EVERY YEAR THE 4th GRADERSDO "THE MIRACLE WORKER",
AND EVERY YEAR I HAVE TOSIT AND WATCH IT.
YEAH, I SWORE THAT IF I HADTO SEE IT ONE MORE TIME,
I'D PUT A BULLETIN MY HEAD.
BUT LUCKILY I GOT REALLYSTONED BEFORE I CAME.
AND NOW HERE IT IS,THE TOUCHING STORYOF HELEN KELLER,
"THE MIRACLE WORKER".
( all together )♪ HELEN KELLER HELEN KELLERBLIND AS A BAT ♪
♪ SHE CAN'T HEAR OR SPEAKWHAT'S UP WITH THAT ♪
THIS IS"THE MIRACLE WORKER" ?
OHH-OH, HA-HA,WOW !
( gobbling )
COME ON,YA, MOVE IT !
HOLY CROW,LOOK, BOYS !
A REAL LIVEWILD TURKEY !
( gobble )
IT'S TRYING TOOUTSMART US !
COME ON, FELLAS !
♪ JOHN COME QUICKOUR LITTLE BABY'S VERY SICK ♪
♪ WHEN I SNAPSHE DOESN'T FLINCH ♪
♪ I WAVESHE DOESN'T MOVE AN INCH ♪
♪ WHA ELSE AN IT BEARLIN YOU ARE ARING ME ♪
SHE CAN'T HEAR ME,JOHN, WATCH !
HELEN !HELEN !
♪ I THINK OUR BABY'S DEAFAND BLIND OH NOOOOO ♪
OH NO !
♪ OH NOOH NOOOOOOO ♪♪
SHE'S BRILLIANT,EVERYONE LOVES HER SO FAR !
HEY, THE FOUNTAINS YOU GUYSINSTALLED ARE SHORTING OUTSOME OF OUR LIGHTS !
LOOK, WE'RE ONLY HERE TODO THE WATER EFFECTS.
WE'RE NOT IN CHARGEOF ELECTRICAL.
THAT'S A DIFFERENT UNION.
UNION MAFIA BASTARDS !
WELL, LOOK, TIM,ALL'S FAIR IN LOVEAND THEATER, RIGHT ?
The Play Begins
Gobbles survives near death yet again and Timmy figures out that LaMonde is a liar.
Geoffrey Maynard knows a trick-performing turkey that can replace Gobbles.x CLOSE
Gobbles survives near death yet again and Timmy figures out that LaMonde is a liar.x CLOSE
Timmy and Gobbles are reunited.x CLOSE
Cartman and the kids need to make their play better than the kindergarteners'.x CLOSE
Timmy and Kyle pick out a messed up turkey for the play.x CLOSE
Timmy finds a new best friend in Gobbles the turkey.x CLOSE
The Broadway turkey will not work with handicapped turkeys.x CLOSE
Gobbles is going to have to have an accident for the sake of the show.x CLOSE
The kindergarteners have special effects.x CLOSE
Timmy is persuaded to set Gobbles free to save him from torture.x CLOSE