IT'S MY FAULT,ALL MY FAULT.
I GOT EVERYONE'SHOPES UP.
BUT, DAD, WE CANFIX THE PROJECTOR.
OH, IT'S TOO LATEFOR THAT, SON.
EVERYONE'S GONE HOME.
AND I DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'ABOUT PROJECTORS.
I'M JUST A STUPIDPIECE OF CRAP.
DAD, YOU TAUGHT MEAN IMPORTANT LESSON,
THAT CRAP IS THE CYCLEOF EVERYTHING.
OH, THAT WAS JUST ASTUPID SONG, CORNWALLIS !
I WAS JUST TRYING TO GET YOUTO STOP YOUR BITCHING.
NO, IT WASN'TA STUPID SONG,
BECAUSE YOU SHOWED METHAT I HAVE THE POWER
AND THE STRENGTHTO DO ANYTHING I WANT.
YOU MADE MEBELIEVE IN MYSELF, DAD.
NOW I'M ASKING YOUTO DO THE SAME.
YOU'RE THE SMARTESTPIECE OF CRAP SINCEALBERT POO-DINGER !
COME ON !
ISN'T THIS A NICECHRISTMAS, STANLEY ?
NO COMMERCIALISMAND SHOPPING,
JUST A NICE FIREAND FAMILY.
( farts )
I WANNA DIE !
( projector running )
THEY DID IT !
THEY'VE GOT ITWORKING !
YOU HAVE BLEMISHEDTHE MEANING OF CHRISTMAS
FOR THE LAST TIME, KRINGLE.
I BRING HAPPINESS AND LOVE
TO CHILDRENALL OVER THE WORLD.
CHRISTMAS IS FORCELEBRATING MY BIRTH.
CHRISTMAS IS FOR GIVING.
( crowd )OH... WOW.
MOM, THEY GOT ITWORKING !
WHAT, SON, THEY GOT YOURFATHER'S PENIS WORKING AGAIN ?
( Kyle )WE ACTUALLY SPOKE TO THEBRIAN BOITANO.
YEAH, AND YOU KNOW,
I THINK I LEARNEDSOMETHING TODAY.
IT DOESN'T MATTERIF YOU'RE CHRISTIAN,
OR JEWISHOR ATHEIST OR HINDU--
CHRISTMAS IS STILL ABOUTONE VERY IMPORTANT THING.
NO, NOT HAM !( laughing )
HEY, WHY THE HELL DID YOUHAVE ME SAY THAT ?
WE CAN MAKE YOU SAYWHATEVER WE WANTED.
CHRISTMAS IS ABOUT SOMETHINGMUCH MORE IMPORTANT.
DON'T YOU SEE, KYLE ?PRESENTS.
MY GOD, THEY'RE RIGHT !
CHRISTMAS ISABOUT PRESENTS.
IF WE ALL BUY PRESENTS,EVERYONE BENEFITS, M'KAY.
THAT IS THE SPIRIT OFCHRISTMAS-- COMMERCIALISM.
BECAUSE IT'S WHAT MAKESOUR COUNTRY WORK.
THEY'RE STARTING TOUNDERSTAND, JOHNSON,
THEY'RE STARTING TOUNDERSTAND.
WE GOT SO CAUGHT UP IN THELITTLE THINGS OF CHRISTMAS,
LIKE LOVE AND FAMILY,THAT WE ALMOST FORGOT
IT'S BUYING THINGS THATMAKES OUR ECONOMY THRIVE.
HEY, THE SHOPSARE STILL OPEN.
WE STILL HAVETIME TO SHOP !
COOL, LET'S GO !
YEAH, LET'S GO !
YOU DID IT,MR. HANKEY,
YOU BROUGHT BACKTHE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS.
NO, YOU DID IT, BOYS.
AH HELL,WE ALL DID IT.
KIDS, THAT CARTOONWAS FABULOUS.
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TOHAVE YOUR OWN SHOW
AND MAKE 100 MORE OF THEM ?
ARE YOU KIDDING ?
I THINK WE'D RATHERSTAB OURSELVES IN THE HEAD.
YEAH, LET'S JUST GO HOMEAND OPEN OUR PRESENTS.
HEY, MAN, IF YOU'RE JEWISH,YOU GET PRESENTS FOR EIGHT DAYS.
WOW, COUNT ME IN !
YEAH, I'LL BEA JEW, TOO.
♪ DREIDEL DREIDEL DREIDELI MADE YOU OUT OF CLAY ♪
♪ DREIDEL DREIDEL DREIDELWITH DREIDEL I WILL PLAY ♪♪
Spirit of Commercialism
The animated Christmas special brings back holiday cheer and the spirit of buying lots of stuff.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
The boys meet Mr. Hankey's little nuggets.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey teaches his nugget that he's not just a part of Christmas; he's a part of everything.x CLOSE
The animated Christmas special brings back holiday cheer and the spirit of buying lots of stuff.x CLOSE
Kyle waits up to welcome Mr. Hankey but he doesn't come.x CLOSE
The boys' caroling isn't rousing any cheer. People aren't buying presents for Christmas anymore.x CLOSE
The boys come up with an idea to create their own animated Christmas special.x CLOSE
Mayor gives the boys money for their animated Christmas card.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey promises to help Kyle with his animated Christmas card.x CLOSE
Butters gives the boys a demo of his construction paper cut-outs for their animated film.x CLOSE
The animated film isn't finished yet but the boys try to record what they have.x CLOSE