And now back to Russell Crowe,Fightin' Around the World !
THAT'S IT ?THAT'S ALL THECOMMERCIALS ?
THEY DIDN'T PLAY THE TERRANCEAND PHILLIP TRAILER AGAIN !
I KNEW IT !THEY'RE WAITING UNTIL
THE VERY LASTCOMMERCIAL BREAK !
UGH ! WE'RE GONNAEND UP WATCHING
THIS WHOLE RETARDEDRUSSELL CROWE SHOW.
( crying )Tugga...
WHY'D YOU DO IT,TUGGA ?
DOCTOR ? TELL MEHOW HE IS, DOCTOR !
WELL, HE'S A VERY SICKLITTLE TUGBOAT--
WHAT IS THIS ?
WE WANT TO WATCH "PUPPIESFROM AROUND THE WORLD".
YEAH, WE DON'TLIKE THIS SHOW.
SHH !! OKAY ?
OLD PEOPLE NEED TOBE QUIET RIGHT NOW.
YA GOTTASAVE HIM, DOC !
TUGGA ! HE'S MEBEST FRIEND !
THE ONLY FRIENDIN THE WORLD WHO--
HE'S GOING TO LIVE,BUT--
OY ! DON'T YAINTERRUPT ME, YA VAGINA !
I WAS GIVING A HEART-WRENCHING SOLILOQUY
ABOUT ME FEELIN'SFOR TUGGA !
OH, TUGGA !
TUGGA, THE WORLD WOULDN'T BEAS BRIGHT WITHOUT YA, MATE !
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALDOCTOR !
WILL TUGGA LIVE ?TELL ME THE TRUTH !
YES, NOW'S FINE.
OH, UH, YOUR TUGBOAT'SGOING TO BE OKAY.
HE JUST NEEDS AN OIL CHANGEAND A NEW STEAM STACK.
OODALOLLY !YOU HEAR THAT EVERYBODY !
TUGGA'S GONNA BE OKAY !
YOU WHAT THAT MAKES MEFEEL LIKE DOIN' ?
THIS SHOW IS TOO VIOLENT !PUT THE PUPPIES BACK ON !
( all )YEAH !!PUPPIES.
SHUT UP !SHUT THE HELL UP !
WE'RE WATCHING THIS UNTILTHE NEXT COMMERCIAL,
AND THAT'S FINAL,OLD PEOPLE !
ALRIGHT, THAT DOES IT !WE KNOW HOW TO GET OUR WAY !
EVERYONE, ON THE COUNT OF 3,RELEASE YOUR BOWELS !
ONE, TWO !
( squelching & farting )
( boys )UUUUGH !
OH GOD,IT'S HORRIBLE !
THAT'S DISGUSTING,DUDE !
GOD, I HATEOLD PEOPLE !
WE HAVE TO GO BUTTERSOR CARTMAN'S HOUSE,
WE HAVE NOWHEREELSE TO GO !
I TOLD YOU !WE CAN'T GOTO MY HOUSE !
AND MY HOUSE ISBEING FUMIGATED !
WELL, SCREW IT !WE'LL WATCH IN YOUR HOUSE
EVEN IF IT ISBEING FUMIGATED !
( all )AH, AH... WE GOTTA GO...COME ON...
AGHH ! AGHH ! AGHH !
Crikey ! Ol' Tugga lookshealthy, happy and--
( whistles )Fit as a whistle !
IT'S OKAY,IT'S STILL THE SHOW.
BUT YOU KNOW,TUGGA'S ATTEMPTED SUICIDE
HAS MADE ME REALIZE THATI SHOULD TAKE UP A CAUSE.
MOST GREAT ACTORSTAKE UP CAUSES,
AND I'M THE GREATESTOF THEM ALL !
SO, FROM NOW ON, I'M GONNASPEND ALL MY SPARE TIME
RIGHT ! WHERE IS THAT PUSSYCANCER ANYWAY ?!
OH DUDE, I DON'T KNOWHOW LONG I CAN TAKE IT.
ME NEITHER, I'LL BE DEADBEFORE THE COMMERCIALS !
WAIT A MINUTE !
I FORGOT THERE'S A BLACK & WHITETV BACK AT MY HOUSE !
WILL YOUR SISTERLET US WATCH IT ?
SHE HAS TO !
HURRY, THE COMMERCIAL'SGONNA BE ON ANY MINUTE !
OH, GOD ! OH, GOD !
OH, JESUS HELP ME !
OH NO !I'VE LOST A DOUGHNUT !
HAGAH ! HAGAAH !OH MY GOD !
LEAVE NO DOUGHNUT BEHIND !HA HA !
The boys are chased from the retirement home and watch TV at Cartman's gaseous house.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys want to see the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer, but Cartman blows up Stan's TV.x CLOSE
The boys are chased from the retirement home and watch TV at Cartman's gaseous house.x CLOSE
The boys finally see the new Terrance and Phillip movie trailer.x CLOSE
Kyle's Dad makes the boys leave so Ike can watch "McNeil Lehrer Report."x CLOSE
The boys go to Chef's to watch television.x CLOSE
When Chef's TV starts killing people, the boys head to the bar.x CLOSE
The boys are kicked out of the bar.x CLOSE
The boys watch more of Russell Crowe's show from an old folks' home.x CLOSE
The boys make it to Butters' house just in time for the last commercial break.x CLOSE