♪ WHAT A SPECIAL TIMEAND SPECIAL DAY ♪
♪ IT'S WOODLAND CRITTERCHRISTMAS ♪
HAIL SATAN !
( narrator )T'WAS THE NIGHTBEFORE CHRISTMAS
AND ABOVE THE WOODSWAY UP HIGH,
A NEW BRIGHT SHINY STARHUNG IN THE SKY...
FOR THE WORLD TO BE SAVEDTHERE WAS ONLY ONE SHOT,
A LITTLE BOY WITH THREE CUBSWITH AN ABORTION PLOT.
OKAY, COME ON,THE CRITTERS ARE OVER THIS WAY.
YOU MOUNTAIN LIONS READYTO STOP THE ANTICHRISTFROM BEING BORN ?
SURE, WE KNOW HOW TOGIVE ABORTIONS NOW !
HE ARRIVED AT THE CRITTER FORESTREADY TO FIGHT
BUT THEN GASPED WHEN HE SAWA MOST DREADFUL SIGHT--
GOSH, WE DID IT !
THE CRITTER ANTICHRISTIS BORN.
BRINGING A THOUSAND YEARSOF DARKNESS TO THE FOREST.
THE ANTICHRIST HAD BEEN BORN,SEALING THE WORLD'S FATE.
THE BOY INTHE RED POOF BALL HAT...
WAS TOO LATE.
TOO LATE ?
WHAT THE HELLIS THAT ?
OH, HI-YA,STANNIE !
STAN WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON ?!
IT'S CRITTER CHRISTMAS DUDE,IT SUCKS ASS!
NOW ALL WE GOT TO DO IS PUT THEANTICHRIST INTO OUR HUMAN HOST !
YEAH !WOO-HOO !
THAT'S IT ?
10,000 YEARS OF DARKNESS AND IDON'T HAVE A MERRY CHRISTMAS ?
WHEN UP THE SKY,
THE SOUND OF SLEIGH BELLSWERE HEARD !
AND A JOLLY RED SLEIGH FLEWDOWN TO EARTH LIKE A BIRD !
HEY, LOOK !ITS SANTIE CLAUS!
YEA !YEA !YEA !
LET'S EATHIS FLESH !
ALL RIGHT, WHAT THE HELLIS GOING ON ?
WHY IS THERE A RED STARGLOWING IN THE SKY ?
WE FINALLY DID IT,SANTA !
WE BROUGHT FORTH THEANTICHRIST WITH HELP FROMOUR GOOD FRIEND STANNIE !
DEATH AND PAIN AWAITALL LIVING THINGS !
LITTLE BOY,YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED!
I DIDN'T MEAN TO HELP THEM,I TRIED TO STOP THEM !
WELL, GOOD GOING, STUPID !
THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO STOPDEVIL-WORSHIPING CRITTERS !
AAAGHGH !AAAGHGH !
DUDE, WHAT THE... ?
COME ON, DUDE.
GEE WIZ, SANTA, YOU'RE NOTGONNA KILL ME ARE Y--
BUT SANTA, WHAT DO WEDO ABOUT THE ANTICHRIST ?
DON'T WORRY, BOYS,THE ANTICHRIST CANNOT SURVIVE
WITHOUT A HUMAN HOST BODYTO GO INTO.
NO... NO, I WANT TO HAVETHE ANTICHRIST INSIDE ME !
WITH HIS POWER,
I CAN FINALLY MAKE THE EARTHA BETTER PLACE FOR THE JEWS !
DON'T DO IT, KYLE !
YES... YES !
NOW THE JEWS SHALLTAKE CONTROL OF CHRISTMAS
ONCE AND FOR ALL...AHAHAHAAHAA !
( Kyle )OH, STOP IT CARTMAN !
The Antichrist is Born
Santa is pissed when the Antichrist is born.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
The mountain lion cubs learn how to perform abortions.x CLOSE
Santa is pissed when the Antichrist is born.x CLOSE
The mountain cubs give Kyle an abortion.x CLOSE
Stan meets the Woodland Critters.x CLOSE
Stan builds the Critters a manger for their coming Savior.x CLOSE
Stan kills a mountain lion, mother of three.x CLOSE
The Critters have a blood orgy.x CLOSE
Stan tries to watch television to forget his problems.x CLOSE
The critters use their evil powers to stop Stan from taking down the manger.x CLOSE
Kyle is the perfect human vessel for the Critters' Antichrist.x CLOSE