CLEAN AND MAKE THINGSTHAT ARE LACY AND PRETTY.
YES, WENDY ?
I REQUESTED TO BE IN SHOP CLASSBUT THEY SENT ME HERE.
THAT'S RIGHT, WENDY.
SOME OF YOU GIRLS WILL GO ONTO HAVE INTERESTING JOBSAND CAREERS.
BUT ALL OF YOU PRETTY ONESWON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT THAT,
BECAUSE YOU CANMARRY A NICE MAN.
AND THAT'S WHYWE HAVE HOME EC !
I WONDER WHY KENNY DIDN'TWANT TO TAKE SHOP CLASS ?
I DON'T KNOW,HE'S SUCH A WUSS !
HEY, DON'TSCREW AROUND.
YOU SCREW AROUND TOO MUCH.
Y'KNOW YOU GUYS ARETOTALLY WRONG ABOUT TWEEK.
CRAIG IS WAY WORSETHAN HE IS.
NO HE'S NOT DUDE,CRAIG IS A WUSS.
DUDE, IF CRAIG AND TWEEKGOT IN A FIGHT,
CRAIG WOULDKICK TWEEK'S ASS.
YOU WANNA BET ?
YEAH, I'LL BET !
HOW MUCH ?
YOU'RE ON !
DUDE, CRAIG CHOOSES YOU,HE WANTS TO FIGHT.
HE DOES ?
YEAH, HE'S ALLPISSED OFF AT YOU.
SO WILL YOU FIGHT HIM ?
YOU HAVE TO STAND UPFOR YOURSELF.
SO WILL YOUFIGHT HIM ?
HE DOESN'T LOOK LIKEHE WANTS TO FIGHT ME.
CRAIG, CAN ITALK TO YOUREAL QUICK ?
JUST FOR A SECOND, PLEASE.
CRAIG, I'M NOT NORMALLY ONE TOGET INVOLVED IN THIS KIND OFTHING BUT...
WELL, I WAS JUSTSTANDING OVER BY TWEEK,
AND HE CALLED YOUA BIG POOPEATER.
HE DID ?!
YEAH, HE SAIDYOU EAT POOP,
AND THAT IT MAKESYOUR BREATH SMELL LIKE POOP,
AND THAT, WELL,YOU LIKE IT.
WHY WOULD HESAY THAT ?!
I DON'T KNOW, CRAIGI DON'T KNOW.
BUT NOW HE'S OVER THERETELLING EVERYBODY
THAT YOU'RE A POOPEATERAND HE CHOOSES YOU.
WELL I'M GONNA GOOVER THERE AND--
NO, NO CRAIG, YOU CAN'T FIGHT HIM HERE,
MR. ADLER WILLJUST BREAK IT UP.
TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL GO TELL HIMYOU ACCEPT HIS CHALLENGE,
AND SET IT UP FORAFTER SCHOOL TODAY.
THERE YOU SEE,HE JUST FLIPPED YOU OFF !
AGH !WHAT A JERK !
HE'S REALLY GOT ITOUT FOR YOU DUDE.
WHY ?!WHAT DID I DO ?!
SO DO YOU AGREE TOFIGHT HIM AFTER SCHOOL ?
I GUESS SO.
SUPER, SEE YA THERE !
( echoing )CATCH ME, RICHARD !
HA HA HA HA...
I'M SO IN LOVEWITH YOU, RICHARD.
I MADE YOU SOMECOOKIES, RICHARD !
( sniffffff )
MERRY CHRISTMAS, RICHARD.
HA HA HA,OH RICHARD...
SAY WE'LL BE THISHAPPY FOREVER.
( bell ringing )
( chewing )OH, WHY... WHY ?!
MR. ADLER !
MR. ADLER ?!
STOP SCREWIN' AROUND !
THE BELL RANG,CAN WE GO ?
OH, WELL, SURE.
UH, CLASS DISMISSED.
COME ON, YOU GUYS !
Starting a Fight
Tweek and Craig agree to fight after school.
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.x CLOSE
The citizens of South Park are exploding randomly. Stan's dad is on the case.x CLOSE
Chef finally finds the girl of his dreams, but the boys feel like they've lost their best friend.x CLOSE
While camping on the banks of Starks Pond, the boys discover the last two Jakovasaurs left alive on the planet.x CLOSE
The boys coerce two of their reluctant classmates, Tweek and Craig, into a school yard fight.x CLOSE
Cartman sues Stan for sexual harassment.x CLOSE
Shelly babysits Cartman.x CLOSE
The ATF is stationed outside a town party and a standoff reminiscent of Waco is played out in South Park.x CLOSE
As all of South Park waits for the meteor shower to begin, Kyle and Ike go into the wilderness on a Jewbilee camping trip.x CLOSE
The boys are being plagued by the fifth graders and Pirate Ghosts in this haunting Halloween episode. Special guest: Korn.x CLOSE
Tweek and Craig agree to fight after school.x CLOSE
Tweek and Craig are in a fight to the finish, while Adler writes a suicide note.x CLOSE
Kenny's death sets Mr. Adler free.x CLOSE
Mr. Adler introduces the boys to Shop Class.x CLOSE
Craig and Tweek don't show up for the fight.x CLOSE
Craig and Tweek seek their parents' guidance and get nothing.x CLOSE
Mr. Adler's flashbacks are getting out of hand.x CLOSE
The girls learn how to spot a zero and get themselves a hero.x CLOSE
Tommy loses his face in the belt sander.x CLOSE
The fight is postponed so Tweek and Craig can learn how to do it right.x CLOSE