OH, HELLO, GUYS, THANKS FORCOMING TO MY CHILI CON CARNIVAL.
THIS IS THE DUMBEST THINGYOU'VE EVER DONE, CARTMAN.
OH, IT WON'T BE SO DUMB WHENSCOTT TENORMAN ARRIVES.
I SUGGEST YOU STAYTO SEE THE FIREWORKS.
OH, WE WILL.
TRUST US, WE WOULDN'TMISS THIS.
WHAT'S SO FUNNY ?
OH, NOTHING,IT'S JUST COOL
HOW YOU'RE GONNA GETSCOTT TENORMAN BACK.
IS RADIOHEAD HERE YET ?
NOT YET,BUT THEY WILL BE.
HELLO, ERIC.HEY, CHEF.
I MADE SOME CHILI TOENTER INTO THE CONTEST.
WHAT CONTEST ?
THIS IS A CHILI COOK-OFF,AIN'T IT ?
HUH ? OH, YEAH,I GUESS IT IS.
HERE, JUST PUT ITOVER HERE.
IT'S MYSPECIAL RECIPE.
SCOTT TENORMAN !
HOW ARE YOU, SCOTT ?THANKS SO MUCH FOR COMING.
OH, I WOULDN'T MISSTHIS FOR ANYTHING.
WELL, COME ON, YOU'VEGOT TO SEE THE PONY.
JUST A SECOND.
DON'T YOU WANNATASTE MY CHILI FIRST ?
WELL, YEAH, BUT THERE'SA SPECIAL GUEST COMING
AND I WANT YOU TO BE NEARTHE PONY WHEN THEY ARRIVE.
WELL, I DON'T WANT ITTO GET COLD.
I THINK I CAN WINFIRST PRIZE.
ALL RIGHT, SCOTT, LET'S GOOVER TO THE JUDGING TABLE
AND WE'LL TRY THECHILI FIRST.
GOD DAMN IT.
ALL RIGHT, I GUESS WE SHOULDTASTE EACH OTHER'S CHILI, HUH ?
THIS CHILI LOOKSPRETTY GOOD.
MMM, I DON'T KNOW,YOUR CHILI IS GOOD, CARTMAN.
BUT I THINK MINEIS BETTER, TRY IT.
HEY, THIS IS GREAT !
IT'S A SPECIAL RECIPE.
GOD, THIS ISREALLY GOOD, SCOTT.
I'M GLAD YOULIKE IT SO MUCH,
BECAUSE NOW THATYOU'RE ALMOST FINISHED,
I HAVE SOMETHINGTO TELL YOU.
YOU MEAN ABOUT HOW YOUPUT PUBES IN YOUR CHILI ?
YES, I'M AFRAID THISISN'T YOUR CHILI, SCOTT.
I SWITCHED ITWITH CHEF'S.
IT'S DELICIOUS, CHEF.I HADN'T PLANNED ON THAT.
WHAT I DID PLAN ON,HOWEVER,
WAS THAT MY FRIENDSSTAN AND KYLE WOULD BETRAY ME
AND WARN YOU THAT THE CHILICON CARNIVAL WAS A TRAP.
I ASSUMED THATTHEY WOULD TELL YOU
THAT I TRAINED JENKINS'PONY TO BITE OFF YOUR WIENER.
WHAT THEY DIDN'T TELL YOU WASTHAT JENKINS IS A CRAZY REDNECK
WHO SHOOTSTRESPASSERS ON SIGHT.
KNOWING THAT YOU WOULD GO ANDTRY TO DO SOMETHING TO THE PONY,
I WARNED MR. JENKINS THATVIOLENT PONY KILLERSWERE IN THE AREA.
I ALSO KNEW THAT YOUWOULDN'T GO YOURSELF
FOR FEAR OF HAVINGYOUR WIENER BITTEN OFF.
YOU WOULD MOST LIKELYSEND YOUR PARENTS.
AND. I'M AFRAID THAT WHENMR. JENKINS SPOTTED THEMON HIS PROPERTY
HE SHOT AND KILLEDBOTH YOUR PARENTS.
( gunfire )
WELL, THEY WAS TRESPASSIN'AND I WAS PROTECTIN' MYSELF.
I HAVE MY RIGHTS.
MY... MOM AND DADARE DEAD ?
( Cartman )I CAME JUST IN TIME TO SEE
MR. JENKINS GIVING HIS REPORTTO OFFICER BARBRADY,
AND OF COURSETO STEAL THE BODIES.
AFTER A NIGHT WITH THE HACKSAW,I WAS ALL READY
TO PUT ON MYCHILI CON CARNIVAL.
SO THAT I COULD TELL YOUPERSONALLY ABOUT YOURPARENTS' DEMISE.
AND OF COURSE,FEED YOU YOUR CHILI.
DO YOU LIKE IT ?DO YOU LIKE IT, SCOTT ?
I CALL IT..."MR. AND MRS. TENORMAN CHILI".
OH, MY GOD !
OH, MY GOD !!
♪ NYAH, NYAH, NYAH,NYAH, NYAH ♪
♪ I MADE YOUEAT YOUR PARENTS ♪
♪ NYAH, NYAH, NYAH,NYAH, NYAH ♪
JESUS CHRIST, DUDE !
MY MOM AND DADARE DEAD !
NO, NO !!
AH, EXCUSE ME ?
WHO ARE YOU ?
WE'RE THAT BAND,RADIOHEAD.
JEEZ, WHAT ALITTLE CRYBABY.
YOU GONNA CRYALL DAY, CRYBABY ?
YOU KNOW,EVERYONE HAS PROBLEMS,
IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO BEA LITTLE CRYBABY ABOUT IT.
COME ON, GUYS,LET'S GO,
THIS KID ISTOTALLY NOT COOL.
YEAH, THAT'S THE MOSTUNCOOL KID I'VE EVER MET.
NO, WAIT !
OH MY GOD !OH MY GOD !
YES ! YES !
OH, LET ME TASTEYOUR TEARS, SCOTT.
MMM, YOUR TEARSARE SO YUMMY, SWEET.
DUDE, I THINK IT MIGHT BEBEST FOR US TO NEVER PISSCARTMAN OFF AGAIN.
OH, THE TEARS OFUNFATHOMABLE SADNESS.
MMM, YUMMY,YUMMY, GUYS.
YIBBIDY-BIP--THAT'S ALL, FOLKS !
Chili Con Carnival
Cartman serves Scott chili made of his parents' remains.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
Cartman begs for his money back.x CLOSE
Scott humiliates Cartman by showing a video of Cartman doing the piggy dance.x CLOSE
Cartman serves Scott chili made of his parents' remains.x CLOSE
Cartman brags about having pubic hair.x CLOSE
Scott Tenorman refuses to refund Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman poses as an IRS agent to try and get his money back.x CLOSE
Cartman is unable to purchase a movie ticket with Scott Tenorman's pubes.x CLOSE
Cartman travels to Fort Collins to attend a fictitious pube fair.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to convince the boys and their friends to help him.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to train a pony to bite off Scott Tenorman's wiener.x CLOSE