FIRST UP IS REBECCA COTSWALDSFROM HOME SCHOOL.
ALRIGHT, REBECCA, HEREIS YOUR WORD: "LITORAL"
"HAVING TO DO WITHA LAKE OR OCEAN.""
LITORAL... WILL YOU PLEASEUSE IT IN A SENTENCE ?
"GARY WAS MOST INTERESTED IN THELITORAL FEATURES OF MICHIGAN."
DING DING DING !CORRECT !
ALRIGHT, REBECCA !GOOD JOB HONEY !
AND NOW WE HAVEKYLE BROFLOFSKI.
HERE WE GO:"KROXLDYPHIVC".
"SOMETHING WHICH HAS AKROXLDYPH-LIKE QUALITY."
UH... COULD YOU USE ITIN A SENTENCE ?
"KROXLDYPHIVC IS AHARD WORD TO SPELL."
YOU CAN DO IT, KID !YOU CAN DO IT !
BZZZTT !DAMMIT !
YOU LITTLE BASTARD !YOU COST ME 50 BUCKS !
WHY DON'T YOU RUN AWAYAND JOIN THE CIRCUS
YOU STUPID LITTLESON-OF-A-BITCH !
CONGRATULATIONSMARK AND REBECCA.
YOU ARE TRULYSOUTH PARK'S FINEST !
DAMN, DUDE, THOSE HOME SCHOOLKIDS ARE SMART !
YEAH, TOO BAD THEY HAVETHE PERSONALITIESOF A WET DISHCLOTH !
WHAT'S YOUR NAME ?
WHAT'S IN A NAME ?
IT WAS NICE COMPETINGAGAINST YOU BOYS.
WE WILL HAVE TO DO ITA-GAIN SOMETIME.
OH YES, WE MUSTDO IT A-GAIN.
WE'VE NEVERSEEN YOU BEFORE,
DO YOU LIVE INTHE WOODS OR SOMETHING ?
NO, I LIVE RIGHTOVER THERE.
I'VE LIVED THEREALL MY LIFE.
HOW COME YOU DON'TGO TO SCHOOL ?
BECAUSE I'MHOME-SCHOOLED.WHAT'S THAT ?
MY PARENTS TEACH ME,
SO I STAY AT HOMEINSTEAD OF GOING TO SCHOOL.
YOU WHAT ?
STAY AT HOME--ALL DAY-- NO SCHOOL ?!
♪ WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHTSUCH A MIRACLE COULD BE ♪
♪ WHO COULD HAVE KNOWN THATTHIS MOMENT I WOULD SEE ♪
♪ A NEW WAY OF LIVING,A CHANCE TO BE FREE-- ♪♪
SHUT UP, CARTMAN.
YOU SHUT UP, BUTTHOLE.
YOU SHUT UP, GAY-WAD.
YOU SHUT UP,ASS LOGGER.
OH MY GOODNESS,ARE YOU TWO ENEMIES ?
NO, WE'RE FRIENDS.
STRANGE, FRIENDS WOULDCALL EACH OTHER NAMES AND FIGHT.
COME, CHILDREN,LET'S TAKE OUR TROPHIES HOME
AND PLACE THEM HIGHUPON THE MANTLE !
DUDE, WHAT A BUNCH OFFREAKIN' NERDOS.
When Cartman learns what home schooling means, he's inspired to sing about it.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
Home school kids are way smarter than Cartman.x CLOSE
When Cartman learns what home schooling means, he's inspired to sing about it.x CLOSE
Rebecca gets wild and Mark makes some friends.x CLOSE
Cartman gets a present from his mom.x CLOSE
Kyle has a crush on Rebecca.x CLOSE
Mark attends class in a giant plastic ball, while Cartman is fed up with public school.x CLOSE
Mark comes home duct taped to a bench.x CLOSE
Mr. Cotswold gets duct taped to a bench.x CLOSE
Day 2: Mark gets duct taped again.x CLOSE
Rebecca plays 'Doctor' with Kyle.x CLOSE