CHRIS ?YEAH ?
DID YOU, UH, SEEMY "BOY WITH AN UMBRELLA"HUMMELL ?
UH, NO, BUT THERE'S STILL SOMEBOXES COMING FROM THE MOVERS.
OH, OKAY, THANKS.
( ding dong )OH, THAT MUST BE THEM NOW.
JUST PUT THE BOXESBY THE--
HELLO, SATAN !
DID YOU MISS ME,BUTTERCUP ?
NO, IT CAN'T BE,YOU'RE DEAD.
I KILLED YOU.
YEAH,YOU KILLED ME, SO ?
WHERE WAS I GONNA GO,DETROIT ?
OH NO,OH GOD, NO !
A PLACE OF EVERLASTINGAGONY AND PAIN !
HELL AWAITS ALL SINNERS ANDALL WHO DO NOT ACCEPT CHRIST !
CHILDREN IN THIS TOWNHAVE NOT BEEN ATTENDINGSUNDAY SCHOOL AFTER MASS.
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IF THIS DOES NOT CHANGE,I PROMISE YOU,
YOU WILL ALL BE GOINGTO THE BLACK PITOF SATAN'S WORLD !
THAT IS ALL,PEACE BE WITH YOU.
WELL, THAT WAS QUITE ANUPLIFTING SERMON.YEAH.
MOM, WE'RE STAYINGFOR SUNDAY SCHOOL.WHAT ?
WE HAVE TO GO TO SUNDAY SCHOOLSO WE DON'T BURN !
YEAH, I'LL SEE YALATER, MOM !
OH, NOW LOOK AT THAT,THEY'RE SCARED TO DEATH !
HELL IS A VERY REAL PLACE,MR. AND MRS. MARSH !
I'M TRYING TO SAVE THEIR SOULSAND THE SOULS OF EVERYONEIN THIS TOWN
FROM THE WRETCHEDLAKE OF FIRE !
COME ON, GUY !
JUST LET ME INSO WE CAN TALK.
I DON'T WANT TOTALK TO YOU, SADDAM !
THIS ISN'T WHAT I NEEDIN MY LIFE RIGHT NOW !
IS THAT THE MOVERS, SATAN ?
UH, YEAH, YEAH,IT'S JUST THE MOVERS.
OH, WELL, TELL THEMI'M LEAVING THEIR CHECKON THE COUNTER.
SATAN, LOOK, I KNOWOUR RELATIONSHIPWASN'T PERFECT.
OKAY ?I KNOW THAT.
I WAS TOO BUSY TRYINGTO TAKE OVER THE WORLD,TO GIVE YOU WHAT YOU NEEDED !
BUT I'VE CHANGED, SATAN.
OH, LIKE I HAVEN'T HEARD THAT BEFORE.
COME ON, CAN'T WE JUSTGO OUT FOR A BURRITO ?
ME GUSTO BURRITO MUCHO.
I CAN'T, SADDAM,I'M WITH CHRIS NOW.
WHO ?SCREW HIM !
HE CAN'T POUND YOUR ASSLIKE I CAN !
GOODBYE, SADDAM.WAIT, WAIT, I'M SORRY !
BUT SATAN, YOU CAN'T DENYWHAT'S BETWEEN US.
YOU CAN TRY,
BUT YOU KNOWWE BELONG TOGETHER.
MY LIFE IS GOOD NOW, SADDAM,CHRIS TREATS ME WELL.
YOU AND I ARE THROUGH.
( sigh )
HEY, COME ON, GUY !GIVE ME A BREAK !
Saddam's Back in Hell
Saddam wants Satan back.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
It's Luau Sunday in Hell.x CLOSE
Saddam wants Satan back.x CLOSE
Kyle takes Ike to eat crackers and confess so they won't burn in hell.x CLOSE
Sister Anne explains why Christians eat Jesus.x CLOSE
Satan tells Chris that Saddam is back.x CLOSE
The boys are worried that Timmy might go to Hell.x CLOSE
Satan weighs the pros and cons of Chris and Saddam.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi wrings Cartman's neck during his confession.x CLOSE
Timmy, Ike and Kyle get baptized.x CLOSE
If the boys don't confess soon, they're doomed.x CLOSE