WHAT DO WE WANT ?GAYS IN SCOUTS !
WHEN DO WE WANT IT ?TIMMY !
ALL RIGHT, THIS LOOKS LIKETHE PERFECT PLACE TO GETSOME SIGNATURES.
PUPPIES, PUPPIESFOR SALE.
BEAT IT, TOOTS, WE GOTDISCRIMINATION WORK TO DO.
ALL RIGHT,LET'S SET UP.
HI, WE'RE HERE TO COLLECTSIGNATURES IN SUPPORT
TO FORCE THE SCOUTSTO ACCEPT GAYS.
AH, HELLO,GAYS IN SCOUTS ?
GOD DAMN IT.
HEY, WHY DON'T WE HAVE JIMMYDO SOME STAND-UP COMEDY,
LIKE IN OURBAKE SALE, VERY MUCH ?
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.
ATTENTION, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,NOW FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT,
STAND-UP COMIC JIMMY !
WOW, WHAT AGREAT AUDIENCE.
FOR MY FIRST JOKE I'M GONNANEED A VOLUNTEER.
COME ON UP HERE, TIM-TIM.
TIMMY, WHEN I TELL YOU TODO SOMETHING, YOU DO IT.
TIMMY, DON'T MAKE MEKICK YOUR ASS.
PUT ON YOUR HAT !
P-PUT IT ON !
DUDE, THIS LOOKS LIKEIT COULD GET UGLY.
NOT THIS YEAR.
CRIPPLE FIGHT !
COME ON...COME ON !
( organ playing )
CRIPPLE FIGHT !!
( excited talking )
( Cartman on P.A. )Attention shoppers,
outside todaywe have cripple fight.
Cripple fight outside.
( grunting )
OH, OH !
JESUS CHRIST, DUDE.
OH MY GOD !
JUST LET 'EMHAVE IT OUT, SUSAN.
THEY'LL RUNOUT OF STEAM SOON.
HEL-LO, TIMMY !
( breathing heavily )
I TOLD YOU,PUT ON THE HAT !
YOU DIRTYMOTHER ( bleeper ) !
WHAT'S GOING ON ?
SOME KIND OFGAY PRIDE RALLY.
( crunch )
( screaming )
( groaning )
Timmy and Jimmy fight.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
The new scout leader proves to be a bad choice.x CLOSE
Timmy and Jimmy fight.x CLOSE
Al wins a case against the scouts and teaches the town a lesson.x CLOSE
Timmy is jealous of the new disabled boy in town.x CLOSE
The parents have no problem with homosexuals, they just don't want their kids hanging around one.x CLOSE
Stan gets reprimanded for talking like Big Gay Al.x CLOSE
Timmy expresses his anger towards Jimmy.x CLOSE
Big Gay Al falls victim to discrimination.x CLOSE
Timmy tricks Jimmy and Al lets it out.x CLOSE
The boys stand up for Big Gay Al.x CLOSE