LET'S LOOK IN HERE.
OH MY GOD, NO !
WELL, WELL, WELL,LOOK WHAT THE CAT DRAGGED IN.
WHAT ARETHESE THINGS ?
GENETIC COPIES WE TRIEDTO MAKE WITH YOUR T.N.A.
THEY DIDN'T WORKTOO WELL, I'M AFRAID.
DO YOU HAVE OUROKAMA GAMESPHERE ?
YOU DID VERY WELL TO GET THETOWEL THIS FAR, BOYS.
I WONDER, WHAT DID THEYTELL YOU AT TYNACORP ?
THAT THE BIG, BAD GOVERNMENTWANTED TO GENETICALLY ENGINEER
TOWELIE AS A WEAPON ?
NOW LET ME TELL YOUTHE REAL STORY.
OH GOD, DON'T CARE,DON'T CARE.
YES, WE'VE BEENTRYING TO MAKE OUR OWNGENETIC COPIES OF THE TOWEL.
BUT ONLY BECAUSEWE HAD TO.
YOU SEE, WHEN WE STARTEDSPYING ON TYNACORP,
WE DISCOVEREDA CERTAIN TERRIFYING SECRET.
GO ON, ASK HIMWHAT TERRIFYING SECRET !
WHAT TERRIFYING SECRET ?
THAT TYNACORP WAS MAKINGTHESE TOWELS IN ORDER TOTAKE OVER THE WORLD.
WE'RE NEVER GONNA PLAY OKAMAGAMESPHERE AGAIN, ARE WE ?
DON'T YOU SEEWHAT GENETICALLY ENHANCED
SMART TOWELS LIKE THESEARE CAPABLE OF ?
YOU GET OUT OF THE SHOWERAND DRY YOURSELF OFF.
BUT EVEN AFTER YOU'RE DRY,THE TOWEL MAKES YOU MORE DRY.
IT KEEPS GETTING YOUDRYER AND DRYER.
CAN YOU IMAGINE IT,
WHAT IT WOULD FEEL LIKETO BE WAY, WAY TOO DRY ?
I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING,YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW.
AND I DON'T KNOW.
AND WE DON'T CARE.
YOU'VE BEEN DOUBLE-CROSSEDBY TYNACORP, KIDS.
THEY SET THIS ALL UP TO GET YOUIN HERE AND TAKE US DOWN.
SO, LET ME GETTHIS STRAIGHT,
OUR OKAMA GAMESPHEREIS BACK AT TYNACORP ?
OH YES, IT HAS BEENALL ALONG.
CAN I KILL THETOWEL NOW, SIR ?
PERHAPS NOW, WE CAN USETHEIR OWN TOWEL AGAINST THEM.
IF THESE BOYS MUSTRETURN TO TYNACORP,
THEN WE WILLLAUNCH A SNEAK ATTACKON TYNACORP AS WELL.
YOU BOYS CAN TAKE THE TOWELTO TYNACORP'S CENTRAL CORE
and upload this encryption diskinto their system,
bringing them down,once and for all.
( Stan )But we don't care.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS ?
THE TOWEL WAS SUPPOSED TOGO IN THERE
AND THEN RUN ITS OWNSELF-DESTRUCT SEQUENCE.
THE TOWEL HAS A WILLOF ITS OWN,
WE DON'T HAVE THEMANPOWER TO HOLD OFFTHE ENTIRE MILITARY
AND STOP THOSE WONDER BOYSFROM GETTING TO THE CORE.
THEN WE HAVENO CHOICE.
WE'LL HAVE TO TEST THE NEWPROTOTYPE A LITTLE EARLY.
DON'T FORGET TOBRING A TOWEL.
The military catches the boys, then plans to send them back to infiltrate Tynacorp.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
The military catches the boys, then plans to send them back to infiltrate Tynacorp.x CLOSE
The boys are so completely absorbed in playing Okama Gamesphere that they don't notice the shootout behind them.x CLOSE
The boys learn that getting Towelie high does not help his memory.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a tampon in the bathroom trash.x CLOSE
Towelie gives the boys some advice outside the toy store.x CLOSE
The boys play video games all weekend.x CLOSE
The military takes the Okama Gamesphere as ransom for Towelie.x CLOSE
The boys find Towelie by talking about water.x CLOSE
The boys try to exchange Towelie for their Okama Gamesphere.x CLOSE
A Towelie merchandise commercial.x CLOSE