OH, TRY TO TAKE MYTRAPPER KEEPER, WILL YOU ?
PLEASE, YOU DO NOTUNDERSTAND.
BOOK HIM, BARBRADY,ANOTHER JOB WELL DONE.
THAT TRAPPER KEEPERHAS TO BE DESTROYED.
WHY ARE YOU SO OBSESSEDWITH CARTMAN'S TRAPPERKEEPER, BILL COSBY ?
BILL COSBY !
NO, LISTEN TO ME !I AM NOT REALLY BILL COSBY.
MY NAME IS BSM-471.
I AM A CYBORG ENGINEERED BYHU-MANS FROM THE YEAR 2034.
WELL, I KNEW YOUWEREN'T BILL COSBY.
I HAVE COME TO DESTROYTHAT TRAPPER KEEPER
BECAUSE IT WAS THE DAWSON'SCREEK TRAPPER KEEPER
THAT BELONGS TOAN ERIC CARTMAN IN SOUTH PARK
WHICH THREE YEARS FROM NOWMANIFESTS ITSELF INTO ANOMNIPOTENT SUPER BEING
AND DESTROYSALL OF HU-MANITY.
IN THE YEAR 2004,
A HYBRID ASSIMILATING COMPUTERLINKED WITH A SATELLITEUPLINK COMPUTER.
FROM THERE, IT WAS ABLE TOSLOWLY TAKE OVER
EVERY COMPUTER IN THE WORLD.
IT BECAME STRONGERAND STRONGER
UNTIL, BY THE YEAR 2018,IT BROKE AWAY FROM MANKIND
AND THERE WAS NOTHINGTHE HU-MANS COULD DO.
IT WASN'T LONG BEFOREHYBRID TRAPPER KEEPER
STARTED TO DESTROY EVERYTHINGIT SAW AS USELESS...
THE NATIONS TRIED EVERYTHINGTO STOP IT--
NUCLEAR DEVICES,SEISMIC MISSILES--
BUT NOTHING WORKED.
THE HU-MANS BUILT ROBOTS OFTHEIR OWN, WHOLE ARMIES OF THEM.
BUT NOTHING WAS STRONG ENOUGHTO STOP TRAPPER KEEPER.
AND SO FINALLY,THE HU-MANS DECIDED TO SEND
ONE OF THEIR ROBOTSINTO THE PAST TO DESTROYTHE TRAPPER KEEPER
BEFORE ITEVEN GOT STARTED.
MAN, I GUESS SOMETIMESWE LET OUR TECHNOLOGY ANDSTUFF GROW TOO FAST.
WHAT DO YOU THINK,OFFICER BARBRADY ?
HUH-- OH, I'M SORRY,I WASN'T LISTENING.
AND SO ERIC, NOW YOUSEE WHY WE MUST DESTROYYOUR TRAPPER KEEPER.
YOU GUYS, DID I MENTIONTHAT IT HAS A PENCIL SHARPENER
AND A CRAYON SHARPENER ?
CARTMAN, IT TAKES OVER THE WORLDAND DESTROYS ALL OF HUMANITY !
WHAT WOULD YOU GUYSHAVE ME DO, HUH ?
WALK AROUND WITH JUSTA PLAIN OLD TRAPPERKEEPER LIKE KYLE'S,
IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT ?YES !
GODAMMIT !HERE, TAKE IT !
DO YOU WANTMY HEART AS WELL ?
YOU'LL FIND IT ON THEBOTTOM OF YOUR SHOES !
Must Destroy Trapper Keeper
Cartman's Trapper Keeper is potentially destructive to all mankind.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison gets acquainted with his new Kindergarten class.x CLOSE
The new kid pays Cartman 100 bucks to be his friend and steals his Trapper Keeper.x CLOSE
Cartman's Trapper Keeper is potentially destructive to all mankind.x CLOSE
Cartman and the Trapper Keeper are successfully defeated.x CLOSE
Cartman's Trapper Keeper is cooler than Kyle's.x CLOSE
The class president elections are postponed until the absent kid returns.x CLOSE
Cartman can't face the fact that he must live without a Trapper Keeper.x CLOSE
Rosie O'Donnell is on her way to sort out Kindergarten elections.x CLOSE
Kenny gets killed by the Trapper Keeper.x CLOSE
Rosie's gonna fix this election--her way.x CLOSE