GOD, WHAT A CRAPHOLE,DUDE !
THIS IS LIKE EAST DENVER,JESUS CHRIST !
DUDE, NO WONDER TERRORISTSCOME FROM PLACES LIKE THIS.
IF I GREW UP HEREI'LL BE PISSED OFF TOO.
HEY, LOOK,THERE'S A TAXI.
WE NEED TO GO HERE.
( Persian )
( whip cracks )
GOD, WHAT IS THIS,THE FRIGGIN' "FLINTSONES" ?
IS THIS THERIGHT HOUSE ?
I THINK SO.
( knocking )
( Persian )
UH, HI,WE'RE FROM AMERICA.
AH, WE SENT YOUTHE DOLLAR, THE $4.
YOU SENT USTHIS GOAT.
HERE, WE DON'TWANT IT.
OH, YOU WANTSOMETHING ELSE ?
ALL WE HADWAS THE GOAT.
YOUR COUNTRY BOMBEDEVERYTHING ELSE.
NO, DUDE, WE'RENOT UNGRATEFUL.
IT'S JUST NONE OF USCAN KEEP THE GOAT.
IT WAS CHOKING ON THE SWEETAIR OF FREEDOM IN AMERICA,
SO WE BROUGHT IT BACKTO YOUR CRAPPY COUNTRY.
OH, AND HERE.
TAKE THIS AMERICAN FLAGAS A GIFT.
YAY !YAY !YAY !
HEY, WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING ?
THEY TOLD US IN SCHOOL EVERYONEBUT TERRORISTS LOVE AMERICA.
( Persian )
WHAT DID YOU CALL US ?
YOUR COUNTRYIS THE EVIL EMPIRE.
YOUR GOVERNMENT WANTSTO RULE THE WORLD !
BUT YOUR VALUES AND SPIRITUALISMARE IN THE GUTTER.
THEN WHY DID YOUSEND US A GOAT ?
BECAUSE IN AFGHANISTANWE HAVE PRIDE.
IF YOU SEND US SOMETHING
WE MUST SEND SOMETHINGIN RETURN.
IT DOESN'T MEAN WE DON'TSTILL HATE YOU.
NOW, GET OUT OF HERE !
HEY, HEY,OPEN THE DOOR.
I TOLD YOU, "JAWAS"HAVE NO HEARTS.
YOU KNOW, SAND PEOPLE.
HOW COME THEY HATEAMERICA SO MUCH ?
WHAT THE HELLDID WE DO ?
WELL, WE TRIED, DUDE.
IF ANYONE ELSE IN THISCRAPHOLE HATES AMERICANS
WE BETTER JUST LEAVE THE GOATAND GET BACK TO THE PLANE.
( touching piano music )
OH LOOK,HE'S FOLLOWING US.
IT'S SO SAD.
GOD, I HATE YOUSO MUCH, STAN.
( angry chanting )
AH... GREETINGSFROM CANADA.
WELL, BOYS,IT'S "ABOOT" TIME
WE GET TO OUR "HOOSE"IN CANADA, ISN'T IT ?
HEY, WHAT THE HELL AREYOU TALKING ABOUT ?!
I'M NOT A GOD DAMN CANADIANAND NEITHER ARE YOU !
OH, CARTMAN,YOU STUPID ASSHOLE.
( shouting )
( Arabic )
... OSAMA BIN LADEN !
( laughter )
GOOD JOB, FAT-ASS.
DUDE, DON'T CALL MEA CANADIAN.
This Like East Denver
The boys fail to return the goat and fall into the hands of an angry Afghan mob.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
The bomb squad comes to examine the package Stan receives from Afghanistan.x CLOSE
The boys accidentally get locked on the military plane to Afghanistan.x CLOSE
The boys fail to return the goat and fall into the hands of an angry Afghan mob.x CLOSE
The boys remember when life used to be simple and cool.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to avoid giving a dollar to the Afghan people.x CLOSE
The Afghan versions of Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny try to have fun despite frequent bombings.x CLOSE
The Post Office won't fly over Afghanistan, so the boys can't mail back the goat.x CLOSE
The boys deplane in Afghanistan after being trapped for twenty hours.x CLOSE
The boys are held captive in Osama bin Laden's cave.x CLOSE
The military, thinking the Taliban has taken Stevie Nicks hostage, prepares to mount a rescue effort.x CLOSE