I DON'T WANT TO, DAD,I'M TOO SAD.
HEY, IT'S ALL RIGHT,CORNWALLIS,
THOSE BOYS' ANIMATED MOVIEWILL BRING BACK THE SPIRITOF CHRISTMAS.
IT'S NOT THAT FATHER,IT'S--
I DON'T FEEL LIKE I'MREALLY A PART OF CHRISTMAS.
BUT SON, YOU'RE A HANKEY,WE LOVE CHRISTMAS.
COME ON, IT'S TIME TOSIT AROUND THE TREE !
WE'RE HAVINGA TALK, HONEY.
AND WE'RE GONNA BE A HAPPYFAMILY AROUND THE TREE.
AUTUMN, YOU'RE DRUNK,ALL RIGHT,
NOW JUST GO HELPTHE OTHER KIDS,
THEY CAN'T GETTHEIR STOCKINGS UP.
THAT'S NOT ONLY THING THATCAN'T GET UP AROUND HERE.
NOW COME ON, SON,DON'T BE SO DOWN.
WHY ? WE'RE JUSTPIECES OF CRAP.
CHRISTMAS ISN'T FOR US.
CHRISTMAS IS ABOUTFEELING GOOD.
THAT'S FOR EVERYBODY !
I SEE THE NATIVITY--
THERE'S ANGELS, SHEPHERDSAND SHEEP, BUT NO POO.
ALL THE CHRISTMAS MOVIES--SANTA, ELVES, REINDEER--
NO POO, I'M NOTA PART OF IT.
NO, YOU'RE NOTA PART OF IT, CORNWALLIS,
YOU'RE ALL OF IT,DON'T YOU SEE ?
I'M NOTHING BUT CRAP.
BUT CRAP IS EVERYTHING.
♪ EVERYTHING THAT LIVES ON EARTHPOOS IN SOME WAY ♪
♪ AND THAT'S HOWTHE CYCLE HAPPENS ♪
♪ EACH AND EVERY DAY
♪ JUST LOOK ATTHE GREEN, GREEN GRASS ♪
♪ AND THE BIRDSUP IN THE SKY ♪
♪ IT'S ALL HERE BECAUSE OF POONOW I'LL TELL YOU WHY ♪
♪ GRASS IS EATENBY THE CATTLE ♪
♪ WHICH IS EATENBY WOMEN AND MEN ♪
♪ IT FUSES WITH THEIR BODIESAND BECOMES POO AGAIN ♪
♪ AND THAT POO GOES THROUGHTHE SEWER ♪
♪ WHERE IT'S DUMPEDINTO THE SEA ♪
♪ AND IT'S EATENBY THE PLANKTON ♪
♪ THAT BECOMESTHE FISHES' MEAL ♪
♪ THEN THAT BIGGER FISHWITH THE POO STILL INSIDE ♪
♪ SWIMS UP NEAR THE SHOREAND GETS EATEN ALIVE ♪
♪ BY A GRIZZLY BEAR THAT POOSON A DEAD PIECE OF SAND ♪
♪ SO IT CAN SPRING TO LIFEAND BECOME FOOD FOR THE LAND ♪
♪ IT'S THE POOOF THE ANTELOPE ♪
♪ THE POO OF THE GIRAFFE
♪ THAT FALLSONTO THE EARTH ♪
♪ AND BECOMESTHE BLADES OF GRASS ♪
♪ THE GRASS IS EATENBY THE CATTLE ♪
♪ WHICH COMES OUTTHE OTHER END ♪
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YOU SEE, SON, YOU'RE NOTAN INSIGNIFICANTPART OF LIFE,
YOU ARE LIFE.
BUT HOW CAN I BE THAT GIRAFFEAND BLADE OF GRASSAND A HUMAN ?
I DON'T CONTROLWHAT THEY DO.
JUST LIKE YOUR HEART BEATSWITHOUT YOU THINKING ABOUT IT,
SO, TOO, YOUR GIRAFFES ANDYOUR HUMANS DO WHAT THEY DO
WITHOUT YOU EVENTHINKING ABOUT IT.
BUT IT IS ALL ONE LIFE FORM,IT IS ALL... YOU.
I THINK I SEE NOW.
( deep, resonant voice )♪ I'M THE POOOF THE ANTELOPE ♪
♪ THAT FLOWSONTO THE GROUND ♪
♪ BECOMES THE GRASSOF TOMORROW ♪♪ YEAH
♪ WHICH THE GRAZERSTURN AROUND ♪
♪ SO I'M THE LEG OF A LEOPARDAND THE WINGS OF THE HEN ♪
♪ WHICH BECOMESDINNER FOR THE HUMANS ♪
♪ AND TURNS BACKTO POO AGAIN ♪
♪ THAT'S THE CYCLETHE CYCLE OF POO ♪♪
The Circle of Poo
Mr. Hankey teaches his nugget that he's not just a part of Christmas; he's a part of everything.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
The boys meet Mr. Hankey's little nuggets.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey teaches his nugget that he's not just a part of Christmas; he's a part of everything.x CLOSE
The animated Christmas special brings back holiday cheer and the spirit of buying lots of stuff.x CLOSE
Kyle waits up to welcome Mr. Hankey but he doesn't come.x CLOSE
The boys' caroling isn't rousing any cheer. People aren't buying presents for Christmas anymore.x CLOSE
The boys come up with an idea to create their own animated Christmas special.x CLOSE
Mayor gives the boys money for their animated Christmas card.x CLOSE
Mr. Hankey promises to help Kyle with his animated Christmas card.x CLOSE
Butters gives the boys a demo of his construction paper cut-outs for their animated film.x CLOSE
The animated film isn't finished yet but the boys try to record what they have.x CLOSE