YOU GONNA WATCH THEGAME TONIGHT, BUTTERS ?
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT !
I WAS NOT RESPONSIBLEFOR 9-11 !
GOD DAMMIT !
HELLO BOOBIE, HOW WASSCHOOL TODAY ?
OH, COME ON, SCHOOLISN'T ALL THAT BAD.
BUT, EVERYONE THINKS I WASRESPONSIBLE FOR 9-11.
WE HAVE TODO SOMETHING.
IT IS OBVIOUSTHAT OUR CHILDREN
ARE STILL COMPLETELYCONFUSED ABOUT 9-11 !
YES, WE NEED TO GO OVER ITAGAIN IN THE CLASSROOMS
SO THEY UNDERSTANDWHAT REALLY HAPPENED.
WELL... WHATREALLY HAPPENED ?
THERE'S STRONG EVIDENCETHAT WHAT WE WERE TOLD
ISN'T THE TRUTH.
OH NO.COME ON.OH BROTHER.
DID YOU KNOW THAT THEREWERE EXPLOSIONS SEEN
AT THE BASEOF THE TOWERS ?
OH BROTHER.NO, NO.ARE YOU RETARDED ?
LOOK, WHATEVERYOU BELIEVE
THE FACT OF THE MATTERIS SOMEBODY...
DROPPED A DOOKIN THE SCHOOL URINAL
AND THERE'S STILL NOEXPLANATION FOR THAT !
MR. MACKEY, THERE ARE MOREIMPORTANT THINGS GOING ON HERE.
MORE IMPORTANT ?
YOU AREN'T THE ONE
WHO HAD TO WALK INTOTHE BOY'S BATHROOM, M'KAY
AFTER HAVING TOWAKE UP EARLY, YOU KNOW,
THERE'S NO COFFEE IN THETEACHER'S LOUNGE
AND THEN YOU WALKINTO THE BATHROOM
TO JUST FIND A BIG DOOKLAYING THERE IN THE URINAL.
LIKE IT'S LAUGHING AT YA.
THE TURD COULD HAVE BEENPUT IN THERE
TO COVER UP 9-11 !
NO, I'M NOT SAYINGTHEY'RE RELATED !
HOW DO WE KNOWTHEY'RE NOT ?
WE NEED TO BE BRAVE ENOUGHTO ASK QUESTIONS !
IT'S OBVIOUS THATBEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER
WE NEED TO FIND OUT WHO WASBEHIND 9-11 ONCE AND FOR ALL !
WELL, WHO ELSE COULDIT HAVE BEEN.
THIS IS TOO BIGOF A MYSTERY FOR ME.
I THINK WE BETTER CALLIN THE HARDLY BOYS.
OH NO, NOTTHE GOD DAMN--
THE HARDLY BOYS
TWO SMART YOUNGWHIPPER SNAPPERS
WITH A TASTE FORSOLVING MYSTERIES.
THE HARDLY BOYS IN:
SO THAT'S ABOUT THE LONG ANDSHORT OF IT, HARDLY BOYS.
THERE WERE TWO TOWERSTHAT STOOD RIGHT HERE,
AND THEY'RE GONE.
AND NOBODY KNOWSWHO'S RESPONSIBLE ?
THERE ARE THEORIES,BUT NOBODY'S CERTAIN.
HMM, WHO WOULDBENEFIT MOST
FROM TWO BUILDINGSDISAPPEARING ?
OH, I JUST STARTEDGETTING A CLUE.
YEAH I'M TOTALLYGETTING A CLUE.
OH, THAT'S GIVINGME A CLUE.
YEAH, I'VE GOT ARAGING CLUE RIGHT NOW.
MINE'S POINTINGTO THE LEFT.
OH, FRANK, SERIOUSLY I HAVESUCH A RAGING CLUE RIGHT NOW
I THINK WEBETTER FOLLOW IT.
OKAY, LET'S FOLLOWYOUR RAGING CLUE...
Not the Goddamn
The town considers the legitimacy of conspiracy theories.
One of South Park's most beloved characters makes a triumphant return to the show.x CLOSE
Stan persuades all the citizens of South Park to buy hybrid cars.x CLOSE
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon "Family Guy."x CLOSE
After leaving Kyle injured on the side of the road, Cartman races to the headquarters of "Family Guy" determined to put an end to the show once and for all.x CLOSE
Towelie writes his memoirs and the published work is chosen to be part of Oprah's Book Club.x CLOSE
The boys are trapped in a cave and Cartman finds treasure.x CLOSE
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from the "Dog Whisperer." But Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.x CLOSE
The boys must find a way to stop a mad gamer who is destroying World of Warcraft, their favorite online role playing game.x CLOSE
The world's biggest conspiracy of all time will finally be uncovered when Eric Cartman exposes the true culprit behind the September 11th attacks.x CLOSE
In his new role as School Hallway Monitor, Cartman must team up with Kyle when they discover a teacher having sex with a student.x CLOSE
The town considers the legitimacy of conspiracy theories.x CLOSE
President Bush admits he caused 9/11.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle find out the truth about 9/11.x CLOSE
Somebody went #2 in the urinal and Mr. Mackey wants answers.x CLOSE
The Hardly Boys are brought in to find the culprit.x CLOSE
Cartman annoys the boys with his conspiracy theories.x CLOSE
Cartman tells the class that Kyle is responsible for September 11th.x CLOSE
Stan offers Kyle Some Help .x CLOSE
A possible urinal culprit has been caught.x CLOSE
The cops bust Stan, Kyle, and the 911Truth.org guy.x CLOSE