ALL HIS OTHERBABYSITTERSWON'T COME BACK.
I CHARGE $5 FORTHE FIRST HOUR
5 PERCENT BUMPSEVERY HOUR AFTER THAT
UP TO SIX HOURS WHICHENTERS INTO "GOLDEN TIME".
OH, THAT SOUNDS FINE.
I'M GOING TO AMETEOR SHOWER PARTY.
THE NUMBER WHERE I'LL BEIS ON THE REFRIGERATOR.
ERIC'S SNOOKY TIMEIS 9 O'CLOCK SHARP.
IF HIS LITTLE WUGUMSGET COLD,
YOU CAN TURN UPTHE HEAT OVER HERE.
AND IF HEGETS CRANKY,
JUST PLAY"TUMMY RUB-RUBS"WITH HIM.
AND MAKE SURE HE WIPES GOODAFTER HE "MAKES BEARS".
OH, AND DON'TMIND THE CAT,
SHE'S JUST BEING LOUDBECAUSE SHE'S IN HEAT !
NO KITTY, I DON'THAVE ANYTHING !
WHAT THE HELL ISWRONG WITH YOU ?
STOP IT KITTY !
STOP KITTY, THAT'SA BAD GODDAMN KITTY !
OKAY MUFFIN,MOMMY'S LEAVING NOW.
YOU DO WHAT THEBABYSITTER TELLS YOU, OKAY ?
COME GIVE MOMMYESKIMO KISSES !
AWW, MA !
ESKIMO KISSESFOR MOMMY !
( mumbling )Jesus Christ !
BYE KIDS !
( door closes )
WELL, GO PUT THAT PIZZAIN THE OVEN, BITCH !
I'M HUNGRY !
ALL RIGHT, TURD,LISTEN UP !
NOW THAT YOURMOM IS GONE,
I'M IN CHARGE.
I DON'T KNOW HOW YOUTREAT YOUR OTHER BABYSITTERS,
BUT WHEN I'M BABYSITTING,
YOU'RE NOTHINGBUT A LITTLE TURD.
YOU'RE A STINKY, DRIED-UPSTUPID TURD !
GOT IT ?
YOU CAN'T HIT ME, DIDN'T YOUSEE THOSE NANNY VIDEOS ON TV ?
MY BOYFRIENDIS COMING OVER.
SO YOU GOTO THE KITCHEN
AND YOU US MAKE THAT PIZZABEFORE I SNAP YOU IN HALF
LIKE THE LITTLETURD STICK YOU ARE !
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWEDTO HAVE PEOPLE OVER !
THIS IS BULLCRAP !
I CAN'T REACHTHE FREEZER !
FIGURE IT OUT, TURD !
SHUT UP KITTY !
"ANY PROBLEMS CONTACTERIC'S MOMMY AT 303..."
I'M GONNA CALL MOM,AND TELL HER THE BABYSITTER'S
HAVING HERBOYFRIEND COME OVER.
THEN WE'LL SEEWHO'S THE TURD !
...and so I said,"you're a little turd"--
... but if you've seenone turd, you've seen them all--
HEY, I NEED TOUSE THE PHONE !
Hold on a second, Gary.
( rip )
I pulled his underwearover his head.
I'M GONNAGET HER, KITTY.
MARK MY WORDS !
SHUT THE HELL UP, KITTY !
Cartman is in for a night of hell with Shelly as his babysitter.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
Cartman is in for a night of hell with Shelly as his babysitter.x CLOSE
Skyler sings about his love for Shelly.x CLOSE
Shelly sings her 'Turd Song' with Skyler's Band.x CLOSE
Cartman plays Cowboy in his room.x CLOSE
Watching Gold Coat Lions mate sends Kitty over the deep end.x CLOSE
Kitty's itching for a tomcat and destroys the kitchen.x CLOSE
Cartman catches Shelly kissing Skyler.x CLOSE
Kitty is used as a carrier pigeon.x CLOSE
Cartman finally gets a chance to collect some evidence on his babysitter.x CLOSE
Shelly won't put out, but Kitty will.x CLOSE