FOR SOUTH PARKELEMENTARY SCHOOL.
AND NOW...A SEXY ACTION NEWS TEAM
SPECIAL REPORT !
COUGH MEDICINEABUSE IN SCHOOL.
WITH THE SEXY ACTIONSCHOOL NEWS TEAM.
IT'S THE REPORTYOU CAN'T AFFORD TO MISS.
( girl screaming )
AND NOW HERE ISRICK CARTMAN.
THEY CALL IT COUGH SYRUP,COUGH MEDICINE,
COLD AND FLU REMEDY.
BUT BEHIND CLOSED DOORSAT SOUTH PARK ELEMENTARY
IT ALSO HASA STREET NAME:
COOGIE, WOMBAT JUICE,TIGGER YUM YUM.
HELLO, I'M RICK CARTMAN.
TODAY THE SEXY ACTION SCHOOLNEWS TEAM
TAKES YOU INSIDETHE DARK AND LONELY WORLD
OF COUGH MEDICINE ABUSE.
THEY'RE DOING ITIN THE HALLWAYS.
BEHIND THE SCHOOL.
HEY, GET OUTTA HEREYOU ---- DORK.
EVEN, IN THEGIRL'S BATHROOM.
IS SOMEBODY IN THERE ?I'LL TELL ON YOU !
WE SHOWED THE SHOCKING FOOTAGETO THE PRINCIPAL--
OH MY GOODNESS...
PRINCIPAL VICTORIA,CAN YOU EXPLAIN
HOW YOUR ADMINISTRATIONFAILED TO SEE THIS P-PR-
WELL, I... WE...
SO WHERE ARE STUDENTS GETTINGALL THIS COUGH MEDICINE ?
THIS SURVEILLANCE FOOTAGE
SHOWS A GROUP OFTROUBLED KIDS
GETTING ALLTHE SMACK THEY WANT
FROM A PHARMACIST !
SEXY ACTION SCHOOL NEWSREPORTED THE PHARMACIST
TO THE SOUTH PARK POLICE
AND HE WASIMMEDIATELY ARRESTED.
THE COUGH MEDICINECOMPANIES CLAIM
THEY DON'T INTENDFOR THEIR PRODUCT
TO BE USED BY KIDSTO GET HIGH.
BUT ONE LOOK ATTHE PACKAGING TELLS OTHERWISE-
"THERADRYL DM FOR KIDS"
AND NOW FOR A QUICKCELEBRITY CHECK
HERE'S BUTTERS STOTCH.
STILL NOCELEBRITIES, ERIC.
I'LL KEEPMY EYES OPEN.
THE COUGH MEDICINE PROBLEMUSED TO ALSO RUN RAMPANT
IN NEIGHBORINGMIDDLE PARK ELEMENTARY.
BUT THEY TOOK ACTION.
RIDDED THEIR ENTIRE TOWNOF COUGH MEDICINE.
AND WHAT WE SEE NOW,IS A HAPPIER SCHOOL
ONE HUNDRED PERCENTCOUGH MEDICINE FREE.
( all hacking & coughing )
Tigger Yum Yum
"Sexy Action News Team Special Report: Cough Medicine Abuse in School" -- it's the report you can't afford to miss.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
After watching Craig's show, the boys are determined to make a better show.x CLOSE
The boys drink cough syrup.x CLOSE
"Sexy Action News Team Special Report: Cough Medicine Abuse in School" -- it's the report you can't afford to miss.x CLOSE
The boys anchor the South Park Elementary closed circuit news broadcast.x CLOSE
Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news program.x CLOSE
The boys overhaul their news program.x CLOSE
A new Sexy Action News show debuts.x CLOSE
Jimmy stands up for real journalism.x CLOSE
The boys are going to fail their extra-curricular A/V class.x CLOSE
The boys can't think of a good show idea on their own.x CLOSE