WELCOME TO THE 15th ANNUALSOUTH PARK SPELLING BEE FINALS !
THIS SHOULD BEVERY INTERESTING.
WE HAVE WITH US 12 OF THEBRIGHTEST SPELLERS FROMSOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY.
KYLE, KYLE,HE'S OUR MAN
IF HE CAN'T WIN IT,I'M OUT 50 BUCKS !
YOU BET MONEYON MY SON TO WIN ?!
SURE, WHEN IT COMES TOSPELLING BEES,
I ALWAYS BETON THE JEW !
YOU'RE GOINGDOWN, BITCH.
SHUT UP, FAT ASS.
EVERYONE KNOWS I CANSPELL BETTER THAN YOU.
YEAH, WELL THIS YEARI HAVE A SECRET WEAPON.
AND JOINING USTHIS YEAR,
ARE THE TWOHOME-SCHOOLED CHILDREN,
REBECCA AND MARK COTSWOLDS !
HOME-SCHOOLED KIDS ?!
WHO THE HELLARE THEY !?
HEY, THAT'S NOT FAIR !
YOU CAN'T LETHOME-SCHOOLED KIDS
INTO A PUBLIC SCHOOLSPELLING BEE !
WHAT'S AHOME-SCHOOLED KID ?
I DON'T KNOW DUDE,I'VE NEVER SEEN THEM BEFORE.
GO MARK !GO REBECCA !
OUR FIRST CONTESTANT ISMARK COTSWOLDS FROM HOME SCHOOL.
ALRIGHT, MARK, YOUR WORD IS:"CONSCIENTIOUS".
WHAT THE F-( bleep )DOES THAT MEAN ?!
CONSCIENTIOUS... MAY I HAVETHE DEFINITION PLEASE ?
"CLOSELY ATTENTIVETO DETAILS, CAREFUL".
CONSCIENTIOUS-- COULD YOUUSE IT IN A SENTENCE, PLEASE.
"MARY'S ANALYSIS OF THESPREADSHEET WAS CONSCIENTIOUS."
DING DING !HOLY CRAP !
WAY TO GO, MARK, ALRIGHT !
OKAY, OUR NEXT CONTESTANTIS ERIC CARTMAN.
ALRIGHT, ERIC,HERE IS YOUR WORD: "CHAIR".
( whispering )COME ON, FONICS MONKEY, DRUM !
COME ON !
ERIC, YOUR WORDIS "CHAIR" !
UH... DEFINITION ?
SOMETHING YOU SIT ON.
COUNTRY OF ORIGIN ?
COULD YOU PLEASE USE ITIN A SENTENCE ?
OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE, KID,THE WORD IS "CHAIR" !
BZZZT !AW, DAMMIT !
HOW COME I GETTHE HARD ONES ?!
GET OVER HERE YOUSON-OF-A-BITCH FONICS MONKEY !
15th Annual South Park Spelling Bee Finals
Home school kids are way smarter than Cartman.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
Home school kids are way smarter than Cartman.x CLOSE
When Cartman learns what home schooling means, he's inspired to sing about it.x CLOSE
Rebecca gets wild and Mark makes some friends.x CLOSE
Cartman gets a present from his mom.x CLOSE
Kyle has a crush on Rebecca.x CLOSE
Mark attends class in a giant plastic ball, while Cartman is fed up with public school.x CLOSE
Mark comes home duct taped to a bench.x CLOSE
Mr. Cotswold gets duct taped to a bench.x CLOSE
Day 2: Mark gets duct taped again.x CLOSE
Rebecca plays 'Doctor' with Kyle.x CLOSE