NOW REMEMBER, BUTTERS, WHENYOU GET TO THE VET'S OFFICE,
YOU NEED TO STAY DOWNON ALL FOURS AND--
BUTTERS, LISTEN !
AT THE VET'S OFFICE
YOU NEED TO STAY DOWN ONALL FOURS AND BARK A LOT !
( sobbing )
WOOF, WOOF, WOOF.
WE GOTTA HURRY,IT'S GETTING LATE.
OH ( bleep ),SOMEBODY'S COMING !
QUICK, HIDE BUTTERS !
IN HERE !
BUT FELLAS,I GOT--
AHA !THERE YOU ARE !
YOU GUYS THOUGHT YOU WERESO COOL, DIDN'T YOU ?
WELL, LOOK ATWHAT WE GOT !
NO WAY, YOU GOTWEAPONS TOO ?
WHERE'D YOU GET THOSE ?
FROM THE KN...FROM THE KN...
FROM THE KNIFE GUYAT THE COUNTY FAIR.
AT FIRST HE SAID WE NEEDEDOUR PARENTS PERMISSION,
BUT THEN WE TOLD HIMOUR PARENTS WERE DEAD.
AW MAN, NOW EVERY DOUCHE BAGIN TOWN HAS A NINJA WEAPON.
SO, HOW WOULD YOU NINJASLIKE TO DO BATTLE ?
UH, NOT NOW, CRAIG,WE HAVE TO BE GOING.
YOU CAN'T PASS THROUGH THIS AREAUNTIL YOU DEFEND YOUR HONOR !
HE SAIDNOT NOW, CRAIG !
I AM NOT "CRAIG" !I AM GINZA !
WITH THE POWERFUL BLADEOF THE KINTAMA !
AND I AM BLACK CHAKU !
WITH THE POWER OFPERFECT SPELLING !
GUYS, WE'RE REALLY NOTPLAYING, OKAY ?
W-W-WHAT'STHE MATTER, FELLAS ?
ARE YOU N-NINJASOR P-P-PUSSIES ?
WE'RE TWICE THE NINJASYOU FAGS ARE !
THEN FIGHT US !
VERY WELL, CLYDE !
I SWORE TO NEVERFIGHT AGAIN.
WE DON'T HAVEA CHOICE, KYLE.
JUST HUMOR THEM.
KYAAAH !KYAAAAH !
♪ SUBA-RA-SHICHIN CHIN MONO ♪
♪ KINTAMA NO KAME ARU
♪ SORE NO OTOSARU BO BO, IYE ♪
♪ NINJA GA IMASUUUUUU
♪ HEY HEY LET'S GOKENKA SURU ♪
♪ TAISETSU NO MONOPROTECT MY BALLS ♪
♪ BOKU GA WARUISO LET'S FIGHTING ♪
♪ LET'S FIGHTING LOVE
♪ LET'S FIGHTING LOVE
♪ KONO UTACHOTTO BAKA ♪
♪ WAKE GA WAKARANAI
♪ EIGO GAMECHA-KUCHA ♪
♪ DAIJOBUWE DO IT ALL THE TIME ♪
♪ HEY HEY LET'S GOKENKA SURU-- ♪
WAIT, WAIT,WAIT, WAIT !
HOLD ON A SECOND !WHERE'S BUTTERS ?
OH, NO.BUTTERS !
OH, NICE GOING, YOU ASSHOLES,YOU MADE US LOSE HIM !
LOSE WHO ?
HE GOT A NINJA STARSTUCK IN HIS EYE
AND WE WERE TAKING HIMTO THE VET
WHEN YOU ( bleeped )IT ALL UP !
STUCK IN HIS EYE ?WAS HE BLEEDING ?
YEAH, A LITTLE.
BUTTERS !GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW !
OH ( bleep ), YOU GUYSARE IN TROUBLE !
WE'RE OUT OF HERE !
NO, DUDE, YOU GOTTAHELP US FIND HIM !
TO HELL WITH THAT !
WE'RE IN THISTOGETHER, CRAIG !
IF BUTTERS TELLS ON USWE'RE GONNA TELL ON YOU.
THAT'S NINJA CODE !
( whimpering )
The Ninjas battle in the alley.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
Kenny throws a ninja star into Butters' eye.x CLOSE
The Ninjas battle in the alley.x CLOSE
The town sees through Cartman's power of invisibility .x CLOSE
The boys lie to get dangerous weapons.x CLOSE
The boys are transformed into Japanese Anime Warriors.x CLOSE
The boys show off their new weapons.x CLOSE
The boys don't let Butters play with them.x CLOSE
Butters transforms into Professor Chaos.x CLOSE
The boys try to avoid getting in trouble for wounding Butters.x CLOSE
The boys make Butters a dog.x CLOSE