THESE COMMERCIALS ARE ALLSO GODDAMNED STUPID !
JESUS CHRIST, HOW LONG IS THISCOMMERCIAL BREAK GONNA BE ?
WHAT IF THEY DON'T SHOWTHE TERRANCE AND PHILLIPTRAILER AT ALL ?
WHAT IF WE WENT THROUGHALL THIS FOR NOTHING ?
THEY HAVE TO SHOW IT !THEY PROMISED THEY WOULD !
YOU GUYS, CALM DOWN !
THIS IS WHAT TV SHOWSALWAYS DO !
THEY MAKE THE LASTCOMMERCIAL BREAK THE LONGEST.
THAT'S BULLCRAP !TV SHOWS ARE GAY !
WAIT A MINUTE !LOOK !
THE FOLLOWINGPREVIEW IS--
THIS IS IT !THIS IS IT !
( man's deep voice )COMING THIS SUMMER...
THE GREATEST CANADIAN DUOOF ALL TIME IS BACK.
( fast, intense music )
( all )WHOOO-HOOO !YEEESSS !
THAT LOOKSAWESOME !
THEY WERE WEARINGCOWBOY HATS !
DID YOU SEE ?DID YOU SEE ?!
CLYDE, CLYDE,DID YOU GUYS SEE IT ?!
YEAH ! WE THINK IT'SGONNA BE GOOD TOO !
I'M SO GLAD WEDIDN'T MISS IT !
YOU GUYS, CLYDE SAIDHE TAPED IT
AND KIDS CANCOME OVER NOW TO SEE !
OH DUDE, LET'S GO !
IT LOOKS EVEN BETTER THANTHEIR FIRST MOVIE, HUH ?
YEAH, SURE DOES !
( Stan )I WONDER IF IT'SALL A WESTERN !
( Butters )HOW FAR AWAYIS JUNE ?
Well, we sure had a good timetoday, didn't we, kids ?
WE FOUGHT SOME CHINAMEN,A FEW PECKERS,
AND A LOT OF COLOMBIANSTO NAME JUST A FEW.
BUT I SURE AM GLAD WE GOT OL'WALLY-BEE BACK, AREN'T YOU ?
I'M GLAD TO BE BACK,RUSSELL !
OH, MY GOD,IT'S RUSSELL CROWE !
( mocking )"OH, MY GOD,IT'S RUSSELL CROWE !
OH, MY GOD,BALLGHGH !"
WHY DON'T YOU GO FLUSH YOURSELFTOWN A TOILET, YA CU--
( gasps )UH-OH, TUGGER'S WHISTLE.
YOU KNOW WHATTHAT MEANS !
♪ TUGGER'S WHISTLE'SBLOWIN' ♪
♪ MEANS WE MUST BE GOIN'
♪ NO MORE RUSSELL CROWE'NFOR YOU ♪
♪ BUT NOW DON'T YOUSTART TO WHINE ♪
♪ I'LL SEE YA AGAINNEXT TIME ♪
♪ 'CUZ THERE'S PLENTY A MOREA FIGHTIN' LEFT TO DOOOOO ♪
♪ MAKING MOVIES,MAKING SONGS ♪
♪ AND FIGHTIN''ROUND THE WORLD ♪♪
SEE YA NEXT TIME,EVERYBODY !
SO I'M SUPPOSED TO PRESS 'MENU'THEN 'FUNCTION' THEN 'ENTER'.
The boys finally see the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys want to see the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer, but Cartman blows up Stan's TV.x CLOSE
The boys are chased from the retirement home and watch TV at Cartman's gaseous house.x CLOSE
The boys finally see the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer.x CLOSE
Kyle's Dad makes the boys leave so Ike can watch "McNeil Lehrer Report."x CLOSE
The boys go to Chef's to watch television.x CLOSE
When Chef's TV starts killing people, the boys head to the bar.x CLOSE
The boys are kicked out of the bar.x CLOSE
The boys watch more of Russell Crowe's show from an old folks' home.x CLOSE
The boys make it to Butters' house just in time for the last commercial break.x CLOSE