WE SURE WORKED HARD ON THAT NEWS SHOW.
APPARENTLY IT DOESN'TMATTER HOW HARD YOU WORK.
HEY BOYS, READY TODO SOME WHISTLIN ?
( whistlin' merrily )
-- OFF, WHISTLIN' WILLIE,WE'RE NOT IN THE MOOD.
IF YOU WANT YOUR PIZZAYOU GOTTA WHISTLE !
( whistlin' merrily )
COME ON !
( all half-whistlin' )
THERE YA' GO !
GOD, I WISH WE HADA PIZZA HUT IN SOUTH PARK.
HEY LOOK, CRAIGJUST WALKED IN.
( cheers & applause )
JESUS ALL THAT FORA STUPID VIDEO SHOW.
OH HEY GUYS, HEARD ABOUTYOUR NEWS SHOW BEING CANCELED.
GO PLAY WITHYOURSELF, CRAIG.
YEAH, WELL, I GOT AN OVERALLDEAL WITH THE SCHOOL.
THEY'RE PAYING MESIX DOLLARS A WEEK
TO COME UPWITH NEW SHOWS.
YOUR IDEA TOOK ABOUTTHIS MUCH THOUGHT, CRAIG.
THIS MUCH MORETHAN YOU HAD.
HEY A ROUND OF ROOT BEERSFOR EVERYONE, ON ME !
( cheering )
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOUDOING WITH THIS ASSHOLE ?
MRPH RHMHPHM RM.
YOU'RE HELPING CRAIGMAKE HIS SHOW ?
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUWOULD BETRAY US LIKE THAT !
WE'VE ALWAYS BEENSUPER COOL TO YOU !
♪ HA HA HA HAHAAAA HA ♪
♪ WE'RE GONNADO A NEWS SHOW ♪
♪ AND YOU CAN'TDO IT WITH US ♪
♪ BECAUSE YOUARE TOO POOR ♪
♪ AND POOR PEOPLEDON'T WATCH THE NEWS ♪
♪ NYA NYA NYANYA NYAAAA NYA ♪
OH WHATEVER, KENNY !
HEY GANG, I BROUGHTTHE NEW EPISODE OF
"WIDE ANGLECLOSE-UP ANIMALS" !
WOO-HOO !YAYYY !LET'S SEE !
PUT IT UP ONTHE MONITORS !
SUPER CUTE !
GOD, I JUSTDON'T GET IT.
WOW... THOSE ANIMALSARE PRETTY CUTE.
TOKEN-- NOWCOME ON GUYS !
WE'VE WORKEDTOO HARD
TO JUST ROLL OVERFOR CRAIG AND HIS
STUPID OVERALL DEAL.
INSTEAD OF SITTING HEREFEELING SORRY FOR OURSELVES,
WE JUST NEEDTO FIGURE OUT
HOW TO MAKEOUR SHOW BETTER !
YEAH... MAYBE IF WECAN GET HIGHER RATINGS
BY THE ENDOF THE WEEK
THEY'LL LET USSTAY ON THE AIR !
WELL WHAT ARE WEWAITIN' FOR ?
COME ON GUYS !
Poor People Don't Watch the News
After watching Craig's show, the boys are determined to make a better show.
After buying martial arts weapons at a local flea market, the boys are transformed into anime Japanese Warriors.x CLOSE
Cartman must convince a qualifying committee that he's handicapped so as to defeat Jimmy in an upcoming sporting event.x CLOSE
Kyle finally sees "The Passion" and is forced to admit Cartman has been right all along.x CLOSE
When Stan gets challenged to a dance-off, it's up to him to put a team of South Park's best dancers together to compete.x CLOSE
When Cartman dresses up like a robot to get Butters' innermost secrets, he gets in over his head. The army believes he's some new secret weapon, and Butters thinks he's found a new best friend.x CLOSE
Cartman goes out of his way to get the new neighbor "Mr. Jefferson" to love him. Meanwhile, the South Park Police decide to take "Mr. Jefferson" down for being black and wealthy.x CLOSE
Humans from the future arrive in South Park through a time portal, looking for work. When the boys try to earn some extra money, they learn the time immigrants have taken all the jobs.x CLOSE
PETA demonstrates against the use of a cow as South Park Elementary's mascot, forcing the student body to vote for a new mascot.x CLOSE
When a giant Wall-Mart comes to South Park, Stan and Kyle must to find a way to destroy the ever-expanding superstore...all while keeping Cartman from stabbing them in the back.x CLOSE
Stan, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman and Butters have kept a dark secret since pre-school. Now Trent Boyett is getting out of juvie and his first order of business is revenge.x CLOSE
After watching Craig's show, the boys are determined to make a better show.x CLOSE
The boys drink cough syrup.x CLOSE
"Sexy Action News Team Special Report: Cough Medicine Abuse in School" -- it's the report you can't afford to miss.x CLOSE
The boys anchor the South Park Elementary closed circuit news broadcast.x CLOSE
Mr. Meryl cancels the boys' news program.x CLOSE
The boys overhaul their news program.x CLOSE
A new Sexy Action News show debuts.x CLOSE
Jimmy stands up for real journalism.x CLOSE
The boys are going to fail their extra-curricular A/V class.x CLOSE
The boys can't think of a good show idea on their own.x CLOSE