I CRAPPED IN THE PRINCIPAL'SPURSE, SEVEN TIMES...
THEN THERE WAS THE TIMEI CONVINCED A WOMAN TOHAVE AN ABORTION
SO I COULD BUILDMY OWN SHAKEY'S PIZZA.
I PRETENDED TO BE RETARDED ANDJOINED THE SPECIAL OLYMPICS...
I TRIED TO HAVE ALL THE JEWSEXTERMINATED LAST SPRING...
UH, OH YEAH,THERE'S THIS ONE KID
WHO'S PARENTS I HAD KILLEDAND THEN MADE INTO CHILI
WHICH I FED TO THE KID.
BOY OH BOY, ERIC, YOU'VEGOT A LOT TO ATONE FOR.
I MEAN, HONESTLY,I DON'T KNOW HOW
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE UPFOR ALL THIS.
I KNOW HOW.
( Cartman )♪ I'M GONNA MAKEMAKE IT RI-I-IGHT ♪
♪ I'M GONNA TAKE A LITTLE TIMEAND SET THINGS STRAIGHT ♪
♪ MAKEMAKE IT RIGHT ♪
♪ I'M PAYIN' FOR MY SINSAND IT SURE FEELS GREAT ♪
♪ IT FEELS SO GOODTO BE MAKIN' UP ♪
♪ FOR ALL THE THINGSI DONE WRONG ♪
♪ I KNOW NOW WHATTHE GOOD LORD IN HEAVEN ♪
♪ WANTED FROM MEALL ALONG ♪
♪ ALL ALONG
♪ I'M GONNA MAKEMAKE IT RI-I-IIGHT ♪
♪ 'CAUSE JESUS WANTS METO HAVE A CLEAN SLATE ♪
♪ NOT FAKIN' ITI'M MAKIN' IT RIGHT ♪
♪ PAYIN' FOR MY SINSAND IT SURE FEELS GREAT ♪
♪ MAKE, MAKE IT RIGHTMAKE, MAKE IT RIGHT ♪
♪ GONNA MAKE IT RIGHT, GIRL
♪ I GOT TO HAVEYOUR LOVIN' TONIGHT ♪
( singers )♪ MAKE, MAKE IT RIGHT ♪
WELL, THERE'SEVERYTHING BUTTERS.
I'VE MADE EVERYTHING RIGHT.
DOES THIS MEAN...YOU HAVE TO GO NOW ?
YES, BUTTERS, MY SOULIS FINALLY AT PEACE.
IT'S TIME FOR ME TO LEAVE.
GOODBYE, BUTTERS !THANK YOU FOR ALL YOUR HELP !
BE GOOD AND BE SAFE.
GOD DAMMIT, WHAT ?!I MADE EVERYTHING RIGHT !!
OH JEEZ, I GUESS MAYBEYOUR SOUL IS STUCK HERE
FOR A DIFFERENT REASON.
I WANT MYETERNAL BLISS !!
YOU THINK THISIS FUNNY, GOD ?!
YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY,YOU SICK BASTARD ?!!
ERIC, CALM DOWN !
STUPID BUTTHOLE, GOD !!
BUTTERS !WHAT HAVE YOU DONE ?!
IT WASN'T ME !IT WAS THE GHOST !
OH, STEPHEN, I DON'T KNOWIF WE SHOULD GROUND HIM
OR CALL A DOCTOR !
NO, I THINK YOU BETTERCALL A DOCTOR.
I'LL GROUND HIM.
Make it Right(Montage)
Cartman makes up for his sins with gift baskets.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Cartman threatens to haunt Butters for the rest of his life.x CLOSE
Cartman makes up for his sins with gift baskets.x CLOSE
Cartman and Butters free hostages at the Red Cross.x CLOSE
Cartman eats all the delicious skin off the Kentucky Fried Chicken when nobody's looking.x CLOSE
Cartman thinks he's dead.x CLOSE
Cartman's mom gets banged by the plumber.x CLOSE
Cartman sobs over his own death.x CLOSE
Cartman thinks Butters is the only one who can see him.x CLOSE
Butters' dad tells him ghosts aren't real.x CLOSE
Butters tells Cartman's mom that Erci Loves her .x CLOSE