MY FELLOW DAMNED SOULS !
NOW IS THE TIMEFOR OUR ASSAULT !
( crowd roars )
YOU KNOW NO FEAR, YOU WILLDRINK THE BLOOD OF ANGELS !
WE GO NOW !NOTHING CAN STOP US !
MOVE ASIDE !STEP ASIDE I SAY !
SATAN, GOD HAS MOCKED THEEONCE AGAIN !
GOD HAS FOUND A WAYTO DEFEAT YOUR ARMY.
IMPOSSIBLE !HOW ?
A YOUNG MAN.
BASICALLY, HE'S LIKEKEANU REEVES.
OH, JESUS CHRIST.
MY LORD !
MY LORD, WE MUSTATTACK NOW !
WHAT'S THE POINT ?
THEY HAVEA KEANU REEVES NOW.
DO NOT FEAR, MY LORD,YOUR ARMY IS GREAT !
DEMON ARMY--BEGIN YOUR MARCH ON HEAVEN !
( roaring )
UP HERE YOU GET THE BESTTACTICAL VIEW
TO PROTECTTHE FORTRESS.
IT IS FROM HERE, KENNY,
THAT YOU SHALL COMMANDTHE ARMIES OF HEAVEN.
HOW AM I SUPPOSEDTO DO THIS ?
SIMPLE.YOU WILL USE-- THIS.
THIS GOLDEN PSP ISTHE KING OF ALL PSPs.
HAIL THE HOLY PSP.HAIL THE HOLY PSP.
IT WORKS JUST LIKE THE ONESWE SENT TO EARTH.
ALL THE COMMANDS YOU MAKE
WILL BE SENT TO THE TROOPSDOWN ON THE BATTLEFIELD.
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO ISPLAY THE GAME, KENNY,
ONLY THIS TIME,IT'S FOR REALS.
GABRIEL RETURNSWITH NEWS !
HELL'S ARMYIS DEPARTING !
THEY HEAD NOW FORTHE GATES OF HEAVEN !
PREPARE THE TROOPS !
WE MUST BE READYFOR THEM !
THE TIME ISAT HAND, KENNY.
THE STAGE IS SET,AND THE FINAL BATTLE
BETWEEN HEAVEN AND HELLIS ABOUT TO BEGIN.
THE FATE OF THE OUTCOMEIS IN YOUR HANDS !
WHERE'D HE GO ?
( electronic beeping )
DOCTOR,WE HAVE A PULSE !
THEN, THAT'S IT--WE'VE BROUGHT HIM BACK.
AMAZING, DOCTOR--YOU'VE REVIVED SOMEBODY
WHO'S BEEN LEGALLY DEADFOR ALMOST A DAY.
CALL THE PARENTS.
THEY'RE GOING TO BESHOCKED TO FIND OUT.
THEIR SON IS ALIVE.
Kenny is revived at a bad time.
The boys have to help Mr. Garrison get his testicles out of Kyle's knees.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks to rid the world of hippies once and for all.x CLOSE
The boys realize they can make 10% of someone else's hard-earned money just by being talent agents.x CLOSE
Cartman's jealous when Kenny gets the last new portable gaming device before the toy store runs out. Will Cartman and Kenny be able to stay best friends forever?x CLOSE
If the boys can lose just one baseball game, it gets them out of playing the boring sport for the entire summer.x CLOSE
Butters is freaked out when he thinks he can communicate with the dead.x CLOSE
Jimmy has to get control of his raging hormones in time to perform in the school's talent show.x CLOSE
The world's largest beaver dam breaks, flooding the nearby town of Beaverton. As the victims wait for help to arrive, the people of South Park declare a Global Warming State of Emergency.x CLOSE
In order to retrieve a Future Telling Device the girls possess, Butters must fake his death, dress up as a girl and infiltrate their slumber party.x CLOSE
Mrs. Garrison still has feelings for Mr. Slave, but it's too late -- Mr. Slave has moved on and plans to marry his new love as soon as the Governor signs the same-sex marriage bill.x CLOSE
Kenny is revived at a bad time.x CLOSE
Cartman proves to court he's Kenny's BFF.x CLOSE
Kenny saves the universe from Satan.x CLOSE
Cartman joins the long line for the new Sony PSP.x CLOSE
Kenny spends his days playing his Sony PSP.x CLOSE
Kenny is the chosen one.x CLOSE
Michael tells Kenny that he is Keanu Reeves.x CLOSE
Kenny's soul is trapped in his body.x CLOSE
A lawyer reads Kenny's will to the boys.x CLOSE
Cartman wants Kenny dead so he can inherit his Sony PSP.x CLOSE