106 MILES, SCOTT.
I HAD TO RIDE 106 MILES INTHE BACK OF A PICKUP TRUCK
TO GET BACK HERE.
YOU REALLY WENT ?WHAT A 'TARD.
ALL RIGHT, SCOTT,YOU WIN, I GIVE UP.
YOU DO ?
WOW, YOU'RE NOT ASSTUPID AS I THOUGHT.
YEAH, I'LL SEE YOU AROUND.
SURE IS TOO BADABOUT MY GRANDMOTHER.
YOUR GRANDMA ?
HUH ? OH, IT'S NOTREALLY YOUR CONCERN,
IT'S JUST THAT--WELL, MY GRANDMA ISIN THE HOSPITAL.
SHE'S VERY SICK.
THE DOCTOR'S SAY UNLESSI CAN COME UP WITH $16FOR HER OPERATION
THEY'RE GONNAPUT HER DOWN.
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALOH, JEEZ,I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT.
YEAH, POOR GRANDMA.
HEY, KID,HOLD ON A SECOND,
I'LL GET YOUR MONEY.
HEH, HEH, HEH.
HE'S SUCH A DOUCHE.
HERE YOU GO.
OH, WOW, THANKSA LOT, SCOTT.
BUT, JUST ONE THINGBEFORE I GIVE IT TO YOU.
I JUST-- WELL,I WANT TO YOU BEG FOR IT.
JUST GET DOWN ON YOUR KNEESAND BEG ME FOR THE MONEY.
DO YOU WANT YOUR GRANDMATO LIVE OR NOT ?
( quickly )PLEASE, SCOTT,GIVE ME MY MONEY.
NO, NO, GET DOWNON YOUR KNEES.
LOWER YOUR HEAD...
AND SAY, "I BEG YOU TOGIVE ME BACK MY MONEY."
I BEG YOU TOGIVE ME BACK MY MONEY.
NOW SAY,"I'M A LITTLE PIGGY."
WHAT ?!SAY IT.
I'M A LITTLE PIGGY.
"HERE'S MY SNOUT."HERE'S MY SNOUT.
"OINK, OINK, OINK."OINK, OINK, OINK.
NOW, DANCE, LITTLE PIGGY,DANCE AND OINK FOR ME.
♪ I'M A LITTLE PIGGY,HERE'S MY SNOUT ♪
♪ OINK, OINK, OINKOINK, OINK, OINK ♪
♪ I'M A LITTLE PIGGY-- ( laughs )
ALL RIGHT, NOWGIVE ME BACK MY MONEY !
YOU MEAN THIS ?
YOU REALLY CARE THAT MUCHABOUT 16 MEASLY DOLLARS ?
I MEAN, WHAT CAN YOUBUY WITH $16 ?
MY PARENTS GIVE MEA $50-A-WEEK ALLOWANCE.
THIS PITTANCE MEANSNOTHING TO ME.
WH-WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
NO, NO... WHY ?
NOW YOU CAN'T BUG MEFOR YOUR DUMB MONEY.
( screaming )
Gonna Put Her Down
Cartman begs for his money back.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
Cartman begs for his money back.x CLOSE
Scott humiliates Cartman by showing a video of Cartman doing the piggy dance.x CLOSE
Cartman serves Scott chili made of his parents' remains.x CLOSE
Cartman brags about having pubic hair.x CLOSE
Scott Tenorman refuses to refund Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman poses as an IRS agent to try and get his money back.x CLOSE
Cartman is unable to purchase a movie ticket with Scott Tenorman's pubes.x CLOSE
Cartman travels to Fort Collins to attend a fictitious pube fair.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to convince the boys and their friends to help him.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to train a pony to bite off Scott Tenorman's wiener.x CLOSE