POLICE RAIDED THE SOUTH PARK MOTEL-6 AT FOUR A.M.
WHERE SEVEN PSYCHIC DETECTIVESWERE STAYING.
WHAT DID WE DO !?
GET YOUR HEAD DOWN,SPREAD 'EM !
STAND BACK !DON'T MAKE ME DO IT !
DON'T MAKE ME DO IT !
( gunshots )
THE PSYCHIC DETECTIVES'HORRIBLE CRIME WAS FOUND OUT
BY PSYCHIC DETECTIVEERIC CARTMAN
WHO IS NOW THE ONLY PSYCHICNOT BEHIND BARS.
WHAT AN AMAZING COINCIDENCE.
( doorbell )
AH KYLE,IS AT THE DOOR.
COME IN KYLE !
( door opens & closes )
WHO ARE YOU ?
YOU... YOU GIVE EVERYONE ELSECREDIT FOR MY WORK.
BECAUSE YOU FAILTO SEE MY GREATNESS.
BECAUSE OF YOU, NOBODY KNOWSTHE EXTENT OF MY DEEDS.
OH YEAH, AWESOME--HOLD ON JUST A SECOND.
MOOOOOM, THERE'S SOMEHOMELESS GUY HERE.
MAKE HIM GO AWAY--
HEY... HEY WHAT'S GOING ON ? !
YOU ARE OBVIOUSLYA BIG FAN OF MY WORK.
I DON'T EVENKNOW YOU, DUDE !
BUT I AM THESERIAL KILLER !
THE ONE WHO'S RIGHTFUL PLACEIN HISTORY YOU HAVE SMEARCHED !
AND NOW YOU WILL HAVEA PLACE OF HONOR...
AS MY 19th VICTIM.
NO, YOU DON'TWANT TO KILL ME !
PLEASE, I'LL GIVE YOUANYTHING YOU WANT !
BEFORE YOU DIE,LET ME SHOW YOU
THE THINGS I HAVE DONE
SO YOU WILL UNDERSTAND THEBREADTH OF MY TRANSFORMATION.
THIS... IS ME ATTHE GRAND CANYON.
DO YOU SEE ?
THIS IS MEAT MOUNT RUSHMORE,
DO YOU SEE ?AGHH...
DO YOU SEE ? !
YES, YES I SEE !!
HERE I AM AT THE ALAMOIN SAN ANTONIO.
THIS WAS JUST OUTSIDEOF THE GIFT SHOP.
DO YOU SEE ?AAGHGH !
DO YOU SEE!
The Left Hand Killer kidnaps Cartman.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
Cartman wakes up from his coma.x CLOSE
Cartman and the "real" psychic detectives compete in a telekinetic battle of the minds.x CLOSE
The Left Hand Killer kidnaps Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman jumps off his roof.x CLOSE
Cartman visits a crime scene and has visions of cookies and candy.x CLOSE
Kyle accuses Cartman of lying about his psychic powers.x CLOSE
Cartman has visions of a fried chicken sundae.x CLOSE
Kyle jumps off his roof so that people will listen to what he says.x CLOSE
Kyle fakes psychic powers to catch a killer.x CLOSE
The detectives don't seem to understand the evidence in front of them.x CLOSE