THAT KENNY McCORMICKTOLD HIS WISHES TO.
AND KENNY TOLD MESPECIFICALLY
THAT HE WOULD NEVER WANT TO BEKEPT ALIVE ON MACHINES.
WHAT THEY ARE DOING TO HIMIS NOT RIGHT.
WELL, I'M SORRY, YOUNG MAN,
BUT THE PARENTS WANTTHEIR CHILD KEPT ALIVE.
I DON'T BELIEVE YOU HAVE ANYLEGAL AUTHORITY HERE.
I DO HAVE LEGAL AUTHORITY,YOUR HONOR.
YOU SEE,I WAS KENNY'S B.F.F.
BEST FRIENDS FOREVER ?
KENNY AND I HAVE BEEN B.F.F.SINCE THE FIRST GRADE.
KENNY HAS THE OTHER HALFOF THIS B.F.F. NECKLACE.
I BELIEVE YOU ALL KNOWWHAT THAT MEANS.
AND HOW SERIOUS THIS IS.
LOOK, KENNY, YOUR FRIENDS AREHERE TO VISIT YOU AGAIN !
BUT THIS JUST DOESN'TSEEM RIGHT !
WHAT'S THE MATTER,DOCTOR ?
I'M AFRAID I'VE BEEN GIVENA COURT ORDER
TO REMOVE KENNY'SFEEDING TUBE.
HE'S RIGHT IN HERE.
KENNY'S B.F.F. SAYS THAT
KENNY DIDN'T WANT TO BEKEPT ALIVE ARTIFICIALLY.
THE COURTS HAVE DETERMINEDWE MUST OBEY HIS WISH.
CARTMAN IS NOTKENNY'S B.F.F. !
SIR, TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.
THAT'S ALL THEVERIFICATION WE NEED.
PULL THE FEEDING TUBE,DOCTOR.
NO, DOCTOR,YOU CAN'T !
I'M SORRY,I HAVE NO CHOICE.
HERE IS THE HOSPITAL.
THIS IS HOPELESS,GABRIEL.
WE CANNOT INTERACT WITHANYTHING ON EARTH,
HOW CAN WE POSSIBLY GETA FEEDING TUBE REMOVED ?
THAT DIRTY, EVIL,NO GOOD SON OF A BITCH !
NOW THAT CARTMAN GOT KENNY'SFEEDING TUBE OUT,
HE'S GONNA DIE FOR SURE !
THE TUBE HASBEEN REMOVED ?
HOW CAN THEY LET AN 8-YEAR-OLDDECIDE KENNY'S FATE ?
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALHAS DONE OUR WORK FOR US !
GOOD, NOW ALL WE MUST DOIS PRAY
NOBODY INTERFERES WITH THECHILD'S DEATH A SECOND TIME.
DUDE, WE HAVE TO DOWHATEVER WE CAN
TO GET THAT FEEDING TUBEPUT BACK IN !
LET'S GO TO THE,UH, MEDIA.
WE'LL MAKE EVERYONEIN THE COUNTRY KNOW
THAT THEY'REKILLING KENNY !
YEAH, COME ON !
NO !NO, BOYS !
Cartman proves to court he's Kenny's BFF.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Kenny is revived at a bad time.x CLOSE
Cartman proves to court he's Kenny's BFF.x CLOSE
Kenny saves the universe from Satan.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the long line for the new Sony PSP.x CLOSE
Kenny spends his days playing his Sony PSP.x CLOSE
Kenny is the chosen one.x CLOSE
Michael tells Kenny that he is Keanu Reeves.x CLOSE
Kenny's soul is trapped in his body.x CLOSE
A lawyer reads Kenny's will to the boys.x CLOSE
Cartman wants Kenny dead so he can inherit his Sony PSP.x CLOSE