( doorbell )
OH, HELLO,YOU MUST BE SADDAM HUSSEIN.
AND YOU MUST BEMR. ASS FACE !
JUST KIDDING,YOU'RE CHRIS, RIGHT ?
THANKS FOR INVITING METO DINNER, GUY.
HERE, I BROUGHT YOUA POTATO.
OH, THANK YOU !
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SATAN, WHAT THE HECKIS WRONG WITH YOU ?
YEAH, HEY, RELAX, GUY !
WE'RE ALL HERETO ACT LIKE ADULTS, RIGHT ?
( boom )
OH, GEE, I MUST HAVEOVERCOOKED IT.
WELL, COME ON IN,DINNER'S JUST ABOUT READY.
( in Ike talk )"AND BEHIN DA GLASSDER DUSTY FOWNY EYE."
VERY GOOD, IKE !
THAT'S TWO JOHN STEINBECKBOOKS IN ONE DAY !
COOKIE MONSTER !
OH, HE'S GROWING UPSO FAST !
MOM, DAD,AM I GOING TO HELL ?
WHY, WHAT DIDYOU DO, KYLE ?
NOTHING,BUT THE GUYS SAID
IF I DON'T CONFESSMY SINS AND EAT CRACKERS,
I'M GONNA GO TO HELL !
OH, NO,THAT'S JUST CATHOLICS.
US JEWS DON'TBELIEVE IN HELL.
WE DON'T ?
BUT WHATIF WE'RE WRONG ?
WELL, KYLE, THEY COULDBE WRONG, TOO.
YEAH, BUT IF THEY'RE WRONG,NO BIG DEAL.
IF WE'RE WRONG,WE BURN IN HELL !
OH NO !
KYLE, IT'S ALL ABOUT BEINGA GOOD PERSON NOW.
YOU SEE, CHRISTIANS USE HELLAS A WAY TO SCARE PEOPLE
INTO BELIEVINGWHAT THEY BELIEVE.
BUT TO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING,JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAIDOF THE CONSEQUENCES
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVEIN SOMETHING
IS NO REASONTO BELIEVE IN SOMETHING.
WELL, YOU GUYS CANDO WHAT YOU WANT.
I'M GOING DOWN TO THAT CHURCHTO CONFESS MY SINSAND EAT CRACKERS.
AND I'M TAKINGIKE WITH ME !KYLE !
SATAN TOLD ME ALL ABOUTHOW YOU GUYS ALMOSTTOOK OVER THE WORLD ONCE.
YEAH, THOSE WERETHE DAYS, BOY.
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS CRAPWE'RE EATING, ANYWAY ?
IT'S ALL VEGETARIAN,SADDAM,
CHRIS WAS A NUTRITIONISTBEFORE HE DIED.
OH, ISN'T THATFASCINATING ?
SO TELL ME, CHRIS,HOW WAS IT THAT YOU DIED ?
OH, WELL, I ACTUALLY SLIPPEDDOWN AN ESCALATOR IN A MALL.
THOSE THINGS CAN BEPRETTY SKETCHY.
AN ESCALATOR ?
WHAT KIND OF PUSSY WAYOF DYING IS THAT ?
LOOK, SADDAM, I KNOW THAT YOUAND SATAN HAD A RELATIONSHIP.
AND I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW,
THAT I'M TOTALLY OKAY WITHYOU GUYS STAYING FRIENDS.UH-HUH.
I THINK IT'S IMPORTANTTO STAY FRIENDS WITH PEOPLEYOU HAD RELATIONSHIPS WITH.
AND I KNOW THAT SATAN AND MYRELATIONSHIP IS STRONG ENOUGH
THAT IT CAN HANDLEANYTHING.
What If We're Wrong
Kyle takes Ike to eat crackers and confess so they won't burn in hell.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
It's Luau Sunday in Hell.x CLOSE
Saddam wants Satan back.x CLOSE
Kyle takes Ike to eat crackers and confess so they won't burn in hell.x CLOSE
Sister Anne explains why Christians eat Jesus.x CLOSE
Satan tells Chris that Saddam is back.x CLOSE
The boys are worried that Timmy might go to Hell.x CLOSE
Satan weighs the pros and cons of Chris and Saddam.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi wrings Cartman's neck during his confession.x CLOSE
Timmy, Ike and Kyle get baptized.x CLOSE
If the boys don't confess soon, they're doomed.x CLOSE