AS A FRIENDDURING CLASS TIME.
YOUR PERFORMANCES WILLBE JUDGED PRIMARILY
ON HOW YOU HELP US CHEATAND GIVE US ANSWERS.
SO GOOD LUCK,EVERYBODY !
( Ms. Choksondik )SIT DOWN, BOYS.
ALRIGHT, CHILDREN,BEFORE WE GET STARTED,
HAS ANYBODY SEEN THE ERASERFOR THE CHALKBOARD ?
HEH HEH HEH, HEE !
IT PROBABLY GOT KNOCKEDON THE FLOOR SOMEWHERE.
CAN YOU ALL PLEASE JUST LOOKAROUND YOUR DESKS FOR IT ?
( Butters )YES... LOOK AROUND FORYOUR PRECIOUS ERASER.
YOU WON'T FIND IT.
THAT ERASERIS IN MY BACKYARD,
BURIED THREE FEET BELOWTHE SURFACE OF THE EARTH.
AND DO YOU EVENSUSPECT ME ? NO.
NOW WE SHALL SEE HOW YOU ALLLIKE YOUR DEAR CHALKBOARD
CaptWITHOUT AN ERASER !e by COMEDY CENTRAL
INFORMATION THAT JUST KEEPSPILING UP AND PILING UP,
UNTIL YOUR MINUSCULE BRAINSCAN TAKE IT NO LONGER !
OH WELL, NEVER MIND, I'VE GOTA BACKUP ONE IN THE DESK.
OKAY, TODAY, CHILDREN,WE'RE GONNA LEARN ABOUTMULTIPLYING TIMES FIVE.
SO ! YOU ALL THINKTHAT YOU CAN OUTSMART
PROFESSOR CHAOS, DO YOU ?
NOW, WHENEVER WE MULTIPLYA NUMBER TIMES FIVE
THE RESULT IS GOING TO ENDIN A ZERO OR FIVE.
MS. CHOKSONDIK ?WHAT IS IT, BUTTERS ?
UH, I NEED TO GO TO THEBATHROOM, REALLY BAD.
ALRIGHT, BUTTERS, TAKE THEBATHROOM PASS AND GO.
OKAY, SO FOR INSTANCE,CHILDREN--
ALRIGHT I'M GOING TOTHE BATHROOM NOW.
IF ANYBODY NEEDS ME,THAT'S WHERE I'LL BE.
JUST GO, BUTTERS.
OKAY, SO FOR INSTANCE, FIVETIMES ONE IS... WHAT, ERIC ?
UH, WHAT'S THEQUESTION AGAIN ?
FIVE TIMES ONE.
FIVE TIMES ONEIS OF COURSE...
HA HA HA HAAA !
THE TIME FOR FUN AND GAMESIS OVER, FEEBLE-MINDED FOOLS !
WHO ARE YOU ?
I AM PROFESSOR CHAOS !
BRINGER OF DESTRUCTIONAND MAKER OF DOOM !
THOSE WHO DO NOT KNOW ME YETSHALL KNOW ME VERY SOON,
FOR THE HOUR OF CHAOSIS AT HAND !
HA HA HA HAAA !
HEY, THAT KIDTOOK MY LAST ERASER !
COME BACK HERE, KID !
OH, I'M BACK FROMTHE BATHROOM.
I REALLY LET ONE GOIN THERE.
BUTTERS DID YOU SEE ANOTHERLITTLE KID RUN OUT OF HERE ?
WHY YES, I DID !
BUT HE PUSHED ME DOWNAND I SCRAPED MY ELBOW.
GO ON, LOOK AT IT.IT'S SCRAPED, LOOK !
YES, GO ON AND SEETHE RED MARK ON MY ELBOW,
THE RED MARK I MADE MYSELF
TO THROW YOU OFFPROFESSOR CHAOS' TRAIL !
IT LOOKS FINE, BUTTERS.
OKAY, HOLD ON ANDSTAY HERE, CHILDREN.
( bell rings )
Chaos in Class
Professor Chaos strikes in class.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
Professor Chaos strikes in class.x CLOSE
The boys narrow the field from ten to six.x CLOSE
Professor Chaos threatens to flood the world with a garden hose.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, and Cartman fire Butters as their friend.x CLOSE
Rejected by the boys, Butters becomes Professor Chaosx CLOSE
The boys announce a contest to determine a new replacement friend.x CLOSE
The boys evaluate the field of potential replacement friends at the amusement park.x CLOSE
The boys narrow the field of replacement friends to ten.x CLOSE
Butters is incredulous that his soup switch didn't make the newspaper.x CLOSE
Butters makes Dougie his new sidekick, General Disarray.x CLOSE