MY NINJA SENSEIS TELLING ME
WE MIGHT BE HEADINGIN THE WRONG DIRECTION.
OKAY, HANG ON, GUYS.
I'LL USE MY SPECIAL POWERTO SEE INTO THE FUTURE
AND FIND OUT WHEREWE SHOULD HEAD NEXT.
HOLD ON, GUYS, I ACTUALLYHAVE ANOTHER POWER.
I CAN SEE INTO THE FUTURE TOO,BUT BETTER THAN KYLE.
LET ME TRY.
GODDAMMIT, CARTMAN, YOU CAN'TKEEP MAKING UP POWERS !
YEAH, DUDE, THAT'SLIKE THE FIFTH POWER
YOU'VE COME UP WITH.
I AM BULROG AND I HAVELOTS AND LOTS OF POWERS.
NO, ASSHOLE !
FROM NOW ON YOU ONLYGET TO HAVE ONE POWER !
SO WHAT IS IT ?
I HAVE THE POWER TO HAVEALL THE POWERS I WANT.
THAT DOESN'T COUNT,FAT ASS !
YEAH, THAT'S IT,CARTMAN,
YOU DON'T GET TOHAVE ANY POWERS !
HA, HA HA HAA !
WELL, WELL, WELL...
IF IT ISN'TTHE FOUR NINJAS !
WHO THE HELLIS THAT ?
I DON'T KNOW.
CRAIG,IS THAT YOU ?
FOOLS !I AM PROFESSOR CHAOS !
BRINGER OF DESTRUCTIONAND DOOM !
YOUR FEEBLE NINJA POWERSARE NO MATCH FOR ME !
LOOKS LIKE WE HAVEA SWORN ENEMY, YOU GUYS.
VERY WELL, PROFESSOR CHAOS,WE'LL PLAY ALONG !
NOW FEEL THE FIERY STINGOF MY TONFA OF TAKANAWA !
HA HA HA HAAAAA !
HEY, KID, THATKNOCKS YOU DOWN !
YEAH-HUH, I GOT YOU !
NUH-UH, BECAUSE MY CLOAKIS MADE OF A TITANIUM ALLOY
THAT SHIELDS MEFROM HEAT !
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALTHAT'S BULL CRAP !
TITANIUM ALLOY,MY ASS !
WELL, LET'S SEE HOWHE LIKES THE ICY BLAST
OF MY NUNCHUCKSOF KURAMOTO !
A NICE ATTEMPT, NINJA !
BUT NOW BOTH OF YOUSHALL FEEL THE POWER
OF MY WEB OF HOLDING !
HA HA HA HAAA !
NOW YOU ARE BOTH TRAPPEDIN SPIDERWEBS !
UH-UH... UGH !!
ALL RIGHT, DICKHOLE,TIME FOR YOU TO PAY !
OH NO,I HAVE NO POWERS !
KYLE TOOK THEMAWAY FROM ME !
QUICK, KYLE, GIVE MEBACK MY POWERS
SO I CAN FIGHTTHIS EVIL VILLAIN !
OKAY, OKAY, YOU CAN HAVEYOUR POWERS BACK !
ALL RIGHT, AND NOWI'LL USE MY POWER TO...
TURN KYLEINTO A CHICKEN !
GODDAMMIT, CARTMAN !
♪ HA HA HA HAHAAAA HA ♪
♪ NOW YOU AREA CHIC-KEN ♪
♪ NYA NYA NYA NYANYAAAA NYA ♪
I GROW WEARYOF YOUR FOOLISHNESS !
PROFESSOR CHAOSCANNOT BE STOPPED !
OH YEAH ?!
KENNY, USE YOURNINJA STAR !
TRY THIS,PROFESSOR CHAOS !
FEEL MY WRATH !
( wailing cry )
OH ( bleep ),DUDE !
BUTTERS !OH MY GOD !
( sobbing )
OH DUDE, IT'S STUCKIN HIS EYE !
WHAT THE HELL DID YOUDO THAT FOR KENNY ?!
I JUST THREWMY STAR AT HIM !
IT HURTS !!IT HURTS !!
OH MAN, WE ARE INSERIOUS TROUBLE !
( wailing )
SHH, SHH !
IT'S OKAY, BUTTERS,CALM DOWN !
IT'S NOT THAT BAD, REALLY.
BUT I CAN'T SEE NOTHIN' !
I GOTTA GO TOTHE HOSPITAL !!
( screeching )
OKAY, OKAY, CALM DOWN, BUTTERS,IT'LL BE OKAY !
( gasping )
GUYS, MEETING OVER HEREFOR A SECOND.
ALL RIGHT, YOU GUYS,WE NEED TO STAY CALM
AND JUST DOTHE RIGHT THING.
WE HAVE TO KILL BUTTERS ANDBURY HIM IN KYLE'S BACKYARD.
DUDE, SHUT UP !
I AGREE WITH CARTMAN.WHAT ?!
YOU DON'T UNDERSTANDWHAT MY MOM WILL DO TO ME
IF SHE FINDS OUT I WASPLAYING WITH WEAPONS !
Kenny throws a ninja star into Butters' eye.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
Kenny throws a ninja star into Butters' eye.x CLOSE
The Ninjas battle in the alley.x CLOSE
The town sees through Cartman's power of invisibility .x CLOSE
The boys lie to get dangerous weapons.x CLOSE
The boys are transformed into Japanese Anime Warriors.x CLOSE
The boys show off their new weapons.x CLOSE
The boys don't let Butters play with them.x CLOSE
Butters transforms into Professor Chaos.x CLOSE
The boys try to avoid getting in trouble for wounding Butters.x CLOSE
The boys make Butters a dog.x CLOSE