PROGRAMS, GET YOURPROGRAMS HERE, PROGRAMS !
REMEMBER, TWEEK,PUNCH HARD, PUNCH LOW.
THIS IS WHEN YOUGOTTA GET MEAN, TWEEK !
AGH, MEAN, AGH !!
THE SPIRIT OF THEDRAGON IS IN YOUR HANDS.
( mimicking Chinese )
NOW LISTEN TO ME !
( more mimicking )
ALRIGHT, AND SERIOUSLY !
PER SHANG DERPONG QUANG CHONG !
OKAY, OKAY !
( neck cracking )
YOU READY TWEEK ?
YOU READY CRAIG ?
LET'S GET IT ON !
RESPECT MY AUTHORITY.
COME ON, TWEEK !
COME ON, CRAIG !!
"TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN...
"I CAN NO LONGERLIVE WITHOUT HER.
"I COULD NOTSAY GOODBYE TO HER,
"AND SO NOW I MUST SAYGOODBYE TO ALL OF YOU.
"FOR I AM ALL OUTOF NICOTINE GUM.
"SINCERELY YOURS...RICHARD ADLER... SHOP CLASS.
"P.S.- DON'TSCREW AROUND.
YOU ALL SCREW AROUND TOO MUCH."
( saw whirring )
GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD.
JESUS CHRIST !!
WHAT WASI THINKING ?!
THAT WOULD'AHURT LIKE HELL !
( kids cheering )
YEAH CRAIG, C'MON,KICK HIS ASS !
COME ON, TWEEK,YOU GOT HIM !
WHOA TWEEK,DID YOU HEAR THAT ?!
CRAIG JUST CALLEDYOU A BONER !
WE JUST HAVE TO KEEPTHROWING GAS ON THE FIRE.
The Fight Begins
Tweek and Craig are in a fight to the finish, while Adler writes a suicide note.
Tweek and Craig agree to fight after school.x CLOSE
Tweek and Craig are in a fight to the finish, while Adler writes a suicide note.x CLOSE
Kenny's death sets Mr. Adler free.x CLOSE
Mr. Adler introduces the boys to Shop Class.x CLOSE
Craig and Tweek don't show up for the fight.x CLOSE
Craig and Tweek seek their parents' guidance and get nothing.x CLOSE
Mr. Adler's flashbacks are getting out of hand.x CLOSE
The girls learn how to spot a zero and get themselves a hero.x CLOSE
Tommy loses his face in the belt sander.x CLOSE
The fight is postponed so Tweek and Craig can learn how to do it right.x CLOSE