WELCOME !WELCOME EVERYONE !
PLEASE, ENJOY, THE PRESENTATIONSHOULD BEGIN SHORTLY.
CARTMAN, WHAT THE HELLIS ALL THIS ?
OUR PLATINUM ALBUM CEREMONY--I'VE SPARED NO EXPENSE.
BUT YOU SPENT ALLTHE MONEY WE MADE !
WE'RE FAITH PLUS ONE, TOKEN,THERE'LL BE PLENTY MORE MONEY.
RELAX AND ENJOY,BLACK ASSHOLE.
THERE'S HORS D'OEUVRESAND DRINKS
BY THE FERRIS WHEEL,EVERYONE !
OH, KYLE, GUYS,SO NICE TO SEE YOU !
LET'S JUST GET THISOVER WITH, CARTMAN.
YOU WON THE BET,HERE'S $10.
OH, NO NO NO--NOT YET, KYLE.
EVERYONE, EVERYONE, CAN I HAVEYOUR ATTENTION, PLEASE ?
( cheering )
WOO-HOO !FAITH PLUS ONE !
WE LOVE YOU !PRAISE CHRIST !
YES, YES, THANK YOU,PRAISE HIM.
I THINK WE'RE READYTO START NOW.
( announcer )Welcome to thepresentation ceremony
for Faith Plus One !
( audience cheering )
And now to present the award,here's Michael Collins !
THIS IS THE WORST DAYOF MY LIFE.
AHH, THIS IS THE BEST DAYOF MY LIFE.
BOYS, IN RECOGNITION OF OVERONE MILLION RECORDS SOLD
THE CHRISTIAN RECORDING INDUSTRYIS PLEASED TO PRESENT YOU
WITH THIS-- MYRRH ALBUM !
THANK YOU VERY--WAIT, MYRRH ALBUM ?
I THOUGHT ALBUMS WENTEITHER GOLD OR PLATINUM.
NO, NO, IN CHRISTIAN ROCKOUR ALBUMS GO GOLD,
THEN FRANKINCENSETHEN MYRRH.
HA ! OUR BET WAS THATYOU WOULD GET A PLATINUM ALBUM
NOT A MYRRH ALBUM !
I DON'T OWE YOUANYTHING, FAT BOY !
DO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME I CANNEVER GET A PLATINUM ALBUM
WITH A CHRISTIANROCK BAND ?
NO, BUT YOU CAN GODOUBLE MYRRH.
( gasps from audience )
OH, PLEASE DON'T TAKETHE LORD'S NAME IN VAIN !
WHO CARES ?!
I CAN NEVER WIN MY BETBECAUSE YOU STUPID ASSHOLES
DON'T GIVE OUTPLATINUM ALBUMS !
BUT YOU'VE SPREADTHE WORD OF THE LORD.
YOU'VE BROUGHTFAITH IN JESUS !
OH, ( bleep ) JESUS !
( gasps )
( woman shrieks )
ERIC, I'M PRETTY SURE
YOU SHOULDN'T SAY THE"F" WORD ABOUT JESUS.
YEAH, YOU'RE GONNAHURT THE BAND !
WHO ( bleeping )CARES, TOKEN ?
I CAN NEVER BEATKYLE NOW !
I'LL SAY IT AGAIN !( bleep ) JESUS !
( audience screaming )
MY EARS AREBLEEDING !
GOOD JOB, DICK HEAD !
YOU LOST THEENTIRE AUDIENCE !
AH, ( bleep ) YOU, TOKEN,YOU BLACK ASSHOLE !
AH ! OH !
( coughing )
HMM, GUESS HE GOTWHAT HE DESERVED.
( Eric coughing, wheezing )
( bleep ) YOU, ERIC !
Cartman loses the bet after all.
The impact is worldwide when the visitors return to South Park and the boys discover that Earth is one big intergalactic reality show.x CLOSE
When a recently disabled star visits South Park and steals Jimmy's limelight, he and Timmy fight back by forming a handicapped gang.x CLOSE
After convincing the boys to toilet paper their teacher's house, Cartman contemplates killing Kyle so he doesn't rat them all out.x CLOSE
When the boys join protesters to get out of school for a day, they find themselves in the middle of two opposing sides of the war issue.x CLOSE
The real Jenny From the Block is enraged when one of Cartman's body parts becomes too famous for its own good.x CLOSE
After starting their own South Park detective agency, the boys are officially named junior deputies by the police department.x CLOSE
Forced off their land by the owners of the Three Feathers Indian Casino, the boys rally South Park to fight the rich and powerful Indians.x CLOSE
The boys are hot to be gay once the metrosexual craze hits South Park, and Mr. Garrison accuses the Queer Eye guys of selling out.x CLOSE
Cartman hits the top of the charts with his own Christian rock band, and the boys get arrested for downloading music on the Internet.x CLOSE
After South Park's senior citizens mow down a few farmers' markets, the boys decide to take action against the older generation.x CLOSE
The boys feel bad about downloading music for free.x CLOSE
Faith Plus One gets a record deal.x CLOSE
Cartman loses the bet after all.x CLOSE
The boys bet Cartman that they will make a platinum album first.x CLOSE
Cartman puts a new band together.x CLOSE
The FBI catches the boys downloading music.x CLOSE
Cartman's new band practices.x CLOSE
Cartman's band gets ready for fame.x CLOSE
The boys decide to fight the downloading of music for free.x CLOSE
Cartman tricks a band in to losing their slot at a concert.x CLOSE