OH, HELLO, ERIC, CAN I BEYOUR HU-MAN FRIEND ?
UNH-- I MEAN, FRIEND.
I DON'T KNOW, DUDE,I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO HAVEMALE FRIENDS THAT ARE OVER 30.
I KINDA GOT SCREWEDON THAT ONCE.
PLEASE, WE CAN HAVE FUNAND PLAY GAMES LIKEHU-MAN FOUR SQUARE.
I MEAN, FOUR SQUARE.
DUDE, YOU CAN'T JUST ASKTO BE SOMEBODY'S FRIENDAND BE THEIR FRIEND !
IT DOESN'TWORK THAT WAY.
IF YOU WANT MY FRIENDSHIPYOU HAVE TO PAY ME.
OH, I SEE.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL PAY100 GALGA STONES--
I MEAN, HUMAN DOLLARS,I MEAN, DOLLARS.
OKAY, THAT'S COOL.
CAN WE PLAY SOMEHU-MAN TETHER BALL ?
PRETTY SWEET, YOU GUYS,
GETTING 100 BUCKS TO PLAYTETHER BALL WITH SOME--
SERVE !AH !
GOT IT !
DUDE, HE'S RUNNING OFFWITH YOUR TRAPPER KEEPER !
YOU SON OF A BITCH !
WAIT A MINUTE,LUCKY FOR ME
I HAVE MY TRAPPER KEEPERHOMING DEVICE.
WHAT THE HELLJUST HAPPENED ?
DAMN, I THOUGHT FOURTH GRADEWAS GONNA BE DIFFERENT.
SO THAT'S SIX VOTES FOR FILMOREAND SIX VOTES FOR IKE.
AND THE LAST VOTE IS FOR...
AH, LET'S SEE, FLORA,I CAN'T TELL WHO YOU VOTED FOR.
YOU'VE GOT THE WINNING VOTE,FLORA, WHO'D YOU PICK ?
I DON'T KNOW.
FLORA, YOU HAVE TO PICK ONE,FILMORE OR IKE.
UM, I VOTE FOR...I DON'T KNOW.
OH GREAT,FLORA'S UNDECIDED.
WELL, YOU'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TOSIT THERE FLORA
AND THINK ABOUT IT UNTILYOU COME UP WITH AN ANSWER.
FLORA, JUST SAYYOU VOTE FOR FILMORE
SO WE CANALL GO HOME.
NO, YOU WANT IKETO BE PRESIDENT.
WE'RE GONNA BE HEREALL NIGHT.
WHY DON'T YOU GUYSJUST CONCEDE ?
YEAH !YEAH !
WHY DON'T YOUJUST CONCEDE ?
FILMORE !IKE !FILMORE !IKE !
I WANT FILMORE TO BE--I WANT IKE--
OH, FOR CHRIST'S SAKES,YOU'RE ALL ACTING LIKEA BUNCH OF KIDS !
( police sirens )
TURN LEFT HERE,WE'RE GETTING CLOSE !GET YOUR GUN READY.
ERIC, I'M NOT GONNA SHOOTANYBODY FOR TAKINGYOUR SCHOOL FOLDER.
IT WAS NOT A SCHOOL FOLDER,
IT WAS A DAWSON'S CREEKTRAPPER KEEPER FUTURA S-2000 !
AND IF-- THERE HE IS !
( electric whir )
The new kid pays Cartman 100 bucks to be his friend and steals his Trapper Keeper.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison gets acquainted with his new Kindergarten class.x CLOSE
The new kid pays Cartman 100 bucks to be his friend and steals his Trapper Keeper.x CLOSE
Cartman's Trapper Keeper is potentially destructive to all mankind.x CLOSE
Cartman and the Trapper Keeper are successfully defeated.x CLOSE
Cartman's Trapper Keeper is cooler than Kyle's.x CLOSE
The class president elections are postponed until the absent kid returns.x CLOSE
Cartman can't face the fact that he must live without a Trapper Keeper.x CLOSE
Rosie O'Donnell is on her way to sort out Kindergarten elections.x CLOSE
Kenny gets killed by the Trapper Keeper.x CLOSE
Rosie's gonna fix this election--her way.x CLOSE