WHERE THE HELLARE OUR PARENTS ?
( "Safety Dance" byMen Without Hats in background )
I'M GLAD YOU GUYS CAME.
DO YOU LIKE OURYOUTH CENTER ?
YEAH, TOO BAD WE'REGETTING SHUT DOWN.
THAT HOTSHOT SKIER TAD'S FATHERIS GONNA BULLDOZE THE BUILDING.
WHERE ARE ALL US KIDSSUPPOSED TO GO ?
WHAT DO YOUWANNA DO NOW ?
I DON'T KNOW.
BUTTERS, I HATE YOU WITHEVERY INCH OF MY BODY.
ALL RIGHT, ASPEN,AS A SPECIAL TREAT TONIGHT
WE'RE PROUD TO HAVETHE WINNER OF TODAY'S RACE,
TAD McCOWSKI !
( applause )
I'D LIKE TO SINGA LITTLE SONG IF I MAY.
OH GOD,LET'S GO YOU GUYS.
THIS IS A SONG I WROTEABOUT... STAN MARSH.
♪ STAAAN DARSH
♪ STAN DARSHDASHY DARSH ♪
♪ STAN DARSH
♪ STAN DARSHSTAN DARSH ♪
♪ STAN DARSH, DARSH
♪ STAN DARSH ♪
DUDE, WHAT THE HELLIS YOUR PROBLEM ?
OOH !OOH !
I RACED YOU, YOU WON.
A REMATCH ?
OH, DARSH, YOU'RE EVENDUMBER THAN I THOUGHT.
HE'LL SKI YOUANYTIME, ANYWHERE.
YEAH !YEAH !
BUT THIS TIMEIF HE WINS
YOU GET YOUR DAD TO NOTCLOSE OUR YOUTH CENTER.
ALL RIGHT THEN,LET'S MAKE IT INTERESTING.
TOMORROW AFTERNOON,ON THE K-13.
THE K-13 ?
BUT THAT'S THE MOST DANGEROUSRUN IN ALL OF AMERICA.
WELL, I'M NOT CHICKEN.
ARE YOU DARSH ?
( chicken clucking )
I'LL BE THERE,YOU QUEEN.
OH YEAH ?
OH, DARSH, YOU'RE EVEN DUMBERTHAN I THOUGHT, AGAIN.
SEE YA TOMORROW.
YOU'RE NOT REALLYGONNA GO DOWN THAT
K-13 RUN,ARE YOU, STAN ?
DUDE, I HAVE TO.
STAN, YOU CAN'T LET THATTAD GUY GET TO YOU.
SCREW HIM, DUDE.
DUDE,HE'S GOT HEATHER !
YOU DON'T EVENKNOW HEATHER !
I KNOW, I KNOW, IT'S--
LOOK, I CAN'T EXPLAIN ITBUT I HAVE TO DO THIS.
I'M NOT GONNA DIE, I MEAN,HOW BAD CAN THE K-13 BE ?
THE K-13 ? YOU DON'TWANNA GO DOWN THAT RUN.
THAT RUN'S GOT A HISTORY.
35 PEOPLE HAVE DIEDGOING DOWN IT,
AND SOME SAY YOU CAN STILLSEE THEIR GHOSTS UP THERE.
IT WAS ON THATVERY SKI RUN
THAT A GROUP OF STUDENTS WEREKILLED BY A WOLF BOY
THAT ESCAPED FROMTHE MENTAL INSTITUTION.
YOU SEE, THAT SKI RUNWAS ONCE A BURIAL GROUND
TO A TRIBE OFVAMPIRE WICHIKA INDIANS.
WHO ATE THE FLESH OFCHILDREN WITH NO EYES.
YUP, A LOT OF HISTORYON THAT SKI RUN.
LOOK, STAN,WHEN KENNY DIED
I LEARNED HOW IMPORTANTFRIENDS ARE.
I'M NOT GONNALOSE ANOTHER FRIEND.
THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU, KYLE,
I HAVE TO DO THIS, OKAY,I HAVE TO !
Aspen Youth Center Dance
Stan agrees to race Tad down the deadly K-13 slope. Youth center is on the line.
With the popularity of a new weight loss program, the boys see their opportunity to become sponsored by a major restaurant chain.x CLOSE
When the boys travel to Aspen and hit the slopes for the first time, Stan has a run-in with one of the locals and is challenged to a race.x CLOSE
The boys sign Butters up as a guest on a popular afternoon talk show that features people with weird deformities.x CLOSE
When the boys kidnap baby calves to save them from becoming sweet juicy veal steaks, the police show up and a standoff ensues.x CLOSE
All the kids in South Park are wild with anticipation to see the first trailer for the latest Terrance and Phillip movie.x CLOSE
The boys fire Butters as their friend, unleashing his dark side.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to retrieve his Sea Men from Ms. Choksondik's stomach, while Professor Chaos plans to destroy the world.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi travels to Rome when the Catholic Church scandal begins to impact church attendance in South Park.x CLOSE
The boys take on a cause when they realize that their favorite films are being enhanced, re-released and ruined in the process.x CLOSE
Bebe is the first girl in the fourth grade to "develop," threatening the boys' friendship and society in general.x CLOSE
The boys and their parents head to Aspen for the weekend.x CLOSE
Stan agrees to race Tad down the deadly K-13 slope. Youth center is on the line.x CLOSE
Stan beats Tad.x CLOSE
The parents leave the kids behind while they attend the condo presentation.x CLOSE
The boys get a skiing lesson from an instructor named Thumper.x CLOSE
The parents have to go to a luncheon after the presentation.x CLOSE
An experienced skier picks on Stan for no reason.x CLOSE
The parents agree to go to the office to redeem their prizes.x CLOSE
Stan races Tad the Champion Skier and loses.x CLOSE
The parents ride a chairlift into another presentation.x CLOSE