ALL RIGHT, BOYS, TAKETHE TOWEL BACK IN THERE
AND SAY YOUR MISSIONWAS ACCOMPLISHED.
THEN UPLOAD THIS ENCRYPTIONDISK INTO THEIR COMPUTERS.
WE'RE JUST GOING IN TOGET OUR VIDEO GAME BACK.
IF ANYTHING GOES WRONG
USE THIS NEWLY-DEVELOPEDPHOTON RIFLE.
HELLO, ANYBODY HERE ?
WELCOME TO THE PARTY,BOYS.
OH, BOY !
SO, YOU THOUGHT YOU COULDOUTSMART US, DID YOU, KIDS ?
YAH, MOVE,MOVE, MOVE, MOVE !
DON'T MAKE A MOVE,YOU BASTARDS.
BRING THE TOWEL HERE, BOYS,THEY CAN'T SHOOT CHILDREN.
DON'T LISTEN TO THEM,THEY LIED TO YOU BEFORE.
OH YES, BOYS, OBEYYOUR GOVERNMENT.
OR PERHAPS IT'S TIMETHESE BOYS KNEW
WHAT WAS REALLY GOING ON.
OH MY GOD, LOOK !
OUR GAMESPHERE !
Okama Gamesphere !
OH SWEET, IT STILLSAVED OUR PLACE.
YOU SEE, BOYS, I'M AFRAIDYOU WERE DOUBLE-CROSSED.
IF THEY WERE THE MILITARY,
WHY WOULDN'T THEY JUSTATTACK US TO BEGIN WITH ?
BECAUSE THEY'RE NOTTHE MILITARY.
ALL RIGHT,MAYBE WE LIED TO YOU,
BUT IT WAS TO PROTECTYOUR OWN SKIN.
WE'RE A RESISTANCE GROUPPRETENDING TO BE THE MILITARY
TO BRING TYNACORP DOWN.
WHOA, CHECK IT OUT,YOU GUYS, PARACHUTE LEVEL.
THEN PERHAPSWE SHOULD SHOW THESE KIDS
WHO TYNACORP REALLYIS MADE UP OF.
GO ON, TELL THEM WHY YOU'VEBEEN MAKING TOWELS... ZEITAR !
( Stan )OH, THERE'S GOLD,GET THE GOLD, KENNY.
OUR PLANET WAS DYING,
WE HAD NO CHOICEBUT TO FIND A NEW ONE.
MANUFACTURING SMART TOWELSWAS OUR WAY TO SPY ON HUMANS
AND SEE HOW THEY LIVED.
AND NOW YOU KNOW THEHORRIBLE TRUTH, BOYS.
TRUTH OR NO, YOUR ALIENMURDERING GROUP IS OVER.
( Cartman )CAN YOU TURN IT UP ?
BOYS, TRY TO REACHTHE CORE OVERRIDE.
WE'VE GOT NO CHOICE BUT TOTRY TO TAKE THEM ALL OUT.
I THINK I CAN GET ITFROM HERE, BOYS.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?YOU'LL KILL US ALL.
SORRY, ZEITAR, DIDN'T YOURMOMMA EVER TELL YOU ?
DON'T MESS WITHEARTHLINGS.
Finding What's Important
The boys are so completely absorbed in playing Okama Gamesphere that they don't notice the shootout behind them.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
The military catches the boys, then plans to send them back to infiltrate Tynacorp.x CLOSE
The boys are so completely absorbed in playing Okama Gamesphere that they don't notice the shootout behind them.x CLOSE
The boys learn that getting Towelie high does not help his memory.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a tampon in the bathroom trash.x CLOSE
Towelie gives the boys some advice outside the toy store.x CLOSE
The boys play video games all weekend.x CLOSE
The military takes the Okama Gamesphere as ransom for Towelie.x CLOSE
The boys find Towelie by talking about water.x CLOSE
The boys try to exchange Towelie for their Okama Gamesphere.x CLOSE
A Towelie merchandise commercial.x CLOSE