The powder is freshand the stage is set
for Tad versus Stanon the K-13.
THIS TIME YOU'RE NOTJUST GONNA LOSE,
YOU'RE GONNA DIE.
I CAN'T LOSEANOTHER FRIEND.
FIRST KENNYAND NOW STAN.
ALL I'M GONNA HAVE LEFTARE YOU TWO DOUCHES.
Ready, set, go !
PIZZA, PIZZA, PIZZA.
TAD'S GOT THE LEAD.
COME ON, STAN !
HA HA !
THIS SHOULD SLOW DOWNDARSH A BIT.
And it looks like Tadis way out in front.
NOW I'LL WIN FOR SURE.
OH DUDE,I CAN'T LOOK.
LET'S SEE WHAT SOME SANDDOES TO YOUR SPEED, DARSH.
HE DOESN'TSTAND A CHANCE NOW.
I'M GONNA BEAT HIM !
The race is half over andTad is still out in the lead.
HA, WHEN DARSH SKIS BY HEREI'LL LET ALL THESE HAMSTERS GO.
THAT SHOULD DISTRACT HIMJUST LONG ENOUGH
FOR ME TO WINTHE RACE !
WHAT ARE YOUDOING UP HERE ?
I JUST THOUGHT MAYBE I COULDDISTRACT YOU WITH THESE.
GOOD JOB, DUDE !
YOU DID IT, STAN.
THANKS A LOT, STAN.
NOW WE'RE GONNA BE ABLETO KEEP THE YOUTH CENTER.
WELL, THAT DOES IT.
LOOKS LIKE THE SPIRITSOF THE WAKICHAW INDIANS
CAN FINALLYREST IN PEACE.
THANK YOU... STAN.
STAN, I WASWRONG ABOUT YOU.
WOULD YOU LIKE TOGO OUT AGAIN ?
GO AHEAD, STAN, SHE'SEVERYTHING YOU EVER WANTED.
THERE YOU ARE,BOYS.
WHERE THE HELLHAVE YOU GUYS BEEN ?
WE GOT A LITTLE HELD UP AT THETIME-SHARE SALES OFFICE.
YEAH, BUT THE GOOD NEWS IS WEFINALLY CAME TO OUR SENSES
AND BROUGHT SOME SHARESIN A CONDO.
SO WE ALL GET TO COME TO ASPENFOR TWO WEEKS EVERY YEAR.
AHH !AHH !AHH !
WHAT'S THE MATTER,DIDN'T YOU BOYS LIKE SKIING ?
NO, WE CAN'T KEEP TRACKOF WHEN YOU PIZZA
AND WHEN YOU FRENCH FRIES.
AND WHEN THE HOTSHOT ASSHOLESKIER TAKES YOUR GIRL,
IF YOU'RE SUPPOSED TORACE HIM THE FIRST TIME,
OR TRAIN FIRST TO BEAT HIM ONTHE REALLY DIFFICULT MOUNTAIN
SO YOU CAN SAVE THE DORKY,BUT HOT GIRL'S YOUTH CENTER.
SKIING SUCKS !
YEAH, WHAT A STUPID SPORT.
I HEARD THAT YOU WERETHE ONE RESPONSIBLE
FOR MAKING TADLOSE THE RACE.
YEAH, WELL, HE REALLY FLIPPEDWHEN HE SAW THESE.
START THE REACTOR.
Stan beats Tad.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys and their parents head to Aspen for the weekend.x CLOSE
Stan agrees to race Tad down the deadly K-13 slope. Youth center is on the line.x CLOSE
Stan beats Tad.x CLOSE
The parents leave the kids behind while they attend the condo presentation.x CLOSE
The boys get a skiing lesson from an instructor named Thumper.x CLOSE
The parents have to go to a luncheon after the presentation.x CLOSE
An experienced skier picks on Stan for no reason.x CLOSE
The parents agree to go to the office to redeem their prizes.x CLOSE
Stan races Tad the Champion Skier and loses.x CLOSE
The parents ride a chairlift into another presentation.x CLOSE