EXCUSE ME, THERE'S BEENA MISUNDERSTANDING...
COME ON IN,MR. PRESIDENT.
MR. PRESIDENT,MY NAME IS--
YOU THINK WE DON'TKNOW YOUR NAME ?
WE KNOW EVERYTHING.
WE'VE ALLWORKED VERY HARD
TO KEEP OUR INVOLVEMENTIN 9-11 A SECRET.
BUT YOU JUST HAD TOKEEP DIGGING.
YOU WON'TGET AWAY WITH IT.
"PEOPLE"YOU MEAN SHEEPLE.
WE HAVE THE MAJORITY OF THEMKEPT IN BLISSFUL IGNORANCE.
JUST ONE MORE LEAKTO FIX.
WAIT...WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
YOU'VE BEEN A THORN IN OUR SIDEFOR TOO LONG, I'M AFRAID.
NO, YOU CAN'TDO THIS !
PLEASE, I'LL STOP !
I'LL TAKE DOWNTHE WEBSITE.
MR. MH-RMHPH !RMHMHPMH !
TOO LATE !
( gunshot )
JESUS CHRIST !
HA HA HA...HE DIED LIKE A PIG.
SOME PIGSNEVER LEARN.
NO, WAY !
HE WAS RIGHTYOU D CAUSE 9-11 !
YES, QUITE SIMPLETO PULL OFF, REALLY.
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS HAVEEXPLOSIVES PLANTED
IN THE BASE OF THE TOWERS.
THEN ON 9-11 WE PRETENDED LIKEFOUR PLANES WERE BEING HIJACKED
WHEN REALLY WE JUST RE-ROUTEDTHEM TO PENNSYLVANIA.
THEN FLEW TWO MILITARY JETSINTO THE WORLD TRADE CENTER
FILLED WITH MORE EXPLOSIVESAND SHOT DOWN ALL THE WITNESSES
IN FLIGHT 93 WITH AN F-15,
AFTER BLOWING UP THE PENTAGONWITH A CRUISE MISSILE.
IT WAS ONLY THEWORLD'S MOST INTRICATE
AND FLAWLESSLY EXECUTEDPLAN EVER, EVER.
REALLY ?WHY ?
THE OLDEST REASONIN THE WORLD... MONEY.
THE TOWERS FELL AND THE AMERICANSHEEPLE ALL WAVED THEIR FLAGS.
FINALLY WE COULDINVADE IRAQ,
AND GET THE OIL WHICH MADE USALL EVEN RICHER THAN BEFORE.
BEAUTIFUL MONEY,HA HA HAAA !
IS THE WHOLE GOVERNMENTIN ON THIS ?
WE ARE ALL-KNOWINGAND ALL-POWERFUL.
( alarms ringing )
DANGIT, I MISSED AGAIN !
FOR CHRIST'S SAKE,CHENEY !
KYLE, RUN !
KILL THEMMMMM !
Plug These Leaks
President Bush admits he caused 9/11.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
The town considers the legitimacy of conspiracy theories.x CLOSE
President Bush admits he caused 9/11.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle find out the truth about 9/11.x CLOSE
Somebody went #2 in the urinal and Mr. Mackey wants answers.x CLOSE
The Hardly Boys are brought in to find the culprit.x CLOSE
Cartman annoys the boys with his conspiracy theories.x CLOSE
Cartman tells the class that Kyle is responsible for September 11th.x CLOSE
Stan offers Kyle Some Help .x CLOSE
A possible urinal culprit has been caught.x CLOSE
The cops bust Stan, Kyle, and the 911Truth.org guy.x CLOSE