SHE HAD A HANDMAID, AN EGYPTIAN,WHOSE NAME WAS HAGAR.
AND SARAI SAIDUNTO ABRAHAM,
"BEHOLD NOW, THE LORD HATHRESTRAINED ME FROM BEARING,
I PRAY THEE,GO INTO MY MATE".
ABRAHAM BEGAT ISSAC,WHO THE LORD THEN SAID TO KILL,
BUT THAT WAS JUSTA LITTLE SILLY TRICK
TO SEE IF ABRAHAMWOULD DO IT.
( baby talk )
NO, IKE !
MA, IKE KEEPS TAKING OFFHIS SQUIRT UNIFORM !
IKE, YOU BEHAVE !
NO, IKE !
BA-BA BA-BA !
I DON'T THINK IKE WANTSTO GO TO SQUIRTS.
IKE, YOUR BROTHER KYLEWAS IN SQUIRTS AND SO WAS I.
YOU HAVE TO GOSO THAT SOMEDAY
YOU CAN BE A BIG,BRAVE JEW SCOUT !
TELL IKE HOW MUCH FUNSQUIRTS IS, KYLE.
WHAT, YOU WANTME TO LIE ?
IKE, SQUIRTS ISSO MUCH FUN.
OH MY GOD,WHAT IS THAT ?!
HEY, IT'S A BEAR !
( growl )
WOW, COOL !
THIS RETREAT REALLY ISOUT OF THE WAY, ISN'T IT ?
WELCOME TO JEWBILEE,YOU FOLKS FIND IT OKAY ?
YEAH, ACTUALLY WE SAWA BEAR A FEW MILES BACK !
HE WAS HUGE !
YEAH, WE SPOTTED HIMA FEW DAYS AGO.
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT, THOUGH,YOUR BOYS ARE SAFE WITH US !
I'M SURE THEY ARE.
WE'LL BE BACK TO PICK YOU UPAFTER THE METEOR SHOWER PARTY,BOYS.
KYLE AND IKE,YOU BE SAFE.
AND KENNY ?MM-HMM ?
TRY AND ACT JEWISH.
HOW DO IDO THAT ?
( with braces lisp )COME ON, SQUIRT,WE'RE MEETING OVER HERE !
WHO ARE YOU ?
I'M THE SQUIRT LEADER.
I DON'T WANT TO BETHE SQUIRT LEADER,
BUT I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE
IT'S THE ONLY WAYI CAN EARN MY HUTZPAH BADGE.
SO I GOTTA SPEND ALL NIGHTINSTRUCTING SQUIRTS !
YOU HAVE TOGO WITH HIM, IKE.
DON'T WORRY, IKE,SQUIRTS IS FUN.
AND I'LL BE RIGHT OVER THEREIN THE NEXT BUILDING.
( whining )COME ON-NN !!
( mumbling )MMNNY MNNRMCK.
ALRIGHT, GET TOMASHUGANA HALL
THE MEETING ISALREADY STARTING !
Kyle and Kenny arrive at Jewbilee.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
Kyle and Kenny arrive at Jewbilee.x CLOSE
Kenny sacrifices his life for the Jew Scouts.x CLOSE
Moses rises from the fire.x CLOSE
Kenny goes to Jewbilee camp with Kyle.x CLOSE
The Elders conduct their first meeting.x CLOSE
Kenny gets inducted as a new Jew Scout.x CLOSE
Elder Garth doesn't want to pray to Moses at the meteor shower.x CLOSE
A Squirt gets kidnapped by a bear.x CLOSE
Moses discovers that Kenny isn't Jewish.x CLOSE
Elder Garth traps Moses in a conch shell.x CLOSE