THE DEBATE STILL RAGES ONIN AMERICA,
BUT AT LEAST NOW, KENNY IS INA MUCH MORE PEACEFUL PLACE.
SATAN'S ARMY HAS BROKENTHROUGH THE GATES !
WE'RE GONNA DIE !
SEND ALL TROOPS TOTHE BATTLEFIELD !
I WILL COMMANDAS BEST I CAN !
MICHAEL !MICHAEL !
THE HUMANS FINALLY DIDTHE RIGHT THING !
OH MY GOD--THEY KILLED KENNY !
GET HIM INTO THECOMMAND STATION, HURRY !
SATAN'S ARMY CHARGES !
TELL OUR TROOPSWHAT TO DO, KENNY !
( electronic beeping )
SO IT BEGINS !
NOW WE SHALL SEETHE FINAL BATTLE
BETWEEN HEAVEN AND HELLPLAY OUT !
( beeping )
YES, GOOD, KENNY !
THE ANGEL SPEARMEN ARE TAKINGOUT THEIR DEMON SOULRIPPERS !
OH, THE CALVARY ANGELSARE CLASHING WITH THEIRBLACK KNIGHTS !
OH MY GOD !
MY GOD,THIS BATTLE IS EPIC !
OH, THEY'RE BRINGING INTHEIR DEMON DRAGONS !
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THEM !
MY GOD THIS IS EVEN BIGGERTHAN THE FINAL BATTLE
IN THE "LORD OFTHE RINGS" MOVIE !
IN FACT, IT'S LIKE 10 TIMESBETTER THAN THAT BATTLE !
NO... NOOO !
HOW ARE WE LOSING ?
THE CHILD'S SOULIS IN HEAVEN !
GOD HAS HISSECRET WEAPON !
FULL RETREAT !
PATIENCE, MY LORD !
NO, KEVIN, THAT'S IT,I'M BREAKING UP WITH YOU !
YES, YES, KENNY !
SATAN'S FORCESARE RETREATING !
THIS IS TRULYA SIGHT TO BEHOLD !
OH I WISH I HADA CAMCORDER !
WE HAVE DONE IT !
WE HAVE DEFEATEDTHE ARMIES OF SATAN !
KENNY,BLESS YOUR SOUL.
YOU HAVE SAVEDALL OF HEAVEN !
AND TO THANK YOU FORWHAT YOU'VE DONE,
WE ARE GOING TO GIVE YOUA VERY SPECIAL GIFT.
FOR SAVING THE ENTIRE UNIVERSEFROM THE FORCES OF EVIL
WE GIVE YOU THIS...
KEANU REEVES STATUE.
( light applause )
Heaven Vs. Hell
Kenny saves the universe from Satan.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Kenny is revived at a bad time.x CLOSE
Cartman proves to court he's Kenny's BFF.x CLOSE
Kenny saves the universe from Satan.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the long line for the new Sony PSP.x CLOSE
Kenny spends his days playing his Sony PSP.x CLOSE
Kenny is the chosen one.x CLOSE
Michael tells Kenny that he is Keanu Reeves.x CLOSE
Kenny's soul is trapped in his body.x CLOSE
A lawyer reads Kenny's will to the boys.x CLOSE
Cartman wants Kenny dead so he can inherit his Sony PSP.x CLOSE