I AM SAYING THIS BECAUSEWE MUST BE SAVED-A !
THE LORD IS POWERFULAND HE WILL SMOTE THE SINNERS
AND SEND THEMTO EVERLASTING HELL-A !
IF YOU DO NOT LIVEYOUR LIFE FOR HIM-A !
THEN TO THE LAKE OF FIREYOU SHALL GO-A !
YOU SEE THAT, PARENTS ?
YOUR CHILDREN HAVEREFUSED TO COME IN TO CLASSSINCE THIS MORNING !
I'M AFRAID YOUR SONIS THE LEADER, MS. CARTMAN.
APPARENTLY HE'S READTHE ENTIRE BIBLE
AND NOW HE'S SCARINGTHE HELL OUT OF EVERYONE.
IT'S TIME TO STOP PREACHINGDAMNATION TO EVERYONE, SWEETIE.
DON'T YOU GUYS, UM...
PERSERCRUTE OURRELIGIOUS BELIEFS !
YEAH !YEAH !
WE'RE NOT TRYING TOPERSECUTE YOU, KIDS.
BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSEDTO BE IN SCHOOL !
WHAT PURPOSEDOES SCHOOL HAVE ?
THE BIBLE SAYSTHE ONLY GOAL IN THIS LIFE
IS TO PRAISE GOD ANDGET INTO HEAVEN !
YEAH, THIS LIFE IS SHORT,THE AFTERLIFE IS FOREVER !
DON'T LISTEN TO THEM, KIDS,YOU HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL !
MANY OF YOU KNEWKENNY MCKORMICK.
HE WAS A PLAYFUL, SCHOOL-GOINGEIGHT-YEAR-OLD.
AND THEN YESTERDAY...
HE WAS SMACKED DOWNBY THE LORD-A !
GOD BITCH SLAPPED HIM RIGHTTO THE FIERY DEPTHS OF HELL !
SO WHEN WILL YOU GO ?
TOMORROW, TEN YEARS ?DOES IT MATTER ?
BECAUSE UNLESS YOU GIVETHIS LIFE TO THE LORD,
THAT LIFE BELONGSTO SATAN !
AGH !AGH !
BUT WE CANNOT WORSHIP GODIN THAT CHURCH
WHERE THE PRIESTOF SIN RESIDES !
SO WE WILL BUILDA NEW CHURCH !
WITH CRYSTAL WALLS,A CEILING EIGHTY-FEET HIGH,
AND A SLIDE THATCONNECTS THIS PART MYHATO THIS PART MHYA !
WHO WILL HELP US !
I WILL !I WILL !
PRAISE GOD-A !
( screaming )
Sinners Everlasting Hell
Cartman and his followers won't go to school.
Cartman and his followers won't go to school.x CLOSE
Cartman cannot be distracted from completing his church.x CLOSE
God wants the children to give Cartman money.x CLOSE
Satan sleeps with Saddam.x CLOSE
Saddam kills Chris so he can be with Satan.x CLOSE
Cartman describes Kenny's Hell at church.x CLOSE
Chris is back in Satan's life. Forever.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jesus can't be stopped from saving South Parkx CLOSE
Chris and Saddam try to get along but end up killing each other instead.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to save all the kids in church.x CLOSE