OH, IT'S NO PROBLEM,MR. MACKEY,
IT'S PROBABLY BESTWE COME UP WITH A LESSONPLAN TOGETHER ANYWAY.
YEAH, I'VE ALREADY GONE OVERMOST OF THE BASICS, Y'KNOW,
WITH THE BOYS,BUT I, AH,
JUST WANTED TO SEE WHAT ELSEYOU WERE TEACHING THE GIRLS
IN CASE IMISSED ANYTHING.
WE SHOULD MAKE SUREOUR STUDENTS
ARE GOOD AND SCAREDOF THE CONSEQUENCES.
WE HAVE TO TEACH THEM THATDISEASES ARE POSSIBLE,
EVEN WITH JUST ORAL SEX.
RIGHT, ORAL SEX, WHICHOF COURSE WOULD BE ?
USING YOUR MOUTH ONTHE PENIS OR VAGINA.
PENIS OR VAGINA, RIGHT,ORAL SEX, M'KAY.
IT'S JUST TOO BAD THESE GIRLSARE HAVING SEX SO YOUNG.
YEAH... DID YOU ?
DID I WHAT ?
WELL, HOW LONG DID YOU WAITBEFORE YOU HAD, UH, DOOBERS ?
WELL, IF YOU MUST KNOW, I'MSTILL SOMEWHAT OF A VIRGIN.
BUT I'M NOTASHAMED OF IT !
I WASN'T REALLY SOUGHT AFTERMUCH IN HIGH SCHOOL OR COLLEGE.
I WAS MADE FUN OF MOST MY LIFEFOR HAVING SUCH LARGE GLASSES.
THE ONLY BOYFRIENDI EVER HAD
WAS THIS ATTRACTIVE, POPULARBOY NAMED STEVEN GARRET.
I LIKED HIM VERY MUCH, BUT IFOUND OUT HE WAS DATING ME
BECAUSE HE HAD LOST A BETON THE SUPERBOWL.
LOSER HAD TO GO OUT WITH MEFOR THREE DAYS.
OH, I'M SORRY.
PEOPLE CAN BEVERY CRUEL.
ANYWAY, I KNOW IT'SHARD TO UNDERSTAND.
ACTUALLY, I UNDERSTANDPERFECTLY.
I WASN'T EXACTLY THE CAPTAINOF THE FOOTBALL TEAM EITHER.
( chortles )
AND THEN AS I GOT OLDER,
MY HEAD JUST SORT OFSEEMED TO GET BIGGER
WHILE THE REST OF MY BODYSTAYED THE SAME.
THAT'S HOW I GOT MYNICKNAME IN COLLEGE.
YOUR NICKNAME ?
"THAT GUY WITH THEREALLY BIG HEAD."
ANYWAY, I SORT OFLOST ANY CONFIDENCE
AND FOUND IT IMPOSSIBLE TOEVER ASK A WOMAN OUT.
WELL, I'VE NEVER MET A MAN
WHO WAS AS SEXUALLYUNAPPEALING AS ME.
NEITHER HAVE I.
WELL, I'M QUITE HAPPYWITHOUT SEX.
I MEAN, WITH ALL THE DISEASESAND PROBLEMS OUT THERE.
WHO NEEDS IT, RIGHT ?
WELL, BACK TO THELESSON PLAN THEN.
RIGHT.OKAY, ORAL SEX.
DOESN'T IT GIVE ANYOTHER DIRECTIONS ?
That Guy With The Really Big Head
Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik talk about sex.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik talk about sex.x CLOSE
Everything is resolved in time for Cartman to manually stimulate another dog to orgasm.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik have sex.x CLOSE
Cartman manually stimulates a dog to orgasm.x CLOSE
Stan manually stimulates a dog nearly to orgasmx CLOSE
Stan's parents realize Stan has no idea what an orgasm is.x CLOSE
The parents of South Park demand sex education for their kids.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey can't remember how sex works because it's been too long.x CLOSE
Ms. Choksondik terrifies the girls during their first sexual education class.x CLOSE
The girls are scared of the boys because of sexual education class.x CLOSE