THAT'S ENOUGH !
YOU AREN'T READING ANOTHERSENTENCE OF YOUR STUPID STORY !
I DON'T BELIEVE ANYONEINTERRUPTED YOU
WHEN YOU READ YOURCHRISTMAS STORY ALOUD, KYLE.
THIS WHOLE TIME YOURSTUPID STORY WAS JUST A WAY
TO RIP ON ME FOR BEING JEWISHAT CHRISTMAS AGAIN !
MR. GARRISON COULD YOUDO SOMETHING, PLEASE ?
SORRY ERIC, BUT IF KYLE FEELSDISCRIMINATED AGAINST
YOU'LL HAVE TO STOP OR ELSEI'LL GET A CALL FROM HIS MOTHER.
ALRIGHT, FINE,FORGET IT !
WELL, BUT...BUT WHAT HAPPENED ?
YEAH, DID KYLE BRING 1,000YEARS OF DARKNESS OR NOT ?
WHAT HAPPENSTO THE LION CUBS ?
WELL, I GUESSWE'LL NEVER KNOW
BECAUSE KYLE DOESN'T WANNAHEAR HOW IT ENDS.
NO, IT ALL WORKED OUT,RIGHT ?
THE WORLD WAS SAVED AND I WENTHOME FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER.
DUDE, WHY DO YOU CARE ?!
AFTER ALL THATI AT LEAST WANNA KNOW
IF I HAD A MERRY CHRISTMAS ORIF DARKNESS RULES THE EARTH.
OH, COME ON !IT'S OBVIOUS WHAT HAPPENS.
I GET KILLED BY SANTA CLAUSESO THAT CHRISTMAS IS SAVED !
THAT'S NOT AT ALLWHAT HAPPENS.
AW, COME ON,LET HIM READ US THE END !
YEAH, YEAH,COME ON...
YEAH !LET HIM DO IT !
ALL RIGHT,FINE !
"OH, DEAR, MY BEST FRIEND ISPOSSESSED, HOW ABOUT THAT !"
SAID THE LITTLE BOYIN THE RED POOF BALL HAT...
HA HA HAAA !
NOW I SHALL RULE THE--UGHH... AAHGHGH...
GOD IT BURNS !
AAHHHH...MY SOUL IS ON FIRE !
OHHH, I DON'T LIKE THIS.
I DIDN'T KNOW IT WOULDFEEL SO... DARK AND EVIL !
WELL WHAT DIDYOU EXPECT, DUDE ?
IT'S THE SON OFTHE DEVIL.
OH GOD,WHAT HAVE I DONE ?
I'M SORRY, PLEASE...
I DON'T WANNA BE THE VESSELFOR THE ANTICHRIST !
I'M SORRY BUT IT'STOO LATE, KYLE.
SANTA'S GONNAHAVE TO KILL YOU.
NO, SANTA DON'T !
WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE,IN A FEW HOURS
THE DARK CREATURE INSIDEHIM WILL CONSUME HIS SOUL !
THE LITTLE BOY FRETTED,HE ALMOST STARTED TO BAWL...
BUT THAT'S WHEN HE CAME UPWITH THE BEST IDEA OF ALL.
THE LION CUBS !
... THE LITTLE BOYQUICKLY BEGUN...
I TOOK THEM TO SEEHOW ABORTIONS ARE DONE !
NOW, CUBS DO LIKE THEYSHOWED YOU, HURRY UP FAST
GET THE ANTICHRIST OFMY FRIEND KYLE'S ASS !
AND IN THETWINKLING STARLIGHT
EACH LITTLE CUBDID THEIR PORTION.
THEY REMEMBERED ALLTHEY HAD LEARNED
AND GAVE KYLE AN ABORTION.
KILL, DESTROY !
KILL, DESTORY !
I'M SORRY I GOTA LITTLE CRAZY THERE.
WELL, LITTLE BOY,
IT SEEMS THAT YOU HAVEREALLY BEEN THROUGH A LOT.
IS THERE ANY SPECIAL PRESENTYOU WOULD LIKE THIS YEAR ?
YEAH...YEAH THERE IS.
WHAT... OH MY,WHAT HAPPENED ?
YEA !YOU'RE BACK !
WE MISSED YOU MOMMY!
AND BACK HOME,THERE WERE PRESENTS
AND LOTS OF FOOD TO GET FAT
AND IT WAS THE BESTCHRISTMAS EVER
FOR THE BOY INTHE RED POOF BALL HAT.
AND THEY ALL LIVEDHAPPILY EVER AFTER.
EXCEPT FOR KYLE WHO DIED OF AIDSTWO WEEKS LATER.
( Kyle )GOD DAMMIT CARTMAN !
♪ CHRISTMAS TIMEIS ONCE A YEAR ♪
The mountain cubs give Kyle an abortion.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
The mountain lion cubs learn how to perform abortions.x CLOSE
Santa is pissed when the Antichrist is born.x CLOSE
The mountain cubs give Kyle an abortion.x CLOSE
Stan meets the Woodland Critters.x CLOSE
Stan builds the Critters a manger for their coming Savior.x CLOSE
Stan kills a mountain lion, mother of three.x CLOSE
The Critters have a blood orgy.x CLOSE
Stan tries to watch television to forget his problems.x CLOSE
The critters use their evil powers to stop Stan from taking down the manger.x CLOSE
Kyle is the perfect human vessel for the Critters' Antichrist.x CLOSE