HE WILL BE TAKING OVERFOR THE HOMOSEXUAL.
NICE TO MEET YOU.
MARSH, RIGHT ?
WE ACTUALLY KIND OFKNOW EACH OTHER.
YOUR WIFE AND MINEARE FRIENDS.
YOUR WIFE, HUH ?
CAROL IS IS THE HEADOF A GIRLS' MOUNTAINSCOUTS TROOP.
WELL, I GUESS WE'RE OFF TOTHE BAR UNTIL NINE THEN.
GONNA GO POUNDSOME BREWS, HUH ?
AND SO I SAYS TO HIM,"HEY, I MAY BE HANDICAPPED,
BUT I'M NOT DEAF."
WOW, WHAT ATERRIFIC AUDIENCE.
WELL, FOR MY NEXT JOKE,I'M GONNA NEED A VOLUNTEER
FROM THE AUDIENCE,VERY MUCH.
HOW ABOUT YOU,TIMMY ?
SURE, COME ONUP HERE, TIM-TIM.
TIMMY, LADIESAND GENTLEMEN.
LET'S ALL GIVE HIMA HAND, VERY MUCH.
COME TO THINK OF IT,GIVE HIM A PAIROF LEGS, TOO.
HERE, TIMMY, PUT ONTHIS SILLY HAT.
JUST FORA SECOND, TIMMY.
DON'T BE A JERK,TIMMY.
HEY, DON'T PUSH ME !
CRIPPLE FIGHT !
THAT IS ENOUGH,SCOUTS !
TAKE YOUR SEATS !
ALL RIGHT, SCOUTS, I AM YOURNEW SCOUT MASTER, MR. GRAZIER.
TOGETHER WE ARE GOING TO BECOMETHE BEST, THE SLEEKEST,
THE MOST WELL-POLISHEDSCOUT TROOP IN ALL OF COLORADO.
ISN'T THAT RIGHT ?
WHEN I ASK YOUA QUESTION
YOU WILL ANSWER"YES, SCOUT MASTER."
DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR ?
( all )YES, SCOUT MASTER !
NOW, THE FIRST ACTIVITYFOR THIS EVENING WILL BE...
I'M GOING TO TAKE SOME PICTURESOF EACH OF YOU NAKED
IN CASE WE NEED THEMFOR LATER.
AWW !AWW !
OH, WHAT IS THIS ?!
IF THERE'S ONE THING I HATEIT'S A WHINY PLATOON.
"WE DON'T WANNADO PUSH-UPS !
"WE DON'TWANNA GET UP EARLY !
WE DON'T WANNA HAVE YOUTAKE NAKED PICTURES OF US !"
MAN, THIS GUY SUCKS.
NOW, FALL IN ANDSTRIP DOWN, SCOUTS !
ALL RIGHT, SCOUTS,WE'RE GONNA END THIS MEETING
WITH A LITTLEPUPPET SHOW.
HERE'S A LITTLE SCOUT.
HE'S ALWAYS PREPARED,HE'S ALWAYS READY.
NOW, HERE'S THE LITTLE SCOUTTELLING HIS PARENTS
THAT MR. GRAZIER TOOKNAKED PICTURES OF HIM.
LOOK WHAT HAPPENS.
"OH, NO !OH, OH !
DO I MAKEMYSELF CLEAR, SCOUTS ?
YES, SCOUT MASTER !
OH, HELLO, PARENTS.
ALL RIGHT, THAT'S ALL THE TIMEWE HAVE FOR TONIGHT, SCOUTS.
WE SURE HAD A GREAT TIME,DIDN'T WE ?
YES, SIR,SCOUT MASTER !
WOW, YOU SURE WHIPPEDTHOSE KIDS INTO SHAPE.
YEAH, NOW THEY'REACTING LIKE MEN.
WELL, YOU KNOW WHATI SAY ABOUT KIDS--
THEY'RE ALL PINKON THE INSIDE.
YOU BET.I HEARD THAT.
SEE YA,MR. GRAZIER.
The new scout leader proves to be a bad choice.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
The new scout leader proves to be a bad choice.x CLOSE
Timmy and Jimmy fight.x CLOSE
Al wins a case against the scouts and teaches the town a lesson.x CLOSE
Timmy is jealous of the new disabled boy in town.x CLOSE
The parents have no problem with homosexuals, they just don't want their kids hanging around one.x CLOSE
Stan gets reprimanded for talking like Big Gay Al.x CLOSE
Timmy expresses his anger towards Jimmy.x CLOSE
Big Gay Al falls victim to discrimination.x CLOSE
Timmy tricks Jimmy and Al lets it out.x CLOSE
The boys stand up for Big Gay Al.x CLOSE