
THY MOTHER'S POISONED,I CAN NO MORE.
THE KING,THE KING'S TO BLAME.
THE POINT,ENVENOMED TOO.
THEN, VENOMTO THY WORK, BUDDY !
TREASON,TREASON !TREASON,TREASON !
OH, YET DEFEND ME, FRIENDS,I AM BUT HURT.
HERE, THOU INCESTUOUS,MURDEROUS DAMNED DANE.
DRINK OF THIS POTION,IS THY UNION HERE ?
FOLLOW MY MOTHER.
HE IS SERVED, IT ISA POISON TEMPERED BY HIMSELF.
EXCHANGE FORGIVENESS WITH ME,NOBLE HAMLET.
MINE AND MY FATHER'S DEATHCAME NOT UPON THEE
NOR THINE ON ME.
HEAVEN MAKE FREE OF IT,I FOLLOW THEE, GUY.
I AM DEAD, HORATIO,WRETCHED QUEEN, ADIEU.
YOU THAT LOOK PALE AND TREMBLEAT THIS CHANCE, BUDDY,
THOU ARE BUT MUTES ORAUDIENCE TO THIS ACT,
HAD I BUT TIME--AS THIS FELL SERGEANT DEATHIS STRICT IN HIS ARREST--
OH, I COULD TELL YOU, BUDDY,BUT LET IT BE.
HORATIO, I AM DEAD.
THOU LIVEST, GUY,
REPORT ME AND MY CAUSE ARIGHTTO THE UNSATISFIED.
NEVER BELIEVE IT.
I AM MORE AN ANTIQUE ROMANTHAN A DANE.
HERE'S YET SOMELIQUOR LEFT, BUDDY.
JESUS-TAP-DANCING-CHRIST,IS THIS THING EVER GONNA END ?
HE HAS MY DYING VOICE, SOTELL HIM WITH THE OCCURRENCE
MORE AND LESS WHICHHAVE SOLICITED,
THE REST IS SILENCE.
NOW CRACKS A NOBLE HEART,GOOD NIGHT, SWEET PRINCE
AND FLIGHTS OF ANGELSSING THEE TO THY REST, BUDDY.
Venom, To Thy Work, Buddy
The boys watch "Hamlet," starring Phillip.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
The boys watch "Hamlet," starring Phillip.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip get into a fight during their Brainwashing Festival rehearsal.x CLOSE
Kyle shows "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" at the Earth Day Festival.x CLOSE
The boys see an ad on TV for a live Terrance and Phillip show.x CLOSE
Kyle makes up a reason for the boys to be able to attend the Terrance and Phillip show in Denver.x CLOSE
The boys are disappointed when the real Phillip isn't performing.x CLOSE
The boys sneaking into Terrance's dressing room.x CLOSE
Terrance talks to the boys about his feud with Phillipx CLOSE
The boys tell the Brainwashing Festival organizers that they won't be able to get Terrance and Phillip.x CLOSE
Kyle misleads Phillip to get him to come to South Park.x CLOSE