HEY, WHO WAS THAT ?
WHO CAMETO THE DOOR ?
ERIC ! YOUR MOM'SBEEN IN AN ACCIDENT !
YOU JUST WANT METO OPEN THE DOOR !
WE NEED TO RUN OVER TO THEHOSPITAL AND IDENTIFY HER BODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK !
WHAT ?IS SHE OKAY ?
NOT REALLY...SHE'S DEAD !
HA HA, THAT WASA TURD TRICK.
YOUR MOM ISN'TREALLY DEAD !
AH HA ! I KNEW ITWAS A TURD TRICK
AND I OPENED THE DOORBECAUSE MR. KITTY
IS ON HIS WAY, RIGHT NOWTO MY MOM'S PARTY
WITH THE PICTURE !
HA HA, I KNEWYOU SENT THE CAT
AND THAT'S WHY I WENT OUTSIDE AND GOT HIM !
HA HA, I SAW YOUGET THE PICTUREBACK FROM MR. KITTY
AND THAT'S WHY I WROTEA LETTER TO THE PRESS.
"TO BE OPENED INCASE OF MY DEMISE."
SO IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO ME,THAT LETTER WILL GO OUT.
AND YOU WILLNEVER FIND IT !
YOU MEAN,THIS ONE ?
OKAY... LET'S SEE HERE...
( rip )
( thump thump )OW, OW !
OKAY, CHECK, CHECKCHECK 1, 2, CHECK !
OKAY, READY ?
ALRIGHT, LET'STRY THE NEW SONG.
THIS IS A SONGI WROTE FOR YOU, SHELLY.
1, 2, 1-2-3-4 !
♪ WHEN I SAW HERWALKING DOWN THE STREET ♪
♪ I THOUGHT SHE WASSHELLY, SHELLY ♪
AW MAN,YOU GUYS SUCK !
♪ NOW THAT WE'RE TOGETHERI'M ABSOLUTELY SURE ♪
♪ THAT SHE'SSHELLY, SHELLY ♪
YOU'RE THECRAPPIEST BANDI'VE EVER HEARD.
♪ MOVE INTO MY MOM'SHOUSE WITH ME ♪
♪ SHELLY, SHELLY
( in the distance )MEOWWW !
♪ I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCETO THE FLAG ♪
♪ OF THE UNITED STATES...
♪ OF SHELLY, SHELLY
OH MY GOD, SOMEBODYSHOOT ME IN THE HEAD !
HEY, SHUT UP, TUBBY !
DON'T CALL ME FAT !
NOW, YOU GUYS ARE NOTSUPPOSED TO BE IN HERE,
YOU GET OUT NOW ANDRESPECT MY AUTHORITY !
MEOWWW... ( grunting )
YEAH DUDE,THAT WAS HOT !
Skyler sings about his love for Shelly.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
Cartman is in for a night of hell with Shelly as his babysitter.x CLOSE
Skyler sings about his love for Shelly.x CLOSE
Shelly sings her 'Turd Song' with Skyler's Band.x CLOSE
Cartman plays Cowboy in his room.x CLOSE
Watching Gold Coat Lions mate sends Kitty over the deep end.x CLOSE
Kitty's itching for a tomcat and destroys the kitchen.x CLOSE
Cartman catches Shelly kissing Skyler.x CLOSE
Kitty is used as a carrier pigeon.x CLOSE
Cartman finally gets a chance to collect some evidence on his babysitter.x CLOSE
Shelly won't put out, but Kitty will.x CLOSE