How dare you accuse me !
OH, I BET THIS IS IT,HERE IT COMES.
( Mitchell )I'm doing my job, Frank.
We have to know where thatevidence was shipped.
OH, WAS THAT IT ?WAS THAT IT ?
SHIPPED,HE SAID "SHIPPED."
We don't have a recordof that, and besides,
your job is to protect the menwho serve this force.
GOD DAMN IT, WHEN ARETHEY GONNA SAY "SHIT" ?!
Maybe... maybeprotect them from you.
Maybe you're forgettingwho you're talking to.
And maybe you're forgettingI used to be a cop, too !
Yeah, you used to bea lot of things !
OH, HE DOESN'T KNOW MITCHELLSLEPT WITH HIS WIFE, DOES HE ?
That's it,I've had enough of this.
Don't you turn yourback on me, you.
I said enough !
Is it ?Will it ever be enough ?
( announcer )Cop Drama will returnafter these messages.
JESUS CHRIST,ANOTHER COMMERCIAL !
ARE THEY EVERGONNA SAY "SHIT" ?
I'M SURE THEY'RE JUSTHOLDING IT TO THEVERY LAST SCENE.
UH !UH !
WHERE YOU GOING, KYLE ?
I'M GOING TO THE KITCHEN,THIS IS STUPID !
BUT YOU'RE GONNA MISS IT.
THEY'RE GONNA SAY "SHIT"AND YOU'RE GONNA MISS IT.
I DON'T REALLYGIVE A ( bleep ).
Just understandthat it's my job.
I still thinkyou're a good cop.
Well, Mitchell, I guessyou're going to do
what you're gonna do.
Let's just try and stayfriends no matter what.
You're right, maybeI'll see you around.
Goodbye.Oh, and Mitchell--
You've got some shiton the side of yourmouth right there.
Oh, yeah,thanks, thanks.
( all )WOW !
THEY DID IT.
I CAN'T BELIEVETHEY ACTUALLY SAID IT.
DUDE, YOU MISSED IT, KYLE,IT WAS SO AWESOME !
WELL, I HOPE IT LIVED UPTO ALL THE HYPE.
YOU MUST FEEL SO MUCH BETTER NOW.
KYLE, WE'VE GOTTA GET THATSAND OUT OF YOUR VAGINA,
IT'S MAKING YOU CRANKY,DOES IT ITCH ?
DO YOU REALLY THINKANYTHING'S GONNA BEANY DIFFERENT NOW ?
DO YOU REALLY THINKTHAT THIS WILL HAVE
THE TINIEST, SMALLESTEFFECT ON THE WORLD ?
IT'S STILL THE SAME OLDWORLD OUT THERE, LOOK !
( ribbiting )
WHAT THE HELL ?
WHOA, DUDE,IT'S RAINING FROGS.
The country rejoices when the word "shit" is said on TV.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
The country rejoices when the word "shit" is said on TV.x CLOSE
Chef and the boys are thrown out of a meeting of network executives.x CLOSE
Chef and the boys need to warn Hollywood about the dangers of saying "shit."x CLOSE
The boys learn that they're going to say "shit" on TV.x CLOSE
The people of South Park make plans to see "shit" said on TV.x CLOSE
A news report about the reaction to "shit" being said on TV.x CLOSE
Ms. Choksondik explains the acceptable uses of the word "shit" to the classx CLOSE
Mr. Garrison sings a song to the kindergarteners.x CLOSE
Everyone's unnecessary usage of "shit" causes a cloud to form over the country.x CLOSE
Kyle is afraid that people saying "shit" is causing the mysterious deaths around South Park.x CLOSE