STEP ALL OVEROUR TRADITIONS !
WELL I SAY MARRIAGEIS A HOLY SACRAMENT
BETWEEN A MANAND A WOMAN !
( cheers and applause )
WHO ISTHAT LADY ?
I DON'T KNOW,BUT SHE IS PISSED !
THEY PASSED THIS LAWBEHIND OUR BACKS !
WE NEED TO TELL THE GOVERNORAND THE WORLD
THAT GAY MARRIAGEIS NOT OKAY.
THAT HOMOSEXUALS CANNOTMUDDY OUR TRADITIONS.
AND THERE IS ONLYONE WAY FOR US, ALL TOGETHER,
TO MAKE THAT MESSAGEVERY CLEAR:
WE NEED TO ROUND UPTHREE OR FOUR QUEERS
AND BEAT THE LIVING HELLOUT OF 'EM !
COME ON, EVERYBODY !
LET'S GET SOME QUEERSAND SOME TRUCKS
AND HAVE US A GOODOL' FASHIONED FAG DRAG !
WUL... UH... WE WERE THINKING WE WOULD, YOU KNOW,
JUST GO APPEALTO THE GOVERNOR.
APPEAL TOTHE GOVERNOR ?
OH COME ON,WHERE'S YOUR BALLS ?
FAG DRAG !!
WE DON'THATE HOMOSEXUALS
WE JUST DON'T WANT THEMTO ABLE TO MARRY.
YEAH, WE WERE JUSTTHINKIN' OF GOIN'
AND ASKIN' THE GOVERNORTO VETO THE BILL.
F-FAG DRAG ?
GOVERNOR, WE HAVE COLLECTEDOVER ONE THOUSAND SIGNATURES
REQUESTING THAT YOU VETOTHIS GAY MARRIAGE BILL !
OH JEEZ, I KNEWTHIS WOULD HAPPEN.
FIRST, THE GAY PEOPLECOME IN HERE
WANTING EQUAL RIGHTS,
THEN THISBILL GETS PASSED
AND NOW ALL THE PEOPLEAGAINST IT WANT ME TO VETO IT !
WHY DO I HAVE TOMAKE THIS DECISION ? !
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE GOVERNOR ?
I JUST WANTED A BIG HOUSEAND LOTS OF RESPECT !
I DIDN'T WANT THIS KINDOF RESPONSIBILITY !
I MEAN... I DON'T KNOWANYTHING ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE.
WHAT ARGUMENT CAN I USE TO DENYTHEM THEIR RIGHT TO A FAMILY ?
WELL, THINK OFTHE CHILDREN !
IF YOU ALLOW GAYSTO GET MARRIED
THEN YOU'RE ALSOGIVING THEM FULL RIGHTS
AS PARENTS TO ADOPT.
YOU THINK KIDS CANBE RAISED BY QUEERS ?
I CAN'T USETHAT ARGUMENT.
THERE'S NEVER BEENA STUDY DONE
WHICH PROVES THATEITHER WAY.
BUT... IF YOU HADSUCH A STUDY.
A SCIENTIFIC STUDY WHICHPROVED SAME SEX COUPLES
ARE INCAPABLE OFRAISING A CHILD...
THEN I WOULD HAVE SOMETHINGTO FALL BACK ON !
SOMETHING TO TAKE ALLTHE PRESSURE OFF OF ME.
I WILL GET YOUTHAT STUDY !
Veto The Bill!
Mrs. Garrison appeals to the Governor of Colorado to veto the same sex marriage bill.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison sings of life and love.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison appeals to the Governor of Colorado to veto the same sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle help gays get married.x CLOSE
Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al are planning to wed.x CLOSE
Stan can't deal with the assignment.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison switches the egg-parent pairings.x CLOSE
Stan gets jealous.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison screams at an egg.x CLOSE
The governor tries to redefine gay marriage.x CLOSE
Cartman breaks his egg baby.x CLOSE