WE BROKE ANOTHERRECORD LAST NIGHT
WITH THE SHOW THATSAID "SHIT" SEVEN TIMES.
WHERE IS THE ROOFON THIS THING ?
I MEAN, HOW CAN WETOP OURSELVES NOW ?
GENTLEMEN, I HAVE IT.
THE END-ALL, GREATEST MARKETINGPLOY OF ALL TIME.
( applause )
TONIGHT, ON HBC, WE WILL AIRALL OUR SITCOMS LIVE
AND HAVE EVERYONE SAY "SHIT"IN PLACE OF THEIR WRITTEN LINES.
AND WE'LL CALL IT"MUST SHIT TV".
NIGHT OF AMILLION SHITS !
NOW, DOING THIS LIVEWILL BE DIFFICULT, SO WE--
HOLD ON A MINUTE,MR. PRODUCER.
WHO ARE YOU ?
MY NAME IS CHEF, ANDTHESE ARE THE CHILDREN.
WE'VE COME TOWARN YOU ABOUT "SHIT".
OH BROTHER, ANOTHERCHRISTIAN PROTEST GROUP.
WHO WANTS TOTAKE THIS ONE ?
I'LL GET IT.
GENTLEMEN, WE APPRECIATEYOUR CONCERN.
( quickly )HERE AT HBC,THE GENERAL GOAL IS
PROVIDING THE HIGHEST, MOSTTHOUGHT-PROVOKING ENTERTAINMENT.
HOW GREAT IS IT THAT WE LIVEIN A COUNTRY WHERE AN ARTISTCAN EXPRESS HIMSELF FREELY.
THAT'S NOT ONLY THE AMERICANSPIRIT, IT'S THE HBC SPIRIT.
WHICH ALLOWS US TO MAKEGREAT FAMILY PROGRAMMING,LIKE "HALO THE TURTLE".
AND OF COURSE, EVERYONE'SFAVORITE SHOW, "COP DRAMA".
WE CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGHFOR BRINGING YOUR CONCERNSTO OUR NETWORK.
FOR IT IS YOU,THE LOYAL HBC VIEWER,WHO MAKES THIS GREAT NETWORK.
AND INDEED, THE GREATCOUNTRY THAT IT IS.
ALL RIGHT NOW,AS I WAS SAYING--
HEY, HOLD ON A MINUTE !ARE THEY STILL HERE ?
HAVEN'T YOU PEOPLE NOTICEDALL THE STRANGE THINGSGOING ON ?
WE THINK THATYOU MIGHT HAVE CAUSED IT
BY HELPING MAKE "SHIT"AN EVERYDAY WORD.
WE THINK THAT WORD MIGHT BEPLAGUING OUR FRIEND KENNY.
DO YOU HAVE ANYPROOF OF THIS ?
THEN GET OUT OF HERE BEFOREWE HAVE YOU THROWN OUT.
BUT WE CAN KEEP THE"HALO THE TURTLE" DOLLS, RIGHT ?
DAMN CRACKER-ASSPRODUCERS !
NOW, WHAT ARE WEGONNA DO, CHEF ?
I DON'T KNOW,CHILDREN.
I GUESS WE GOT TO GETTHE WORD OUT TO PEOPLESOME OTHER WAY.
OH SHIT !
Must Shit TV
Chef and the boys are thrown out of a meeting of network executives.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
The country rejoices when the word "shit" is said on TV.x CLOSE
Chef and the boys are thrown out of a meeting of network executives.x CLOSE
Chef and the boys need to warn Hollywood about the dangers of saying "shit."x CLOSE
The boys learn that they're going to say "shit" on TV.x CLOSE
The people of South Park make plans to see "shit" said on TV.x CLOSE
A news report about the reaction to "shit" being said on TV.x CLOSE
Ms. Choksondik explains the acceptable uses of the word "shit" to the classx CLOSE
Mr. Garrison sings a song to the kindergarteners.x CLOSE
Everyone's unnecessary usage of "shit" causes a cloud to form over the country.x CLOSE
Kyle is afraid that people saying "shit" is causing the mysterious deaths around South Park.x CLOSE