( school bell ringing )
OKAY CHILDREN,THIS WEEK
WE ARE ALL GOING TOLEARN ABOUT-
I'M GOING TO PAIR ALL THEBOYS AND GIRLS IN CLASS
INTO COUPLESAND GIVE EACH COUPLE...
YOU MUST CARE FOR,AND LOOK AFTER THIS EGG
JUST LIKE A BABY,FOR ONE FULL WEEK.
IF YOU BREAK YOUR EGG,
IT MEANS YOU HAVEA DEAD BABY.
AND IF YOU KILL YOUR BABY,YOU GET AN "F".
NOW, WHEN I ANNOUNCE YOUR NAMES
PLEASE MOVE AND SITWITH THE PERSON
YOU'RE PAIRED WITH.
HEIDI, YOU WILLBE WITH ERIC.
ANNIE, YOU WILL BE FAMILY WITH TIMMY.
MILLIE, YOURHUSBAND IS CRAIG...
OH NO, DUDE, HE'SGONNA PUT ME WITH WENDY.
SO I HAVEN'T EVEN SPOKEN TOWENDY SINCE WE BROKE UP !
WENDY WILLBE WITH KYLE.
BEBE, YOU'REPAIRED UP WITH STAN...
LOLA AND TOKEN,RED AND CRAIG
AND ESTHER AND BRADLEY.
NOW, I'M GOING TO SIGNEACH OF YOUR EGGS MYSELF.
SO THAT WE'LL KNOWIT'S THE SAME ONE
AT THE END OF THE WEEK.
THAT WAY IF ANYBODY CHEATSAND TRIES TO REPLACE THEIR EGGS
WE'LL KNOW - ERIC.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO ISMAKE TO FRIDAY
WITH YOUREGG UNHARMED
TO PROVE WHAT GREATLITTLE PARENTS YOU ARE.
OKAY, CHILDREN, YOU CAN NOW TAKETHE REST OF THE SCHOOL PERIOD
TO DECORATE YOUR EGGHOWEVER YOU WISH.
GOOD LUCK AND REMEMBER-
A DEAD BABY MEANSAN "F" FOR THE PARENTS.
♪ JUST LOOK AT ALLTHESE LITTLE FAMILIES ♪
♪ NEWFOUND COUPLESIN A HAPPY HOME ♪
♪ IT TAKES ME BACKTO ANOTHER TIME ♪
♪ WHEN I HADA LOVE OF MY OWN ♪
♪ LOVE... LOVE LOST LONG AGO ♪
♪ IT WAS SPECIAL THENIT'S OVER NOW ♪
♪ LOVE, SO DARNEDFRAIL YOU KNOW ♪
♪ IT'S SHRIVELEDAND DRIED ♪
♪ I DON'T KNOW HOW
♪ LOVE...LOVE LOST LONG AGO ♪
♪ IT WAS SPECIAL THEN,IT'S OVER NOW ♪
♪ I GUESS THATI'LL NEVER KNOW ♪
♪ HOW ITALL WENT WRONG ♪
♪ BUT PERHAPSI SHOULD TRY ♪
♪ TO BOLDLY GO
♪ AND REKINDLETHAT LOVE ♪
♪ LOST LONG AGO ♪
Dead Babies & Love Lost Long Ago
Mrs. Garrison sings of life and love.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison sings of life and love.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison appeals to the Governor of Colorado to veto the same sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle help gays get married.x CLOSE
Mr. Slave and Big Gay Al are planning to wed.x CLOSE
Stan can't deal with the assignment.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison switches the egg-parent pairings.x CLOSE
Stan gets jealous.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison screams at an egg.x CLOSE
The governor tries to redefine gay marriage.x CLOSE
Cartman breaks his egg baby.x CLOSE