THE SECOND LARGEST CITYON THE MEXICAN BAJA PENINSULA.
WE HAVE NOW TRAVELED OVER2000 MILES SINCE LEAVINGNEW YORK CITY !
WE'LL JUST BE STOPPING HEREFOR A FEW MOMENTS FOR GAS
AND THEN OUR TOUR WILL CONTINUEON TO ITS FINAL DESTINATION !
OIGA, HAY ALGO PEGADO BAJO EL AUTOBUS !
QUE ? WHAT'S STUCK TO THE BOTTOM OF THE BUS ?
WE MUST HAVE RUN OVERA LITTLE MEXICANFURTHER UP NORTH.
IS IT OKAY ?
PIENSO QUE SI.
WELL, HERE'S FIFTYFOR THE GAS, ADIOS !
Where am I ?QUE ?
Where am I ?QUE ?
IT IS BEAUTIFUL.
THINE CHURCH ISALMOST COMPLETETH.
THERE'S NO WAY GOD WOULDWANT TO SEND US TO HELL NOW !
YEAH THIS CHURCHKICKS A--
IT, IT KICKS.
DON'T TRY TO TAKE MEAWAY AGAIN, MOM AND DAD !
I TOLD YOU, I RENOUNCEDTHE JEWISH FAITH !
IT'S NOT THAT, KYLE.
IT'S JUST THATERIC'S MOTHER NEEDS TOSEE YOU ALL RIGHT AWAY.
JUST REALLY QUICK, SHE SAYSIT'S VERY IMPORTANT.
VERY WELL,YEA, GUYS,
LET US WALK TO MINE HOMEAND SEE WHAT MINE MOM WANTS.
I SURE HOPE THIS WORKS.
HELLO, KIDDIES !
I MADE YOU ALL POWDERED-DONUTPANCAKE SURPRISE !
WOW, COOL !
NO, IT IS A TRICK !
DO NOT VEX ME,OH TEMPTRESS !
THIS IS A DISTRACTIONFROM OUR WORK ON THE CHURCH !
DO NOT THINK THAT YOU CANTEMPT US WITH TOYS...
AND TIDINGS OF POWDERED-DONUTPANCAKE SURPRISE !
FOR IT IS THE AFTERLIFEWE CONCERN OURSELVES WITH !
NOT THE PLEASURESON THIS EARTH !
BUT SALVATIONIN THE WORLD AFTER !
OH, WELL,ALRIGHTY THEN.
I DON'T THINK IT WORKED.
AW !AW !
LET US GET BACK TOOUR WORK AT THE CHURCH.
( ring )
YEA, I SHALL ANSWERTHE PHONE-NA.
Mprh mprm rmrmph rm rmph !
OH MY GOD !WHAT ?
IT'S KENNY, HE'S CALLINGFROM BEYOND THE GRAVE !
KENNY ?WHAT'S HE SAY !
ASK HIM WHATHELL IS LIKE !
KENNY, YOU HAVE TOTELL US ABOUT HELL !
GIVE US EVERY LASTHORRIBLE DETAIL !
Cartman cannot be distracted from completing his church.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
Cartman and his followers won't go to school.x CLOSE
Cartman cannot be distracted from completing his church.x CLOSE
God wants the children to give Cartman money.x CLOSE
Satan sleeps with Saddam.x CLOSE
Saddam kills Chris so he can be with Satan.x CLOSE
Cartman describes Kenny's Hell at church.x CLOSE
Chris is back in Satan's life. Forever.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jesus can't be stopped from saving South Parkx CLOSE
Chris and Saddam try to get along but end up killing each other instead.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to save all the kids in church.x CLOSE